The three friends sat in Denmark's living room.

America laid on the couch as he played his little handheld game. Prussia was flicking through the channels, trying to find something to watch. Denmark sat at the edge of the couch and read a book.

It was quiet for most part, but that was until Prussia leaned on Denmark, looking up at him.

"Hey, Denmark~" Prussia said in a playful tone.

"Yeah?"

"How many bones do you have in your body?"

Denmark ponder on this for a few seconds before he replied. "206 I think, why you ask?"

Prussia gave him a smirk. "Do you want one more~?"

The response nearly made Denmark choke. "Well aren't you smooth." Denmark laughed.

"Of course!" Prussia replied, sitting up now. "I have a million of these! Hey America!"

America looked up from his game toward Prussia. "Yeah?"

Getting up, Prussia walked over to America and got the American's hand placed it on his shirt. "Do you know what this shirt is made of?"

"No, what?"

"Boyfriend material."

The young American laughed. "That's so cheesy!"

"I bet I can up with better ones!" Denmark shouted.

"Oh yeah? Wanna bet~?"

Denmark leaned in his seat and looked over at America. "Hey America, can you give me directions?"

(A)"To where?"

(D)"Your heart."

(P)"Laaaaame!"

(D)"You got a better one?"

(P)"Of course! America, my doctor said I'm lacking Vitamin U"

(D)"Now that was lame! America, didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry."

As the two went back and forth giving using pick-up lines on the America, who was cracking up at them, Iceland walked into the room.

"...What are you three doing?" He asked in a monotone voice, looking at the three.

Before either Denmark or Prussia had a chance to answer, America quickly sat up and beat them to it.

"Hey Iceland!"

Iceland paused for a moment before he answered. "...Yeah?"

America looked toward the ground, have a somewhat sadden expression. "My life... It's so lonely and sad..."

Iceland expression soften a bit. "Why is that?" He asked with slight concern in his voice.

America turned to Iceland and gave him a soft, sweet smile. "Because you're not in it."

Iceland blushed madly, looking away nervously. "I-I don't understand..."

"There's not much to understand, because if you hold 8 roses in front of a mirror, you'd see 9 of the most beautiful things in the world."

The redness on Iceland's cheeks grew even more. Before America could go on, he quickly left the room.

"Aww... Did he not like them?"

Denmark and Prussia just sighed. That young American, so oblivious.

"Hey." Now Norway entered the room right after Iceland had left. "I just saw Iceland walked by, his face seemed red. Did you guys do something to him?"

"Hey Norway," America began. "This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen; until I met you."

Norway, unlike his younger brother, was not impressed in the slightest. "Yeeeah..."

Prussia leaned next to America, whispering to him. "Here, let me show you how it's done." He stood up and cleared his throat. "Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock."

Norway stared at the albino German for a few seconds before he started to walked over.

"See, what did I tell ya? So Norway, how about-"

Before Prussia could finished his words, Norway snatched Denmark's book and used it to hit Prussia upside his head. As he started to leave the room, Denmark grabbed his wrist and stopped him.

"Wait, Nor!"

Norway turned around and looked up at the Dane. "...What?" He softly said.

"Before you go..."

"Yeah?"

"Can I have my book back?"

"..."

*SMACK*

"You're an idiot, Anko!"

Norway had used the book and smashed it against Denmark's head and angrily left the room.

"Wow, rude," America said. "He just wanted his book back."

Denmark laid on the floor with his book sitting on top of his head. "W.. What did I do?" He whined.

Prussia sighed. "You both are so dense."

AUTHOR'S NOTES: Oh Prussia~ How oblivious your friends are! I was looking up random pick-up lines and just had to use these. X3