It was ten minutes after Rudy had called 911. The fire department, ambulance, police cars, and even the S.W.A.T. team came to rescue Jerry.
Helicopters were up in the air surrounding Suicide Cliff, and they had ladders coming down from them.
"Wow" Eddie broke the silence.
We were all sad and even terrified. I just hope Jerry's okay.
Jack and I held hands. Then Rudy and Phil took out their cell phones and started to take pictures of us.
"Seriously"? Jack asked.
Rudy shrugged. "You guys make a cute couple."
Phil took another picture. "That one's going on Bookface ." he said.
"Phil how many times do I have to tell you, ITS FACEBOOK"! Rudy corrected.
"Bookface, Facebook same diff." Phil answered.
Then Eddie started crying again. "Milton this is all your fault."
"Me"? Milton said shocked.
"He does have a point, you made Jerry do the dare." I said.
"I didn't do nothing"! Milton pleaded. "Eddie is the one that pushed us into Jerry."
"So this is Eddie's fault." Rudy said.
"Well we wouldn't be here if it wasn't for Milton." I said.
Then we all went into a huge argument.
"GUYS STOP, LOOK OVER THERE" !Jack pointed.
"Huh."?
We all looked to where Jack was pointing, and we saw Jerry being lifted up from Suicide Cliff, up into a helicopter.
Jerry's face was badly bruised and his leg was twisted.
"Jerry"! we shouted happily.
Jerry smiled at us. It looked like the smile had hurt.
Rudy started to giggle. "Eww look at his face."
Phil started to giggle too. "He looks like my wife."
"Yeah your wife's face is disgusting."
Phil gave Rudy a death glare. "I was joking."
Rudy whistled and hid behind Jack.
"Hey look it's the news reporters. "Jack pointed.
"This is going to be on television." Milton said shocked.
"I'm a witness"! Rudy said.
"This is all Eddie's fault." Milton said.
"Milton, DON'T start." Jack said.
"I'm just saying." Milton answered.
Eddie gave Milton a death glare. I stared awkwardly no knowing what to say.
Jerry was eventually taken to the hospital, and we all left Suicide Cliff.
Later, I was on a date with JACK! Well not really because Milton and Eddie are here, but whatever. We were at some Italian restaurant. Jack was sitting across from me, Eddie right next to me, and Milton sitting next to Jack.
"It's not fair how they won't let us visit Jerry in the hospital yet. He didn't look that bad." I said to Jack.
"Kim are you serious"? "His face was jacked up, it looked like this." Jack said and did this weird, disgusting face.
Jack an I bursted out laughing.
"No, it looked like this." I said and made an even weirder, disgusting face.
Jack and I laughed HARD. My stomach was hurting.
I turned and looked at Eddie who was eating his spaghetti like there was no tomorrow. He wasn't even using a fork, he was using his hands.
A waiter confronted Eddie.
"Um, sir please use a fork when your eating spaghetti." he told Eddie.
"Free country." Eddie said and continued eating.
"The customers are really disgusted with your poor manners."
"Tell the customers to suck my-
"Woah Eddie"! Jack, Milton and I said.
"Too much information." I said.
"Come on Eddie just eat with a fork, your embarrassing us!" Milton said.
"Fine." Eddie said and grabbed the fork.
"Thank you sir." the waiter said and walked away.
Eddie went back to eating with his hands.
Jack, Milton, and I shook our heads in disbelief.
"Anyway, did you guys know that snails have teeth"? Milton asked us.
"Yes." Jack and I answered.
"Did you guys know that diarrhea can be signs of constipation or sickness?"
I was about to eat my meatball but I stopped and looked at it.
"Milton, were trying to eat!" I said.
"Yeah,." Jack said annoyed.
Eddie farted. Everyone in the restaurant looked at us. Jack, Milton, and I sat awkwardly.
"EWWWWWWWWW." screamed and old lady.
"Were trying to eat food"! a man shouted.
Everyone started yelling at all of us, when their suppose to be only yelling at Eddie.
The waiter kicked us out, we tried to explain that it Eddie who farted. Jack, Milton, and I didn't do anything, but he didn't listen.
When were out, I heard everybody inside the restaurant cheer. Those people are mean…..
"And stay out"! the waiter yelled.
"Thanks a lot Eddie." I said angrily.
"You ruin everything." Milton said.
"It's not my fault, blame this stupid restaurant. I told you we should of went to Chuck E. Cheese's." Eddie said.
"Chuck E. Cheese's is for little kids. A person with no brain would know that." Milton said.
"HA! A person with no brain would be dead." Eddie said.
"Guys stop fighting, let's just go to the dojo." Jack said.
"Grr" Milton growled at Eddie.
We all started to walk to the dojo. Eddie and Milton were in front of me. Jack and I were behind them.
"Some date huh"? I said to Jack sadly.
"Hey, I got to be with you so that's all that matters." Jack said and smiled at me.
I smiled back.
Jack and I leaned in to kiss but Eddie interrupted.
"Blah, you guys make me sick." he said.
"Yeah, did you know when you kiss, you can spread millions of germs"? Milton said.
Jack and I looked at each other and shook our heads in disbelief. My head is feels like a bobble head from doing that a lot.
Even when were dating, we still get interrupted.
Oh well, who says everything has to be perfect?