This was a request for one of my awesome friends~ Hope ya like it, Wanwan! ;D
"I'll be back in a bit! Try not to destroy the house without me!" With that, Denmark left the two nations at home while he went off to the store.
Seeing as how they had seven people in those house plus the two that was staying, food seems to go by fast. They'll have to stay at someone else's house next. But for now, they'll make do with being here.
With Canada and Germany gone, the two nations didn't have much to do now. Seeing as how they were usually their entertainment.
America sat infront of the T.V. while Prussia was surfing the web because of boredom. Watching some videos on Youtube. He though he would watch some reactions videos. Because those are hilarious!
He found this odd one called, '1 man 1 jar.' ((If you have not watch it, don't do it! Seriously, you need a strong stomach to watch this. But I have one, so I wasn't very affected by it~))
"Hey, America!" Prussia called out. "Have you seen this video called, '1 man 1 jar' before?"
"No, America replied. "Why do you ask?"
"Well..." Prussia sat up from his seat and leaned closely toward the American. "Want to watch it with me?"
America sank back a bit as he looked at the German. "Depends..." He said. "What's it about?"
"Beats me!" Prussia got up from his seat and sat next to America. "I haven't watched it either. But the expressions on people's faces was priceless! So lets watch it!"
America looked at the German and gleamed. "Alright!" He quickly scooted over to Prussia, trying to get a better look at the screen.
"Okay then, 1-m-a-n-1-j-a-r." Prussia said as he typed out the words. They clicked on the first like with the name '1 man 1 jar.'
(P)"Okay! Get ready!"
(A)"I am!"
Prussia them clicked the play button and made the screen larger for them. The video took a few seconds to load before it finally showed up. It started out with a jar in the middle between two legs.
(A)"One second in and already we're going to see some nudes. This video works fast!"
(P)"Man, I thought it was going to be a man trying to fit his penis in a jar. That jar is too big for his penis."
They continued to watch the video, making a bored expression as it went on.
(A)"So... It's just a man shoving a jar up his butt? And this got reactions hooooww?"
Prussia sighed as he looked at the screen. "I don't know, man," he replied. "But they had some funny expression. Maybe something more interesting happens."
(A)"Well alright."
Another few seconds in the jar was all the way in.
(A)"He must have a big butt hole to fit that whole thing in there.
(P)"Maybe he stretched himself out first. If you prepare yourself you a-"
Prussia's words were quickly cut off as they heard a breaking sound. Both nations quickly turned to the screen to see what had happened. Their eyes widen, mouth open as they saw what had happened.
"D-D-Did the jar... Just... Broke?" America stuttered, unable to look away from the screen.
"And it was glass too! Damn!" Prussia added. "Should have stuck with a dildo, dude."
The two continued to watch as the man tried to get the glass out.
"Dude!" America said. "Talk about butt hurt."
(P)"I don't think he'll be able to sit down for awhile."
(A)"Imagine him having to take a shit. God, that would be awful!"
(P)"If you're going to shove things up your butt, before take a shit before. Not after."
With in a few more seconds, the man stopped and stood up, ending the video.
Prussia and America continued to stare at the screen, shocked as why the man even did that in the first place. Pretty sure it's common sense not to shove glass your butt.
"That probably hurted like HELL" Prussia exclaimed.
"Well, when you put glass in your butt and it breaks, might as well put it on the Internet." America sighed.
After awhile of the two watching other's reactions to the video, Denmark arrived home.
"Hey guys," he said, bringing in a bunch of bags. "Did anything fun while I was gone?"
America and Prussia looked at each other for a moment before giving off a smirk.
"Well," America began. "We saw this really cool video that you just have to see!"
"Yes!" Prussia added. "It's a must see video! You won't regret it!"
"Oh, alright," Denmark replied. "I'll just put these bags away then I'll watch the video, alright?"
Both America and Prussia laughed as their naive friend left the room.
He's going to be in for a surprise~
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Has anyone ever seen this video? I have. To me, it's not that much. Then again, 2 girls and 1 cup didn't affect me very much either. Yeah, don't search those videos. I'm warning you. But anyway! I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter! There will be more coming soon~
