A/N: Will be updating later today to make up for my long and unexplained absence.
Pairing: Ema/ Franzsiska. I'd say friendship and potentially humour, though I don't write it well. But in my head this scene would be funny to see.
Disclaimer: Unfortunately these two will probably never meet.
Lower Your Weapons
"Scruffy! You... you are not scruffy."
"And you're not the fop."
Both women stared at each other, their eyes narrowing, their weapons slowly being readied. In one hand a whip, in the other small sharp chocolate snacks.
"You throw chocolate at people?"
"Less illegal than whipping people! How have you not been arrested yet?"
"How can you afford to keep that coat clean with your probable pay cuts?"
"I don't get pay cuts."
"Likewise I don't get arrested."
"..."
"...I see you like science."
"I do!" Ema's eyes brightened considerably for a second before she realised the standoff she was in quickly narrowed her eyes again in suspicion. "I see you like... blue. And dominance."
"It is not dominance!" Franziska yelled while tightening her grip on her whip. "It is power. And power leads to perfection."
"I see you need help getting there." Ema bit back without thinking.
"How dare you? You foolish fool of a fool who would mock the VonKarma name-!"
Both women raised their arms for the attack as soon as it was called and every single person at the precinct shrank back it their chairs at the impending doom they expected to happen.
"I understand your plight for perfection. I am after all, a scientist. Not only are we on the same team, but I also strive for perfection. I collect evidence scientifically. And scientific evidence is absolute. It is perfect."
Onlookers at the precinct had never seen anything more... insane. Fear striking the hearts of every person in the room at the union of the two most frightful women they knew, they stared on, too astounded to look away.
"Prosecutor Franziska VonKarma."
Both women lowered their weapons and smiled, very slightly, testing the other.
"Scientific Detective Ema Skye."
Both extended their right arms.
"Pleased to meet you."
I actually really think they could pull off being sort of friendly towards each other.
Franziska/ Klavier next time. Hopefully. And eventually Lang/ Shih-Na. Which I've not really read before, never mind written for. It's going to be interesting to see if I can actually pull it off.