Chapter 2

Class was no different than any normal day in town. The girls were irritating, with their, 'Sasuke this. Sasuke that.' Or even worst, 'Sasuke's mine'. All he wanted was quiet or to just not be around the most obnoxious girl at school! Really, how do people put up with this bitch? Sakura just won't leave him alone.

After finally being able to get away from "Annoying bitch number 5"- yes they have numbers- Sasuke escaped to his and Naruto's meeting place behind the school for lunch. Naruto was already there eating what looked like his fourth bowl of ramen. "Really dobe, where does all of that go?"

"Is that a compliment teme? The world is ending! Did you hear that Kyuubi?" Sasuke's glares apparently didn't work on anyone today. Naruto just kept going on and on.

"Alright dobe, that's enough." Naruto stopped only to pout then go back to eating, if that's what it's called, his ramen.

Sasuke pulled out his salad just as Naruto started a conversation with Kyuubi again. 'I wonder why he talks to Kyuubi so much.' He tried asking before but the that didn't go that well. How well? Let's just say Naruto didn't do well under pressure.

"But Kyuubi! I can't say that! They'll get mad. I dont want them to get mad."

"I know that. But it could break everything. I can't do that Kyuubi." Naruto was starting to sound really sad. It broke Sasuke's heart to hear the usually hyper blonde sound so upset.

"Hey Naruto, how about we go to a movie after school? Think that will be fine?" Immediately he saw the blondes attitude pick up. He couldn't help but smile back at the blondes new-found excitement.

As promised, Sasuke took Naruto to the movies after school. He couldn't believe how stupid they were getting! But Naruto seemed to enjoy it, so it was worth the stupidity to see him smile again.

"And Sasuke! The part where the prince was actually a bad guy! And then she punched him! It was hilarious!" How did Naruto always have so much energy?

"Yes dobe. I was there. Remember? Or are you finally going back to the roots of a stupid blonde? How about ice cream?" Sasuke felt that anything would be better than talking of that movie.

"Can Kyuubi have some too? He likes ice cream." Who could say no to him and his adorable pout? It may be weird, but it'll make him happy.

"Why not?"

Getting ice cream was a bad idea! Terrible! An absolute horror! Sasuke couldn't focus on anything but the way Naruto ate it. How it would slide out the corner of his mouth. He needed it to stop! "Holy shi- Naruto", He spoke very slowly, not trusting his voice.

"Yes, teme?" The way even more would slip from his mouth only made it worst. Oh my god, make it stop. It was torture having to watch Naruto eat. Yet enticing.

After gaining some of his composure, he spoke again. "Clean your face, dobe. You're a mess."

"Shut up teme! I'm awesome! Belie-" Naruto was cut off.

"Sasuke, my love! Is Naruto messing with you?" Oh for the love of god! First Naruto, now Sakura! Am I being punished for something? What did I do wrong? Was it the mini-skirt thing?

"Sakura. Leave." He sat next to him on the bench, clinging to his arm.

"But Sasuke, I can get rid of Naruto for you and you can come with me!" He could feel as she pressed herself closer to his body. Why? Why do I deserve this? He could feel his anger boiling up.

"Bitch for the last fucking time! If you don't get the fuck away from me, I will personally murder you myself!" He felt as she moved away from him. Thank the gods.

"If that's how you feel. I'll leave you alone." Doubt it. Don't lie to me. Give it a day.

"Good. Now, leave."

"Whoa, teme! That was a bit harsh, don't you think?" Harsh!? That's harsh?! I could've said worst.

"She needed to know that I don't like her somehow." He shrugged it off as if it were nothing. "But, I could have told her that I would give her a sex change with as spoon."

Naruto laughed for ten full minutes before calming down again. "The look on her face would've been priceless! Kyuubi says you should save that for another time. She'll be back anyways."

"I should. Tell Kyuubi that I will." They both finished their ice cream and decided that it was late enough.

After dropping Naruto at his house, Sasuke walked to his own house, more like mansion, five blocks away. When he got home, he quickly went to his bedroom and fell onto his bed. "It's gonna be a long night."

*Authors Note*

That was fun to write! Took a long time actually. But I hope you enjoyed this chapter!