This is my favorite chapter so far so I hope you guys like it! I'm not sure what Tasky's real name is, so I made one up. None of this is canon, unless I had some lucky guesses.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own U.S.M or the song
Chapter 4: Nigie-Wigie
Danny was in the park one day, meditating with his head phones. Suddenly, his keen ears heard something from a nearby building. It sounded like grunting and yelps of pain and frustration. He ran over to another building, ducked into an alley and changed into his Iron Fist costume. He went back to the building from which the noises were coming and heard energetic pop music. Iron Fist started laughing when he recognized the song.
"Nuh nuh nuh nuh-uh! You don't know your beautiful! Uh-huh! That's what makes you beautiful! Nuh nuh nuh!" Inside, someone was singing along and humming the parts she didn't know. The room had blue-painted walls, and indigo mats were lying on the floor and there was a TV in front of them. Inside, Taskmaster was standing on one mat. He was wearing baby blue legwarmers over his armor. He appeared to be copying yoga poses from the TV. Next to him, an elderly lady was doing the same.
"And one and two and three and four! And one and two and three and four!" She went through the motions expertly. Taskmaster sighed more than once and reluctantly followed the TV instructions, occasionally grunting at painful positions.
"I should be planning the destruction of S.H.E.I.L.D!" He snapped. The lady waved a hand.
"You're lucky I let you wear that stupid armor in public Nigel. Not to mention, you spend all your time locked up in your lab, doing who-knows-what! Maybe one day you'll grow out of this phase of yours!" She huffed.
"It's not a phase Mother," He mumbled.
"What did you call me!" She asked sternly.
"Nothing," He looked down, she stared at him from her pretzel position, waiting.
"Nothing...mommy..." He tried again. She nodded.
"Good! Now lift those legs Nigie-Wigie! Lift!" She exclaimed happily. And he did as he was told. Outside Danny was choking from trying not to laugh. He used the camera app on his communicator to record "Nigie-Wigie." Danny wasn't normally one to resort to electronics to amuse himself, but this, was an obvious exception.
I only used the song for comical purposes, I don't personally like the song very much. But to each his/her own. Also, thanks to IronFistRocks for the suggestion, I'll totally use it for the next chap. Anyway...
Wolf out...