I walked into the Bobby Wasabi Dojo, and there appeared the love of my life Jack doing karate moves. He was all alone in the dojo.
"Hey Jack." I greeted casually.
"Oh hey, Kim. You want to spar"?
"Sure."
Ha Ha. My first plan! I'm going to try to either fake passing out so Jack could give me CPR or tripping both of us over while we spar knocking us on the floor on top of each other. I'll go with the second choice. I'm not a good actor so I don't think I could pull it off with CPR.
Jack and I started to spar. It is really intense. That's just the only word to describe it.
Jack tried to punched me but I grabbed his arm, "slipped" on the floor, with that it threw Jack on top of me.
"Ow." Jack moaned in pain.
"Yeah ouch." I pretended to be in pain.
Jack and I were still on top of each other. Then Jack started to lean in. OH MY GOSH I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN! AHHHHHHH!
But than Rudy ruined it. " Uh… Jack? Kim?" " What are you guys doing"?
Jack immediately stood up. "Uh…..I was teaching Kim a karate technique." He said nervously and scratched his head .
Then I got up. "Yeah" I answered.
"Really? Because It looked like you guys were about to kiss." Rudy said with his arms crossed.
Jack and I started to laugh nervously. "No we just fell that's all" Jack said.
Rudy gave both of us a weird look. "Mmmmhmm" he mumbled and walked in his office.
"So….." I said awkwardly.
"So.."
"Jack do you want to go to the park with me"?
"The skate park"?
"No just a regular park." I answered.
"Why?"
"Um.. Because I said so."
"And?"
"For the love of- Jack can we just go to the park!"
Jack laughed. "Okay then, what are we going to do at the park?"
"Um..walk?"
"Seriously Kim"?. "We could just walk right now inside the dojo."
"No, the park is better."
"Alright fine we'll go the park." Jack finally agreed.
When we got to Seaford Park, they had some people walking their dogs. One dog was taking a leak and another dog had diarrhea .
"Ew." Jack said disgusted. "I don't know why you wanted to go the park."
" I told you, to take a walk. "Come on it's a nice day out." I said.
"Yeah, your right." Jack said and smiled at me.
"See that's the spirit." I smiled back.
Then all of a sudden, Jerry ran up to us in his underwear.
"Jerry what the hell"? Jack said disturbingly.
"Guys I'm being chased by dogs! ""Help me"! Jerry screamed.
"Jerry what did you do to them? I asked.
"I just ate their dog food, It wasn't a big deal or anything." Jerry answered casually.
Jack and I looked at each other and shook our heads. I told you Jerry was stupid.
Then we heard barking from up ahead.
"Oh crap got to run!" Jerry screamed like a girl and started running again. The dogs were chasing Jerry. People that were walking gave him weird looks.
"Um mommy?" said a little girl holding her mom's hand.
"Don't ask sweetheart." The mother replied and they walked passed us.
"Yep let's just pretend that didn't happen." Jack said.
"Yep." I agreed.
I was trying to see if there were any logs or any large rocks anywhere, until I suddenly spotted a huge rock by a big tree. This was great, so If Jack and I were to fall and kiss by there no one would see us because of the big tree.
"Jack let's go over there." I said.
Jack shrugged and we both walked to the huge rock by the tree. Then I tripped over a branch that had came from the tree and this time I was not faking it. I literally tripped.
"Kim are you alright"? Jack asked but then he tripped over the rock. "Oh shit!" he screamed then he fell on the floor.
Jack and I both started laughing together on the ground.
"That was funny." I said.
"Yeah."
After a moment of silence, Jack started to lean in. HOLY CRAP! ITS HAPPENING AGAIN! I started to lean in too but then someone interrupted us sadly.
"Hey guys." greeted Milton.
"Milton what are you doing here?' Jack asked annoyed.
"I had Live Action Role Playing in the park also known as L.A.R.P." Milton said like he was some kind of scientist or something.
"We know." I said annoyed.
"Were you guys about to kiss or something because it looked pretty obvious." Milton said.
"Whaaaaaaaaat"? Jack said nervously. "No way."
"Yes way, I saw you two." Milton said. "Are you guys secretly dating?"
"No! Maybe you need some glasses Milton because we were not about to kiss." I lied nervously.
"Yeah." Jack agreed.
Milton crossed his arms. "Really"?
"Yes really!". "Can you leave us alone Milton"? Jack asked.
"Fine. "I'll be watching you guys." he said and he walked away.
"It's getting late, maybe we should go." Jack suggested.
"Okay."
Damn. We were so close to kissing. Well I am not giving up. Kim Crawford does not give up.