"Hey losers! Check out what I found!"

America and Denmark turned away from the T.V. to look at the albino German who currently was showing them a love calculation on his laptop.

The two quickly made their way over to see.

"Lets put our names and see what we get!" Prussia then went to type his and Denmark's name. "And the results are!"

"43% Cinderella and Prince Charming? Dream on - you two are more like Punch and Judy."

(A)"Wow, rude."

(D)"I guess this means we can't be together, Prussia~"

(P)"Oh well, let me put your name next, America!"

Processing...

"62% Not too bad, but not too great either, you'd better get out of your comfort zone fast!"

Prussia went and grabbed America's waist, looking at Denmark. "Looks like America and I are a better match that I am with you. Have fun being the third wheel!"

"Let me type our names then!" Prussia moved out the way, still hugging America's waist as Denmark began to type his and America's name.

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"83% Stay away from those candles - your relationship is hot enough!"

"I'm sorry, Prussia." Denmark took America out of Prussia's grasp. "But the test has spoke, America and I were made for each other! Looks like you'll be the third wheel."

Prussia pouted and America only laughed.

"What are you guys doing now?"

All three turned to see that the rest of the Nordics, plus Sealand and Ladonia, have entered the room. Norway the one that was speaking.

"Are you guys playing a game!?" Little Sealand shouted. "I wanna play too!"

"We're not playing." Denmark replied, then looking serious at everyone. "We were taking a love calculator test and it said America and I are perfect for each other!"

(P)"It said you had a 83%!"

(D)"Well, it was better than your 62%!"

America looked at the others as Denmark and Prussia began to fight. "Do you guys wanna see yours?"

Before any of them had a chance to type a name, Sealand had already began to.

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"62% Not too bad, but not too great either, you'd better get out of your comfort zone fast!"

"Don't worry, Prussia!" Sealand called out. "Iceland got a 62% with Hong Kong!"

Iceland blushed. "Why are you putting my name!?"

"Lets see if we can find someone better for you..." Sealand ponder for a moment before he came up with one. "Lets put America's name! He's fun!"

"W-Wait!"

But Sealand had already placed the names.

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"85% Stay away from those candles - your relationship is hot enough!"

"It looks like Iceland is a better fit for America, Uncle Denmark."

Denmark looked down sadly while Iceland was blushing madly.

"Aww." Denmark pouted as he placed his head on America's shoulder. "I enjoyed the few minutes we were together."

"Yah, Denmark," America chuckled. "Best moments of my life."

"Let's out Norway's name!" Prussia shouted, earning a glare from Norway.

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"87% Very promising. Have you picked out any baby names yet?"

"You should name your baby Holger!" Sealand told the two. "I will be a great cousin!"

Norway turned away, with a slight blush while Denmark chuckled. "Alright little man, if we even have a kid we'll name him Holger."

Ladonia pouted, but looked at the two. "No! You should name him Niels, and I'LL be a better cousin!"

Norway still didn't look at the kids and Denmark only laughed in response.

"We should see Daddy's and Papa's relationship!" Ladonia looked at Sealand, giving a smiling, he nodded.

The two young nations went to the computer and wrote the two guardians' names.

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"Haha! I knew it!" Sealand shouted.

"Of course, I knew that's how it was going to be."

Everyone looked at the screen on the computer.

Finland blushed and Sweden held Finland by the waist, pulling him closer. "Only natural, Wife."

"99% Wow - this is something special, in the word of Madness, 'it must be love."

AUTHOR'S NOTES: If anyone is wondering, I used a real love calculator. So these were really what they said. X3 I couldn't sleep so thought of this. Hope y'all enjoyed! :'D