"So," Prussia leaned on the armrest of the chair, getting closer, near inches away from Denmark. "Did you get laid last night?"

Denmark nearly chocked on his coffee. He quickly wiped his mouth and looked over at the Germany with wide eyes. "W-W-What!?" He stuttered out.

After the night's event, Denmark was too tired to make any breakfast so both Prussia and America decided to treat him out for once. Now that they did, they thought this would have been a perfect topic.

"You know, last night~" America leaned in, only he was seated next to Denmark. He gave off a smirk as he spoke. "I was looking out the door when I saw Norway go into your room."

"Yeah," Prussia spoke. "America said he looked all nervous when he was walking toward your room."

(A)"So you totally had sex that night, didn't you?"

(P)"Dude! Tell us all about it!"

(A)"Were you guys trying hard to keep your voices down? Don't worry, we couldn't hear a thing!"

(P)"Huh, I thought Norway would have been a screamer."

(A)"Maybe they're both are!"

Denmark's face grew extremely red as the two began to go back and forth on the topic. He slammed his drink on the table, looking toward the ground. "W-w-w-we..." Denmark's voice was shaky as he was too embarrassed to speak.

"So you two did have sex!" America bursted out as he stood from his seat, grabbing attention from the people around him.

Denmark looked at the people, to who were whisper to each other and checking him out. The Dane's face grew even more red and he pulled the American back down. "Quiet!"

"I can't believe it," Prussia began. "So Denmark finally had sex with Norway. It's about fucking time, man. I always knew you two were made for each other."

"W-W-wait!" Denmark quickly said, waving his arms around. "I-It's... W-w-we're..." He didn't know how to put his words together and it didn't seem like he needed to since America spoke once more.

"Wait.." American paused before he stood up once more. "Are you saying that you got him pregnant!?" His voice was loud enough for everyone around to hear, much to Denmark's embarrassment. "Den, you should have used protection. I thought you knew that much."

Prussia sat back, folded his arms and shook his head. "Den, den, den. I guess it can't be helped. You're going to have to marry Norway."

(A)"Don't worry! We'll be there every step of the way to support your baby!"

Denmark covered his face but you could still see the red on his ears. He was deeply embarrassed, especially since they're yelling this out for all to hear.

"Please, stop!" The Dane beg, but the other two kept going on.

(A)"I want to be the flower girl at the wedding!"

(P)"Then who's going to be the ring bear?"

(A)"I'll get Canada to do it!"

(P)"Who?"

(A)"My bro!"

(P)"Oh right! Then I think I should be the best man! I'm also in charge of the bachelor party! Beer and women for everybody!"

"STOP IT!"

America and Prussia quickly turn to Denmark who looked toward the ground, having a heavy blush on his face.

"Aww, come on dude!" America began. "We need to plan for your wedding!"

"Yeah," Prussia added. "You can't just get Norway pregnant and leave him, that's rude."

(A)"Oh! Are you mad because we're not asking you how you would like it?"

(P)"Don't bother asking about the bachelor party, it's a surprise."

(A)"Not by much since we know we'll be getting beer and women."

(P)"America, why don't you just-"

"I didn't have sex with him!"

Once again, the two were cut off by Denmark's yelling. They turned to look at him again, him still having the red face, and saw how he shook a little. Before the two could say anything else, he spoke again. "We... We didn't have sex. Norway just got scared from the movie last night and asked to sleep in my bed. That's it. We didn't have sex, he's not pregnant so you two could just stop!"

America's face fell. "So does that mean I won't be a flower girl?" Denmark shook his head and the American whined loudly.

"I am disappointed, son!" Prussia replied, pretending to use his straw as some sort of cigaret. "And here we thought you finally got some. How about you stop being a pansy and ask him out already?"

"Yeah!" America came in. "I want to be the flower girl at your wedding and I can't be it if you guys don't get together. So hurry up! Everyone is tired of waiting!"

Denmark looked like he was just about done with everything. Why did he had to be friends with these two?

AUTHOR'S NOTES: I find when friends do these kinds of things to be hilarious! You could tell America and Prussia would be these types of friends. Anyway, the next will be the request I promised to write! Just need to hurry up with school and I should be good~ And yes, there will be a Halloween Special! About what you may ask? Halloween stuff! And if you have any requests, feel free to ask~!