II
I made myself a coffee in a DIFFERENT mug (do you guys seriously think I would touch that thing after a fucking conformist had been drinking from it?) and went back to bed. I decided that I wasn't gonna do anything at all today. But then I had to get up to answer the fucking phone. I checked the caller id and saw that it was Evan.
"Evan, what the hell? You're awake?"
"I was. Rietta woke me up. Said she saw that marsh kid run crying out your house. Did you get him pregnant or something?"
"NO WAY WOULD I LET THAT ASSHOLE CONFORMIST NEAR ME! HE BROKE INTO MY HOUSE AND STARTED DRINKING MY FUCKING COFFEE!" which reminded me about the coffee I had made which was now going cold.
"Okay, okay! Chill the fuck out! You going to school today?"
"School? It's fucking Saturday!"
"It's Saturday tomorrow"
"Aww fuck"
"So are you going to school?"
"Not an fucking chance. Are you?"
"nah. You going round Rietta's?"
"Why? Are you?"
"Yeah"
"Okay then. See you in ten"
"See ya"