Hi guys thank you so much for the support you've given me so far for this series. Even though my writing is subpar. Those that favorite and followed my story well your awesome and those that didn't well you guys lost 10 points of coolness per chapter. :P

I am going to be doing longer chapters so enjoy…

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Chapter 5 – Shocking night

During the middle of the night Quill felt like it was his best opportunity to bust out of his "room". Peter groaned 'dumb assassin, weird lady and her magic, bullshit hospitality. I didn't even get seconds on pizza! Well now's not the time to be thinking about that. I got to get out of here before the snooze patrol realizes it.' The outlaw reached for a cylindrical shaped object in his ravager duster. 'Good thing I snagged this from Yondu' Quill smugged examining the Yaka Arrow.

During his time as a Ravager Yondu was feared as their leader not just for his physical strength and combat expertise but he has arguable one of the most deadly weapons in the entire universe. The Yaka Arrow acts independently from the user, only requiring whistling to activate, after that it can pierce through anyone. That's what made Yondu scary he could threaten you without pointing a blaster in your face.

Can't believe he fell for that though Quill mused

(Flasback)

Yondu just punched Quill hard in the face knocking him down. "Damn you! You think he can fool me boy!" Yondu shouts. Quill coughs from the pain of the punch. Yondu then picks him up and throws him against a wall. "As proud as I am for you in trickery there's one rule ne-" "Never lie to you! I got that old man!" Peter scoffs mocking him. Yondu glances down at him for a sec and then sighs. "Look here Quill. Your gonna help me get that infinity stone Nova corps got locket up in the vault"

Quill laughs, in a rocket like manner, "Sorry old man but I'm the Guardian of the Galaxy and you know I can't let that happen" Quill smiles. Yondu scoffs "Really? Well you still are a Ravager. That is my ship you own. And if it wasn't for me you'd be dead. So your going help me whether you and your Guardians like it or not" It was Peter's turn to rebuttle "Are your insane? The infinity stones will destroy us all only-" "Only someone with extreme power and authority can handle the stones. Which is why I'm delivering the Space gem to Emperor Spartoi." Peter was baffled by this whether because Yondu actually cares for the galaxy or that he's giving something of immense power to someone he's never met.

Yondu sighs "listen boy. Nova corps won't be able to hold on to its Galactic position much longer. Give me that stone quill"

"Fuck no" Peter responds. "What you say Boy!" Yondu yells harshly. "But!" Yondu stops as he was about to threaten him with his arrow. "Let's make a wager. If you can beat me in Drunken Dance off then I'll help you get the Stone. But if I win I get your arrow" Yondu stares blankly for a moment and then with a large chuckle "In your dreams Quill" Star Lord shrugs "Oh well then I guess your just a big turdblossom"

Hearing this. "What…did you…just call me?" Yondu twitches angrily. Quill then makes chicken noise jesters. "FINE! YOUR ON STAR LORD"

The Dance off involved songs from his Awesome Mix Tape Volume 1. Come Get Your Love, Hooked on a Feeling, and I want you back. Best out of 3.

Star Lord being the legendary outlaw he is won of course. But his plan was to use dancing and alcohol to get Yondu tipsy unaware the Quill just swiped his prized arrow from him.

(End of Flashback)

'Now all I got to do is figure out how this thing works.' Peter ponders for a sec 'well I know you have to whistle to activate it but what song does Yondu whistle?' He tries many different tunes from his song selection to the G1 Transformers theme song. But there was no avail.

So Peter started looking around. His "room" had a thick bullet proof plexy glass. With a bed, toilet, and sink. Not much help. But there was a ventilation system. But unfortunately he isn't exactly kid size anymore to fit through. 'What would Rocket do. I got a plan meat bags so watch a fucking learn' Sighing he then decides to have the sink running to drain some noise and use the bed (pillow's, sheets, mattress) to reduce damage on the glass. He begins to chuck each piece away like a miner searching for gold.

(AN: Sorry this the best I can come up with)

20 min later…

"Hell yea. I'm done! I can finally ditch this dump" exclaimed the terran outlaw. Quill very sneakily leaves his cell. 'So this is were the kept my guns. Pft amaturs' takes his dual blasters from the counter in the weapon range. Heading in to kitchen he notices Stark's album records. 'Hmm AC/DC, Led Zepplin, Black Sabbath. This guys got good taste. Maybe he's not so bad'

He searches through the kitchen. Pickpocketing the avengers wallets, and taking whatever snacks he could spare in his space duster.

"Well this is a most intriguing moment" came a British accent. Peter jumps up while searching through one of the kitchen cabinets. "Ugh Who are you. Red Man?" chuckling "Me why I am vision. I'm an artificial android created by Tony Stark and Bruce Banner to fight against Ultron. My name is Vision." The android responded. Confused at whatever the world he was saying "I'm sorry Ultron who? Sounds like a rejected Transformers name" Quill responds.

Chuckling Vision responds casually. "That's right you have been gone for 20 years. Lets just say Ultron almost destroyed the world but we, the Avengers, stopped him." "Oh okay bad guy li-" "Like Ronan and Thanos". Narrowing his eyes he carefully slides his hand down to his weapon holster. "How do you know that?!" "Well I do have something special that allows m-" Vision then notices Quills normally blue eyes briefly turned purple. "Never mind." Noticing that Quill's still in a tense mood Vision then changes to a more comfortable subject "If your wondering I'm not going to stop you." Peter was surprised by this but Vision continued "Like you I too have tried to find myself in place in a world I don't know much about. I may be an android but knowing about a world and experiencing it are two different things" The bio android looks at Quill "Don't you want to experience what you missed?"

"Seriously? Just like that" Vision smiles at him "But of course. Don't worry about the others. Go home make amends and return here." Peter happily thanks him then takes off. "Thanks Yoda!" Suddenly Star Lord jumps off the avengers tower activates his rocket boots and takes off into the Manhattan skyline. As vision looks out into the distance. "You know you could've brainwashed him" came a woman's voice. "I'm sorry Wanda but as much as that would've worked it wouldn't have helped any situation one bit" Wanda scoffs at this "Yeah righ-" "Lines are being drawn here Wanda our team is divided and another team will be coming soon. I know your aware of his team. The Guardians of the Galaxy?" "Yea a rather dumb but fitting name for a bunch of outlaws coming together to save the universe" Wanda responds smiling slyly. "But why couldn't you control him" Vision in his serious look "I think you and I know the answer to that"

Wanda shrugs "I guess so. Well good night Vision" "Goodnight Wanda"

Somewhere Downtown

Star Lord is walking down the street with swagger. Dancing to Bee Gees Stayin Alive… Like a Badass

'What to do what to do' Quill wonders while walking down the streets of New York. 'So many hot women, So much alcohol, so little time before those turdblossoms find me again' Peter walks up to a night club entrance. He starts giving the ladies in line his charming smile. While all the women look back with sexual interest while the guys glared at him in jealousy.

The bouncer scowls at him. "Back of the line Skywalker" "Wha-why? I'm the legendary Star Lord me at your party is going to be epic. Besides I'm over 21" Quill then attempts to enter the club. But the same guy shoves him. "Listen better get out of here brat unless you want your ass beat. Peter then smugly smiles out him "Bring it on turdblossom. I'll kick your ass then eat Poptarts while I sit on your face!" "Why you lit-" WHAM! Quill instant one hit KO's that sad sucker. "Well that was fun." Quill then walks casually into the club.

3 min later he immediately walks the hell out of the nightclub extremely pissed off. "WHAT KINDA SHITTY ASS MUSIC WAS THAT!"

Quill waves for a taxi. "Where you want to go?" "Take me to grand central" "Yes sir"

After a getting dropped off and paying the cab driver. Peter walks to the front desk. "Hello sir can I help you?" Peter then slams $200 on the table "Take me to Kansas City!"

"Y-yes sir. The train leaves in 10 min" "What gate is it!" "its gate 9. W-would you l-like anything else" "No thank you!" Peter scoffs. After ticket is given to him. He takes off running. "Thank you mam"

"This is agent Skye. Subject Peter Quill is heading home" "Copy that Skye good work you may return to base" Coulsen responds. "Agent Morse. You know what to do" "Copy that" She then notices Quill jump aboard the Amtrak but in the rail car infront of hers. "I'm gonna have to move up Lance" "Copy that darlin" Bobbi scoffs at this.

She then puts on her Oscar winning game face and heads to the next car.

Peter then sits down and opens up a Snickers bar and begins to chew it. Bobbi saunters to Quills row. "May I sit here?" Quill looks at her in awecompletely unaware that his face is covered in chocolate.

Bobbi smirks 'It always works' then noticing the chocolate all over his face. "Umm excuse me you got a little-" Gesturing to his face. "Oh. I'm so sorry" he responds clumsily. "And yes you can sit here" She then chuckles in amusement. "Why thank you sir".

"I'm Peter Quill people call me Star Lord" "Well I'm Brittany. Nice to meet you" She smiles at him. "Pleasures all mine" Quill smiles back. "So why you headed to Missouri?" "Cause of shitty music. Escaping a bunch of nerds in lame ass outfits" The blonde super spy raises an eyebrow. "and to pay my respects" Quill says in a sorrowful voice. He then smiles again "But that's life. You got to take it surprises." Yawning before Barbara could respond to such a strange statement. Quill puts on his headphones and goes to sleep.

"I got you Bobbi you can go to sleep" "Thanks Lance"

Agent Morse then glances at Quill who is sound asleep. 'What a strange man you are Quill' Bobbi wonders. As the train rides off into the distance.

That's right we are going into Agents of Shield. I'm gonna have to catch up on that show.

I have some bad news however. I am starting college which means I won't have as much time to do these chapters. So please wait patiently and the time will come.

But what will Star Lord do once he reaches his hometown? And if Shield is after him what about others? How will the Avengers react to the captive gone? And will I stop asking questions like this instead of writing a fanfiction that no one really cares about? Find out in the next episode of Guardians of the Galaxy new episodes 9:30 pm only on Toonami. XD