Thanks to Liv Lokigirl for giving me this idea! Sorry if anything seems ooc but I personally don't have an in-depth knowledge of the Thor story, so...tell me if I did something wrong.

Chapter 10: But I love you!

"I hate you!"

"Well I hate you too!"

A teenage girl and boy were walking toward the school and arguing.

"Don't even talk to me!" The girl scoffed.

"Fine!" The boy yelled. "It's not like I even meant to get you in trouble..." He mumbled. The girl sniffed in disdain. Above them, the horned god of mischief lurked. Loki decided to mess with the teens, and as if on cue, Thor had to crash the party. Loki hadn't seen his brother yet, and he was just releasing his magic when Thor rose up to meet him. Loki's eyes widened as the magic beam struck his brother in the heart.

"Oomph!" Thor grunted as he was blown backwards slightly. The kids below saw the two Asgardians above them and decided that running would be a good idea at the moment. Loki was mentally screaming at himself for not noticing Thor's entry. Thor had regained his composure and was gazing at Loki like a lost puppy.

"Brother, have I ever told you how much I love you?" He asked in his loud voice, and Loki died a little inside. It had been a love spell, intended to make that boy fall in love with the first person he saw, which would have been the girl who obviously hated him. It had been meant to be funny!

"I am deeply sorry that I have not noticed this sooner. We shall pardon our differences and commence the books of scraps to commemorate every moment!" Thor yelled. Loki sighed and summoned his magic to counteract the spell. Thor ducked out of the way and pounced on Loki, hugging him until he was gasping for breath.

"I thought your greatest love was your hammer," Loki said sarcastically. Thor pulled away with a hurt look on his face.

"No, how could you say that? My hammer means nothing compared to our bond!" Thor held out his hammer and flew towards the Hudson, where he swung the mighty tool around and flung it into the murky river. Loki stared in awe.

"Did you-did you just-why didn't I try this before?" Loki whispered. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw that web-slinging nuisance flipping through the city. Spiderman caught sight of them and began heading towards the Asgardians.

"Thor! See Spiderman over there?" Loki called to Thor. He nodded. "He wants to attack me!" Loki dramatically yelled.

"We must engage the man of spiders, as brothers!" Thor puffed out his chest when Loki grabbed him and started flying away.

"What is this, we are warriors!" Thor said in confusion.

"Yes, but we mustn't allow Spiderman to find us you numbskull!" Loki grunted.

"The names of nick! Numbskull! I like it! What shall I name you, Loki?" Thor squealed. (Wow, never thought I'd see those two words together, ever!)

"JUST, STOP, TALKING!" Eventually, Loki and Thor reached an abandoned shed on the docks. Loki sat Thor down on the floor and instructed him to be quiet.

"Now, I believe that you being of a higher position of power can compromise...our...lo-devotion for each other..." He stuttered uncomfortably.

"Brother, we can discuss business another time. Let us enjoy each other's company instead!" Thor grinned stupidly. He jumped up and wrapped Loki in another crushing hug.

"Get off me you oaf!"

"But I love you baby brother!"

"Help," Loki whimpered.

"I know you enjoy this Loki!"

"Aargh!" Loki sighed in barely suppressed anger.

"Coochi! Coochi! Coo! Who's a good baby brother? Who's a good baby brother? You are! You are!" Thor waggled a finger on Loki's helmet.

Outside, Spiderman was backing away from the window slowly and carefully. He could already imagine the therapy would need for this, as he just kept walking backward in horror. All the while he repeated in his mind, just keep walking spidey, just keep walking...

LOL! I like this one a lot! In Spiderman's defense, I would do the same thing if I witnessed...this. X3 Anyway...

Wolf out...