Hello all! Nr36 here with an all-new chapter for Super Mario Wars! This time, however, I want to know something. If you review my story, tell me if you want the plot to be serious, or rather funny and slapstick-ish. Anyway, as Mario would say, "Here we go!" (Oh, and yes, we have proven that Birdo is indeed a girl, despite what NOA says.)
Princess Peach stared up at the docking port of her starship. She gasped as she saw that a Star Destroyer was using its tractor beam to lift her up into a docking bay. "Code red, Code red!", she yelled. "all available Mushroom Retainers to post!" Suddenly, it happened. CLUNK! Her ship was locked into the docking bay. It would not be much longer before Darth Koopa's Stormtroopas would be running amok. Toad was in the group of Retainers that was closest to the door. "Steady now. Lock your blasters into position!", he announced. There was then a sizzling sound–like frying bacon. BOOM!
The door then flew off of its hinges and Mushroom Retainers were flattened and Stormtroopas flew in like a tsunami. Blaster fire then began, but the defense was quickly overwhelmed. Peach then had another idea. She ran over to a pod deep inside the ship and opened it. "Yoshi, Birdo; we don't have much time.", she told them. Yoshi then said, "What is going on? One minute, we were talking about food, and then you came barging in!" "Yoshi, eat this.", Peach insisted. It looked like a CD covered in golden paint. Yoshi then stuck out his long tongue and ingested. "All right, you two! Follow me!", Peach then said.
Peach then lead Yoshi and Birdo down a long hall into a room with a blast door. "Get into it! We don't have time to waste!", she said. As soon and Birdo heard this, they sprinted in and shut the door. Peach then hid in the hallway, waiting for Stormtroopas. Sooner or later, some entered. Quickly, she swung an ion energy weapon. "OOF!", said one of the Stormtroopas before he collapsed. "Who's that?", another asked. "Over there!", the other replied. "Princess, I am sorry to say this, but follow us." , the Stormtroopas said simultaneously.
PEach then gasped as she saw a menacing figure in front of him. With his long, black cape and shiny armor, Darth Koopa said, "What is the meaning of this? What are you doing on a ship like this?" Peach then swallowed and said, "I am a member of the Koopa senate on a mission to find the Rebel base." Koopa then blurted, "You are a member of the Rebel Alliance and a TRAITOR! Take her away!" He then proceeded to use the Force to choke Toadsworth. "Now," he asked, "where are those plans?" The mushroom then yelped, "Th... this is... a... a... consular ship..." Koopa then asked, "If this is a consular ship, where are the ambassadors?" Before he could answer, Toadsworth breathed his last and died. Throwing Toadworth's dead body aside, Koopa then screamed, "I know the plans are on this ship; find me the passengers! I WANT THEM ALIVE!"
Meanwhile, as Darth Koopa searched in vain for the plans to his ultimate weapon, Yoshi and Birdo continued to fall towards the Mushroom Planet below. "Yoshi," Birdo asked, where do you think we are going?" "Well, I hope that we are headed somewhere nice...", Yoshi asked.
After seemingly hours had passed, Yoshi and Birdo's capsule had landing in the middle of a strange desert. As they both looked out into the distance, they both wonder what would happen next...