Prussia groan as he sat up in bed. Looking at the clock it was near nine in the morning. The room around him looked unfamiliar. It was until he remember that Denmark and him decided to spend the night at America's place.
The place was actually a lot cleaner then he had expected. Granted it wasn't the cleanest, like in his home, but it was still fairly clean.
He caught the smell of breakfast in the air. He quickly gotten out of bed and raced downstairs.
Denmark was in the kitchen making breakfast and America was eating a bowl of cereal while watching... Some weird show.
He figured Denmark was busy making their breakfast to bother him, so he sat on the couch and watched the show with America.
"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"
"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"
"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"
Really?
Just what kinds of things does America watch? But it does seem like he was enjoying the show. He sat on the floor near the living table as he ate. Denmark came along and placed America's breakfast on the table then handed Prussia's his.
"Hey," Prussia whispered to Denmark.
"Hm?"
"Do you know what we're even watching?"
Denmark looked at the show then back at Prussia. "It's a cartoon, called... Called... Hey, America. What was it called again?"
"Spongebob Squarepants."
"Yeah, that's it."
"...Alright?" Prussia sat back and watched the show as he ate his breakfast. He watched as the yellow square and pink star run off with a balloon only for it to pop a few seconds after they got. "I... Don't understand."
"Okay, see that yellow square?" America pointed toward the T.V. "That's Spongebob, and the pink star is his bestest friend, Patrick. Right now they wanted a balloon but they couldn't afford it so they stole it. And now they think they're in trouble because they can't return the balloon. Funny thing is, it's free balloon day!"
Prussia looked almost lost as America explained the show to him. He didn't have these kinds of things when he was young. What he did for fun was fucking go outside and not watch a cleaning product steal balloons.
"This is... Just..." Prussia mental face palmed himself for even continue to watch this.
Spongebob and Patrick were now on the run and are now in the middle of nowhere. The one called Patrick is blaming Spongebob for eating his chocolate bar, even though he ate it.
"Did they seriously run away and the only food they brought along with them was two fucking candy bars?"
"Yes!" America replied, totally into the show.
"Can you believe this?" Prussia asked Denmark.
"If it comes down to it, I bet fat one eats the sponge."
Prussia stared at Denmark for a few moments before turning back to the T.V.
So Spongebob was being a little prick and started to make out with the candy bar and ate it infront of Patrick. And now they're running off to go tell on each other.
"Wait, is this seriously all because of a goddamn candy bar?"
(A)"Yup!"
(D)"Must have been a pretty good candy bar."
Now the two are at the police station saying that they stole the balloon. The cops put the two in jail, for like two seconds. They all laughed in at the situation and got lollipops when they headed out.
"Now which one of you flat-foots stole my lollipop?"
Then they all laughed.
"...I mean it."
Prussia stared at the T.V. as the credits rolled. Was that it? That was seriously it?
They stole a 'free, balloon, broke it within two seconds, ran away, then turned themselves in...
He had no words.
America on the other hand completely enjoyed the show.
"T... This show doesn't make any sense!" Prussia shouted. He placed his breakfast down on the table and slumped in his seat. "How can you find any enjoyment out of this!?"
"Hey!" America replied. "Spongebob is awesome! I grew up watching this show! How can you not like it?"
"Because it's so dumb! Don't you agree, Denmark?"
Denmark finished his breakfast and placed his plate down. "The only thing I have a problem with is that the balloon popped with three seconds after they took it. I mean, that must have been one cheap ass balloon. They should have stolen a better one."
America happily laughed and Prussia just stared at the two.
"Lets watch another one!" America said as he reached for the remote.
However, Prussia quickly grabbed it before America was able to.
"No! Nope! We're not watching this anymore! You're an adult so you have to watch adult things like porn or something! I don't care! Just not this!"
America stared at Prussia then pouted. "Fine."
Prussia handed him the remote to which America then changed the channel. The German sighed until he heard...
"My little Pony~ My little Pony~"
"Are you kidding me?" Prussia slumped in his seat. Sometimes, he wonders why he even bothers.
AUTHOR'S NOTES: I had this idea in my head and I couldn't sleep until I wrote it down. It might have been funnier in my head though. :'3