The three Warners ran up the road, the three of the stopping as their feet skid on the paved dirt.
"It's that time again!" Yakko stated.
"To do something stupid that defines logic?" Wakko asked.
"To do something that you wouldn't normally do?" Dot asked.
"No. It's time to learn today's lesson." Yakko told them, practically quoting the exact same dialogue he always has in the Wheel of Morality segments.
Wakko and Dot both groaned in displeasure.
"Again? This time it's in a fanfic!" Wakko mentioned.
"Yeah! A fanfic about me being gassy and farting all the time!" Dot added.
Yakko sighed heavily. "Never mind. Let's just get this over with."
Yakko pulled the Wheel of Morality out of the side of the screen, spinning it. "Wheel of Morality, turn turn turn. What is the lesson that we should learn?" he phrased.
A piece of paper came printing out of the fax machine connected to the side of the wheel. As usual, Yakko took the paper with the moral printed on it.
"If it ain't smart, don't fart!" Yakko read from the paper.
"That makes me feel all warm and gassy!" Dot mentioned, holding her hands together in pleasure. "Either that or...wait, I really am feeling warm and gassy!" Dot mentioned, bending over and farting loudly, much to her delight. "Hee hee. 'Scuse me!"
"Oh great! As if the writers of the show couldn't decide to put this in one of the 99 episodes." Wakko mentioned.
Yakko patted Wakko on the back. "Oh relax. Even though our show lost it's G rating a long time ago, that kind of humor would be publicly degrading to girls everywhere. It's actually why it's underused on TV.
Dot posed cutely as she farted again, her gas blowing the Wheel of Morality off the screen. "Isn't it just great to be me? Minerva Mink would disagree since she absolutely hates female flatulence, and because she keeps saying that it's not pretty being her."
Yakko and Wakko both held their noses in disgust, the green cloud of gas that came from Dot's tushy surrounding them. "Geez, Dot. Don't you think you could lay off whatever you had for breakfast and give it to Wakko instead?" Yakko suggested.
"Yeah. I would of eaten it in one bite anyway!" Wakko added.
Dot giggled, farting again as her pink skirt was lifted by her loud and flatulent blast, her frilly white panties getting a dark stain on them. "Gosh, at the rate I'm farting, I might end up with a mushy tushy!" she stated.
"And we might lose our T rating..." Yakko sighed, watching Dot continue to fart to her delight as he and Wakko both groaned, not able to tolerate the smell much longer.