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Percy didn't know whether he should be happy or slight scared when he arrived at camp, with nothing but a duffle bag and his sword.

Naturally he received some very untrusting looks, and a few happy looks, but then again Percy guessed Thalia and Kim didn't count.

He walked past a group of huntresses who simply glared and Percy suddenly felt like falling into a deep hole just to escape this. But he couldn't do that this was his duty what he was told to do; besides he had to help them. And he wanted to help them, to try and figure out what this was.

Because while the huntresses hated him, they were heroes and they fell under his domain and his protection, so he couldn't leave them.

He saw Artemis up ahead, her arms folded around her chest as she glared daggers at him, her foot tapping in annoyance. Sure she liked the boy more than she should, but he was on her turf and he had offered to help, yeah she should be thankful but it was like he was telling her she was unfit to lead the huntresses.

And she was very fit to rule them thank you very much.

Percy dumped his bag by his feet and smiled at the huntress, but he regretted that action seeing her frown deepen.

"So," Percy began rising on his tippy toes and then back down to the sole of his feet. "Where am I sleeping?" he asked his eyes solely focused on the goddess before him, sure he was a god but that didn't mean he wasn't petrified of the goddess of the hunt.

She smiled and it wasn't the type of smile that people would be like 'oh she is happy' no it was the type of smile that had Percy want to run for the hills.

"You can sleep." she looked like she was thinking about something, but Percy had the feeling she had made her mind up with where he was sleeping long ago. Her arm whipped out and she pointed towards a row of bushes, her eyes strained onto Percy. "Over there." she smiled like something was funny and Percy had no idea what could be so funny.

He shrugged and picked up his bag. "Okay." He turned to walk over towards the bushes but Artemis held up her hand to stop him.

"Perseus," Percy turned and faced her, he was getting confused. "You are going to need this." Percy looked into her hands and almost had a heart attack, he looked over at the bushes like they were the evilest thing before turning back to look what was in her hand.

A roll of toilet paper.

He growled and the goddess laughed and half the camp as well.

But Percy wasn't backing down from this; there was no way in Hades he would back down. He had offered to do this and he was going to stick to his word.

He plucked the toilet paper from her hand before throwing his bag over his shoulder and walking towards the toilet bush with his head held high. They wouldn't use the toilet if he was there and he knew that.

They would have to find another bush to pee behind, or better yet hold it in until they find a rest room.

Percy sleept well that night despite the feeling of being watched.

After dinner he was happy to notice that a few of the Huntresses were dancing on their feet, busting to use a bathroom. He knew they wouldn't go to the toilet around him and for that he was grateful because he didn't really want to hear the sound of someone peeing by their head, he never liked the sound.

And yes it had happened before; it resulted in a bruised Leo and a disgruntled Percy.

When Percy awoke, the sounds of sharpening of metal and shouts and screams filled his ears and he jolted awake when he heard the tent flaps open slightly.

Percy bleary eyed looked at the demigod before him and a smile broke out on his lips, he would have offered her to come in, but he realised that would be a bad idea.

"Thal's!" he greeted getting off the small cot and walking towards the entrance to the tent with a yawn, normally he wasn't a morning person but when you haven't seen you friend for a few weeks you tend to wake right up.

Thalia looked around his tent and whistled. It was large and had a bed and a small kitchen; it surprised her because on the outside it looked like a normal tiny tent. It was like the tents in those movies with the wizards.

"Wow." Was all she said before whipping her head towards Percy with a grin. "Long time no see Perce." She greeted moving back to allow Percy to step through.

Immediately the sun assaulted his eyes and he groaned in annoyance, Thalia chuckled and clapped him on the back.

"What did you do to piss of the sun god?" she mocked.

However Percy took it seriously and he tried to remember if he had done something to the god, well recently. "I wouldn't have a clue." He replied looking back at her.

"So what's up Thal's?" he asked stretching for the umpteenth time.

Thalia shook her head and walked, Percy like the good Labrador he was followed her without a second thought.

Her head turned around and she began to talk, Percy jogged a little to keep up with her.

"Lady Artemis needs to talk to you." She stepped over a pot, which Percy didn't see and stepped on causing a chorus of complaints for the girls behind him and Percy to stumble slightly, shooting them an apologetic look before zapping the pot back to its original places and filling it back up with what Percy hopped was porridge.

Thalia in all her glory ignored what happened and continued to walk ahead of him. "We are having a war meeting. You're lucky I came and got you, otherwise they would have started without you and trust me." She spun on her heel and faced him, her back to the front of the tent. "That would have been bad news."

She turned around a quickly shoved Percy in, she was lucky he was prepared and didn't fall flat on his face. Actually scratch that he was the lucky one. The huntresses that were in their all looked at him in what looked like annoyance and when Thalia trailed in behind him their eyes shifted to hers.

She simply glared back and sat down on a cushion.

Percy shrugged and followed suit, Artemis's glare was solely focused on him.

"Okay Perseus, what do you recommend we do?" Artemis asked looking up at the boy with what seemed like a groan, even though nothing left her lips.

Percy shrugged his shoulders and looked at the map spread out before him, he wasn't good in these situations and she knew that from the smirk that grew on her lips.

"Uh, well." Percy looked around the room and could feel everyone's anger, annoyance and amusement. He had skipped out on a few of Athena's classes, and this was the price he had to pay for that.

Then he had an idea, it was crazy and quite possible Artemis may kick his butt, if she had already thought of it and the idea was stupid or especially if she never thought of the idea first

"Have you set up a watch?" he asked his voice cracking slightly.

Artemis literally groaned in annoyance as she glared at the boy, a few of the huntresses tried to suppress their laughter. "Yes we have set up a watch, honestly Perseus."

Percy cracked a smile despite the tension and anger, which was all directed at him. If it hasn't happened to you before I suggest you never try and experience.

"What I meant was, why don't you set up two sets?" Artemis quirked her eyebrow at the young god and frowned as if trying to understand, everyone in the tent was silent but Artemis understood after a while.

"So that if something gets past the first watch." She stood up and crossed the room and opened the tent door with a smirk. "Then the second would intercept them." She spun around and saw everyone looking at her, but her eyes trained on the god who was smiling and nodding his head along with her.

"Just keep them further apart." Percy stood and moved one of the small flags towards an opening. "And draw them here." Artemis moved over towards the map and everyone else peered down at it.

"Perseus it is a little hard to manuver the enemy to where you want them." Artemis said, Percy could see the strange look in her eyes like he was crazy. He couldn't blame her it was insane and Percy could not stop the thoughts ramming inside of his head.

Percy smiled at her and stood to his normal height, the huntresses in the room continued to look at the map with uncertainty. "They are attacking you guys for a reason." Artemis nodded, unsure what to tell him.

"Then you use that reason to lure them into the open field, once in the centre they are easy pickings for your archers.

Artemis nodded her head in thought before her eyes shot towards her huntresses.

"Okay you heard the plan, Phoebe, I want you to sort out who is patrolling, and when." Phoebe nodded in response.

Artemis spun around and was face to face with Percy again, a smile on her lips.

"Ready for your first day at camp?"

Percy merely gulped in response. And the only thing running through his head were words, which should not be spoken of in front of any person, especially not the goddess of the hunt.

Short yeah I know writers block.

Yes I do realise this is dodgy but I have my mind on other things.

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