A/N: Also had this one typed it... like I said, I had a few planned. And not that I have much free time, I just use my time when I'm supposed to be working thinking up these ideas.

Pairing: Gavin/ Ema. Though it's pretty one sided, as it always is with these two.

Disclaimer: Booooooo.

Stupid things in College

"A little bird told me that you have a tattoo."

"You're so obvious. You've been talking to Maggey. And what kind of 'good morning' is that anyway?" Ema snapped.

Klavier Gavin, who wasn't easily put off told her that Maggey was doing well, considering she was currently bigger than his house.

"She didn't tell me where though. Or what." Klavier said to her, grinning while she simultaneously groaned. To him this was a challenge, and Klavier Gavin never backed down from a challenge as interesting as this.

"You know, Maggey could have been lying."

"Fraulein, Maggey has no reason to lie does she?... Is it a love heart?"

"Look can we just get on with this? If I'm here on your request can we at least get started?" Ema asked as she crouched near a badly decomposed body before standing up quickly again.

"Too much for you Fraulein?" He asked her, somewhat surprised.

"Not at all." She said gruffly while pulling off her lab coat and thrusting it at Gavin, who was in turn, more surprised still.

"If I'm going to be stood over Mr Soup-man, I don't want my coat getting his goo all over it and ending up in evidence." She said pointedly to explain her actions.

He nodded in understanding and kept her coat in his hands, silently appreciating this never before seen figure that belonged to Ema. "Is it a butterfly?" He asked her, and when she didn't respond he took it as a pointer to keep guessing.

As she crouched down he lent back slightly to fully appreciate his view when something caught his eye. Her shirt wasn't properly tucked in at the back and it showed the slightest bit of milky white skin. He felt a small stab of excitement arise in him and did nothing to slow it down.

"Is it your name in a Chinese?"

"No, Gavin. Could you stop? I'm trying to work."

"Oh Gott it's not an ex lover's name is it?"

"Of- of course not! I'm not that stupid!"

He watched her inch backwards a bit so she could place one knee down and not rely on her balance on the balls of her feet. And that was when he saw it, a small mark on her back that was still mostly covered by her shirt.

"Besides," She said, oblivious to the partial uncovering of the very tattoo she was currently trying to say didn't exist, "If I did get a tattoo-"

"Which you did."

"IF I got one, it would've been when I was younger and still stupid enough to get one, thus making it not at all relevant to my life today, or at all. Everyone does stupid things in college."

He paused and wondered how he was going to get her to uncover it and started calculating what could have been important in her life while in College, evidently important enough to get a tattoo. It shouldn't be too hard seeing it considering her current position.

"Fraulein! Erm- what's that? Right there? Ja, just in front of you..."

She leaned forward a little bit and was about to tell him that it was a bone fragment before he suddenly yelled her name. She all but toppled over and was thankful she was on one knee.

"What the hell is your problem!" She yelled while turning to him, which is when she saw his eye line pointing directly to her lower back. Ema froze and felt cold inside, dread slowly filling her up.

Why? Why me? She silently cursed. She stood up and faced him, closing her eyes as she anticipated his onslaught of abuse and laughter.

"You- You do have a tattoo!" He yelled as he grabbed her waist and spun her before she could stop him. He placed one tanned hand on her shoulder and pushed her slightly to make her lean forward and traced the small shape on her back with his finger.

A small, sharp 'G'.

She jumped away from him quickly when she came to her senses and pulled her shirt down behind her but the damage had already been done.

"Fraulein... I'm your tattoo!"

Considering doing a second part to this maybe?

This chapter was meant to be a bit of fun after my last two slightly serious ones.

Some Miles/ Franziska business going down next chapter.

*insert humorous pun about reviews when really I just want your love*

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