A few days later, Jack and I walked into the dojo.
"You guys are three hours late." Rudy said.
"Sorry Rudy we had to um- I said trying to think of something.
"We had to go the library." Jack answered for me.
"Yeah, the library." I lied nervously. If you're an identical twin of Jerry and haven't noticed, Jack and I did not go to the library. We actually went to the amusement park so fun! Sadly, I didn't get to kiss Jack but either way It was still fun. Crazy and fun are the only words to describe what happened at the amusement park. We went on roller coasters, we got chased by security, (don't ask) and whole lot of other stuff that's kind of hard to explain. Ha-Ha
Rudy crossed his arms. "You guys did not go to the library."
"They just said they went to the library." Jerry said.
"It's pretty obvious their lying." Eddie said.
"Yeah Jerry, they didn't go to the library" "No one in this dojo goes to the library for three straight hours except me ." Milton said as if he was special or something.
"Okay Jack, Kim if you guys are secretly dating just tell us already, you don't have to keep it a secret. Were the Wasabi Warriors we have nothing to hide. I mean we already know you guys have huge crushes on each other so there's nothing to be embarrassed about." Rudy said.
"We keep telling you were not secretly dating!". "And I don't have a crush on Kim". Jack replied.
"Yeah what you said was a total lie Rudy." I said nervously.
"Are you sure you guys don't like each other"? asked Milton.
"NO!" Jack and I shouted at him.
"Okay, Okay." Milton put his hands up in defense.
"Yeah right." Eddie mumbled.
"What was that Eddie"? I asked.
"Nothing" Eddie said quickly.
That's what I thought…
"I mean come on guys, me and Kim? Blaaaaaahhh." Jack said as if he was trying to vomit.
Okay. That was HURTFUL. Alright fine. Let's see how he likes it then..
"Yeah come on. I'd rather date Tom Balls." I said. Tom Balls is the weirdest kid in school. He picks his nose, he actually eats the cafeteria food, he says disturbing things, he's a pervert, he's kind of stupid, and he likes to touch his…..well balls.
As soon as I said that Eddie, Jerry, and Milton started laughing. HARD. Jerry was rolling on the floor. Rudy stood silent and shook his head because he had no idea who Tom Balls was.
Jack looked offended. Of course I didn't actually mean what I said.
"Come on guys, let's just start practice." I said.
"Um Kim practice already ended." Rudy said. "But no since you guys were and I know for sure that you guys did not go to the library, you guys can do a thousand push- ups.
"A THOUSAND PUSH UPS? ARE YOU CRAZY?" Jack blurted out.
"Yeah are you out of your mind? " I said.
"Does it look like I am"? Rudy asked.
Jack sighed . "Damn." He mumbled and as we walked over to the mats.
Jerry started to laugh again.
"You know what Jerry, you can sure use some push ups too." Rudy said
"What."?
"You heard me mister, now move it"! Rudy replied.
I smirked at Jerry while I was doing push ups.
Jerry growled.
A few days later after I just finished a long day of school and me and the guys were in the parking lot playing Truth or Dare.
"Eddie, I dare you to eat that moldy pizza on the ground." Jack commanded.
"Fine with me." Eddie shrugged and grabbed the pizza off ground. He took a big bite.
"Eww." we all said disgusted.
"You know Eddie, you might get food poisoning."
"Speaking of that, I don't feel so good." Eddie said. Then all of a sudden he ran to a bush and started to puke.
"Poor Eddie." I said.
"Jerry, truth or dare"? Milton asked.
"Dare." Jerry said confidently.
"Okay, I dare you to jump off Suicide Cliff."
"Woah Suicide Cliff?" Jack gasped.
"Milton are you crazy"? I asked.
"Guys relax, I can do this." Jerry said.
Well your probably wondering what Suicide Cliff is…. Well it's a REALLY dangerous cliff. It's really deep too. About twenty seven people died from jumping off Suicide Cliff and nineteen were injured. It's so dangerous it's even called suicide.
After Eddie was done puking we all went to Suicide Cliff.
"Woah." Eddie said looking below.
"Jerry are you sure you want to do this? I mean it's just a dare." I said.
"It's not just a dare Kim. It's my dignity." Jerry said like this is some kind of dramatic movie.
"Come on Jerry. Time to jump." Milton said while smiling and patting Jerry's back.
"Why are you so happy about this"? Jack asked.
"This is revenge. He stole two hundred dollars from my wallet and never gave me my money back." He whispered to us.
"Milton, isn't this a little to harsh"? asked Eddie.
"Not at all." Milton answered. "Scientific calculations say that Jerry might survive."
I rolled my eyes. Milton always acts like he is some famous scientist.
"Okay I'm going to jump!" Jerry said.
Then all of a sudden Rudy and Phil came out of nowhere.
Phil is a friend of mine that owns this restaurant called Falafel Phil's. He can be REALLY weird sometimes….
"Rudy? Phil? What are you guys doing here"? Milton asked.
"No what are you guys doing here?" Rudy asked. "Suicide Cliff is dangerous."
"Were you guy stalking us"? Eddie asked.
"Noooooo" They answered slowly.
"That's not the point what are you guys doing here.?" Rudy asked again.
"Calm down Rudy. Milton just dared me to jump off Suicide Cliff no biggie." Jerry answered casually.
"What? Milton are you crazy?" Phil asked.
"That's what I said." I replied.
"No! Nobody is jumping off anything!." Rudy ordered.
Jerry moved closer to the edge.
"Jerry." Jack said slowly.
"You better not." Rudy said.
All of a sudden Eddie tripped over his own foot and then he fell into Milton, then Milton fell into me and then I fell into Jerry.
Jerry and I both fell of the cliff. Well Jerry fell all the way down, I grabbed hold of a rock that was two feet closer to the edge.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!." I screamed.
"OH SHIT! KIM!." Jack shouted.
"JERRY!." Eddie , Phil, and Rudy shouted.
"Rest in peace Jerry." Milton said and started to pray. Phil started to pray too.
"Seriously Eddie, you just had to trip over your own feet."! Rudy shouted.
"I'm sorry okay." Eddie said and started to cry.
Rudy slapped himself in the face.
"Would someone please help me"? I screamed.
"Kim grab my hand." Jack shouted and he stuck his has hand out.
Rudy started to bite his fingernails.
"Can I try some of your fingernails?" Phil asked. "I didn't eat lunch."
Rudy gave him a weird look. Eddie was still crying.
"Shut up, you big crybaby"! Milton yelled.
This made Eddie even worse. He roared with tears. Mucus started running down from his nose.
"Eww." Rudy said disgusted.
I was still trying to grab Jack's hand but I couldn't reach. "Jack I can't reach." "Just face it, I'm going to die." I am REALLY scared right now. It really seems like this is some kind of dramatic movie too….
"I won't let you. Now grab my hand." He said and reached out even more.
Then I finally got a hold of it. Jack pulled me up and I finally reached the top where everybody else was.
"Kim your alive."! Rudy shouted joyfully.
Everyone hugged me except Eddie. He was still crying.
"Yeah, but Jerry is still down there." I said sadly.
"I'll call 699." Phil said.
"699? Don't you mean 911?" Rudy corrected.
"Oh." said Phil. "Well in my country-
"Let's just call 911." Rudy interrupted. Then the both walked away from us.
"Jack you saved me"! I said happily.
"Well I wasn't going to let you fall." he said and then smiled at me.
I smiled back.
BOOM! Jack is leaning to kiss me….wait not one, but two people have to interrupt.
"Ahem." Milton pretended to cough.
Eddie was still crying too and he was stomping his foot and throwing a tantrum.
"Yes, may I help you"? Jack asked annoyed.
"Well it's just that, IM STANDING RIGHT HERE." Milton said.
"And?" I answered.
Eddie finally stopped crying. His eyes were red and mucus was going into his mouth.
Jack and I shared a look.
"Um okay, let's go clean you up Eddie." Milton aid an took some paper out of his pocket and they walked away together.
Then Jack and I started to lean in. Oh my gosh is this going to finally happen?….Wait no it's not.
"AHA!" Rudy popped out of nowhere.
"Son of a-" I hear Jack mumble.
I don't really hear him say the rest though. Ha Ha it's funny when he swears.
Jack just grabbed me and kissed me. We started to make out like there was no tomorrow.
YESSSSSSSS IS FINALLY HAPPPENING! HOLY CHRISTMAS NUTS. Oh gosh… that's what Milton says.
After the kiss was over, Rudy looked like he was about to cry. "Phil, you owe me thirty bucks."
Yay! Jack and Kim got their kiss. Just because they kissed doesn't mean this story is over yet. There's probably going to be a lot more ahead so stay tuned! What happened to Jerry? Did he die? Is he injured? Find out in the next chapter coming soon!
