Chapter 2 - The Kitten Claws of Doom Dimension
In the last chapter of "Friendship Always FAILS In The End!" Our hereos were devastatingly sucked into a purple-voided dimension drifting tornado, created by none other the nut job herself, Ms. Effing Espinosa. Sector v21 has now been forced to split into 3 different squads into different abnormal dimension gaps. The team of Lucy, Teijo, Blueblade, Jenny, Sync, Trilink, and Erza, all have been drifted to the "KITTEN CLAWS OF DOOM" dimension. Yes, Ms. Espinosa did create the dimensions, in case you were curious. *Sigh*... we'll see how this chapter plays out~
Teijo~
Blueblade: D:
Sync: Ugh... dude, why the face? :/
Blueblade: Because all I see is kitten this and kitten that everywhere!
Teijo: xD. Gotta say, that was pretty... Meowtastic!
Jenny: Q ~ Q. What?
Narrator(me): Yeah, please ignore that readers.
Lucy(Waking Up): Ugh... where are we? The heck? Why is there cat litter everywhere? Dx
Erza: Hmm, it seems as if that wretched fiend of a Espinosa trapped us into one of her dimensions.
Lucy: xD, Ugh, I knew it. Why can't she just go to a retirement home or something!
Sync: Well, if you're a super natural old lady, ya don't need retirement.
Teijo: I know if I was one, I'd still do it just for the catering. xD
Jenny: T .T'
Trilink: Har Har, very funny~. Now... HOW DO WE ESCAPE! Q ~ Q
Lucy: Trilink is right! I don't wanna spend in kitten land for all eternity! Happy is already enough!
Erza: Calm down. We'll eventually find a way out. Lucy, would you do the honors?
Lucy: Um, ok, but I'm not sure if Pyxis will be of any help. Open! Gate of the compass! Pyxis! Show us the way please!
It shows.. the way.
Teijo: Ugh, north-east?
Erza: North-east it is then! Forward team!
Everyone: Ugh... kayyyyyy.
Several minutes had passed as the little mini squad group continued to venture through the Kitten Claws of Doom dimension. With a lot of moaning and loathing going around, it's safe to assume that their efforts were going futile, Tsk. Still wandering, the team stumbles upon a lake full of Vitamin C milk. They also see another person pass out slowly drifting in the lake, wonder who it could be? GASP
BlueBlade: Guys Guys! I see someone in the lake!
Teijo: Huh? Where? :/... Oh.
Jenny: Why would anyone want to sleep in a lake full of milk? '~'
Sync: Probably to eat dat breakfast.
Trilink: Please Syncy, don't pull a Link joke. v . v
Erza: Is it one of our teammates? No, it looks like it's someone in the guild.
Teijo: Uses Hydro Pressured Binoculars. Uh... isn't that Raf? (-O . O-)
Jenny; Let me see! Oh blossoms, it is him!
Lucy: What the heck is he doing in that lake passed out! Someone get him before he drowns! Dx
Trilink: How'd he even get in this dimension? All we saw on the top floor of the guild were Master Makorov and Mira-Jane! Q ~ Q.
BlueBlade: True, and then as the tornado swept us away, it went straight for the next building after that! D:
Erza: Hmm, the tornado most likely could've swept him up either outside of the guild, or somewhere else in Magnolia.
Lucy: B-but, I thought Ms. Espinosa only wanted to get revenge on us! Dx
Erza: Hm, true. However.. it still doesn't disregard the fact she can still take anyone else. Regardless, Raf is a member of our guild, so we must rescue him now.
Teijo, you're the water expert, can you save him?
Teijo: Yah, it's my specialty~. Tidal Wave Shifter! Water splits in half as Erza & Teijo rescues Raf with style and grace.
Raf: Is still unconscious.
BlueBlade: Does anyone know CPR? D:
Sync: ...
Jenny: = . =
Trilink: I don't know CPR but I'll give it a shot. Blushes.
Erza: That's the spirit! Let's see~.
Trilink slowly proceeds to place his lips on Raf, and heavily breathes air into his body with passion.
Lucy & Jenny: Blushes.
BlueBlade: :O
Raf: Wakes up and coughs up milk. WDF?! Where am I?
Erza: Good, he's awake. Great job Trilink.
Trilink: Yap, it's what I do best ^ . ~.
Raf: Can someone please tell me what is going on? ;-;
Sync: Ya almost drowned.
Jenny smacks Sync.
Lucy: Ms. Espinosa trapped us in her dimensions of INSANITY and you must have fallen in that lake full milk. Dx
Raf: Okayyy? Wdf, why is there a kitten sky and cat litter everywhere?
Jenny: Don't ask, we're not sure either.
Raf: Who saved me? Was it Teijo? Aww thanks Teijy bae! I love youuuu! T ^ T Hugs.
Teijo: Let goooo, I didn't do the CPR part, Erza and me just helped you out of the milk - , -.
Trilink: I'm the one who did it Raffy~ ^ . ^
Raf: ;-;... But why couldn't it have been Teijyyyy? T ^ T.
Jenny: Whatever, stick to our team Raf~
Raf: Not like I have a choice, but ok! :D
A/N: Just a quick clarification. I'm only adding Raf to expand the roster in this chapter a little; and also because he's a friend. He'll be in the other chapters, but I'm not sure about the next stories yet.
Lucy: Can we just go? This cat litter is starting to smell! Dx
Erza: True, indeed. Right, let's keep on moving guys.
7 and a half minutes later, the group encounter a barrage of Cat Soliders and Cat Ninjas that have appeared in front of them.
Lucy: What the heck? Dx
BlueBlade: What the world? D:
Raf: What da f***? :T
Teijo: What the hell? xD
Sync: What the-
Jenny: What in tarnation? T . T
Trilink: What is this I don't even? Q ~ Q
Erza: Can you guys please stop starting of your sentences with "What the"? u . u'
A intercom screen proceeds to come out of nowhere in the sky.
Lucy: Omg! A intercome screen that just comes out of nowhere!
Narrator(me): I just effing said that.
BlueBlade: Oh nu! It's Ms. CrazyBuns! D:
Ms. Espinosa: Ehehehe! Hellar my dearies!
Sync: Hellar?
Teijo: Ikr? If only Tevin was here to hear that. xD
Erza: You wretch! What have you done with the rest of our friends?
Ms. Espinosa: Oh tsk dearie, you'll only get to see them if you can get past my furries! Ehehehehehe! Blows up screen.
Lucy: HOW DID SHE EVEN BLOW IT UP?!
Jenny: Nevermind that! We've got trouble! Dodges kitten slash!
The Cats: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Trilink: O ~ O'
Sync: Ugh... Damn cats! Pheonix Flare Bombs!
BlueBlade: Don't worry Sinky, I'll help! D: Lightning Strike!
Les cats use reflector magic.
Trilink: Wha-WHAT?! O ~ O
Raf: WDF!
Jenny: How can a bunch of cats use Magic? Ugh, Rose Petal Barrage!
Teijo: Back to back with Jenny. Uh, did you forget? It's Ms. Espi-f***ing-nosa we're talking about here! Water Whip!
Trilink: Well I'm seriosuly about to get really effing violent here! Dx
Lucy: Ikr! Happy is all we need! Not 64 more! Open! Gate of the Maiden! Virgo!
Virgo: Is it punishing time princess?
Lucy: Ugh! No! Get these cats outta here! Dx
Virgo: Will do!
Erza: Retaliates claws. Huff. If this keeps up, we'll all run out of magical power and stamina.
The cats form furry formation and start hurling towards everyone with milk and swords/spears.
Jenny: Omg! D:
Raf: Wdf?
BlueBlade: Up, game over, we lose! D:
Erza: Heavens Wheel! She pushes back the cats.
Raf: ;-;
Erza: We need to devise a plan. Teijo, cats hate water right? We'll need that as a finishing blow. Also, Trilink's Wind magic should come in handy too.
Teijo: Gotcha.
Trilink: Yeah, we do. ^ _ ~
Sync: Wait. Raf, what type of magic do you use?
Raf: Uhhhhh... I don't know? ;-;
Jenny: Huh? You're in the guild and you don't know what type of magic you use?
Raf: The master said I had magical potential and said that I could join. I was hoping someone there would teach me. ;-;
BlueBlade: Uh, guys, the cats are coming back! D:
Lucy: Oh no. xD... Raf, quickly, hold out your arm towards the cats and point your palm towards them.
Erza: Right, then, release and focus all of your magical power into that specific area into your arm.
Raf: Ok, I'll try! Hnnnnng~ Uses Psychokinesis on the cats.
Raf: O . O
Teijo: Woah, isn't that Psychic Magic?
BlueBlade: Dude, that is so cool! :D
Raf: ;-;
Erza: Perfect! Alright! Teijo and Trilink! Combine your magic with Demo's!
Teijo & Trilink: Right!
Raf drops the Psychokinetic magical barrier.
Raf: Oops. :T
Lucy: Facepalm.
Jenny: Guess he doesn't have much control over his magic yet. Does back-flip.
Cats start rushing over.
Erza: No time, guys do it!
Teijo: 7 storms of Tsunami!
Trilink: Tornado Shuriken Storm!
With the combined magical powers of the group, the cats were blown & swept away... with style, and grace. Took them effing long enough.
BlueBlade: Yas! We did it you guys! :D
Sync: Ah, now I can relax easily.
Teijo & Trilink: High fives.
Jenny: Aheh, yeah!~ ^-^
Portal opens to another dimension.
Raf: ;-;
Lucy: Yes! We're saveddddd! Let's hurry up and leave this littering-pee pee cat furry place! Dx
Erza: Great work guys!~ But it's still not over yet, we still have to find everyone else and defeat her once and for all! Let us venture forth! Points sword towards the portal.
Raf: I hope everyone else is cool like you guys~. ^-^
Everyone goes through the portal.
To be continued...