Thanks to star the star sorceress for the awesome idea! Also, after this story the hold period is officially over! But that doesn't mean that you can't give me suggestions, cause you can, and I love writing them!

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Walmart!

Chapter 11:Power Coffee!

Fury was strolling through the messy Walmart aisles when he saw it. Sitting on a shelf in the camping department. With a golden halo of wonderfulness surrounding it and shining with perfection. Fury wiped away a tear as he heard glorious singing from a chorus of angels.

"Ya gonna tip me Eye patch? Fury absentmindedly handed a dollar to a plump lady with a Viking helmet who had been singing church songs for the past two minutes. Anyway, he continued gazing at the last box of Power Coffee! resting on a shelf. It was Fury's favorite coffee and he couldn't find it anywhere else in New York. He reached a hand toward it and grabbed the polished metal can...just as someone else grabbed it from the other side.

"Fury?" Fury looked over to see Doctor Doom.

"Doom? You drink Power Coffee too?" Fury asked.

"I do, and it is an insult to steal Doom's coffee!" Doctor Doom snatched back the can. He and Fury both drew their laser guns.

"Ain't enough shelf space for more than one coffee in this Walmart..." Fury said. A stray rumpled shopping bag drifted between the two.

"Nope..." Doctor Doom sighed. Someone started playing a harmonica, and the clock struck noon.

"Clock just struck noon, Doom..." Fury shook his head. Doom nodded.

Doctor Doom and Fury pulled their triggers...each of them dived out of the way of the incoming...water?

"Ahahaha! Ahahahah!" A high pitched laugh from where the harmonica was being played revealed a familiar red and black-clad teenager.

"Deadpoooooooll!" Fury screamed.

"Nooooooooo!" Doctor Doom yelled at the same time. Fury's water stream hit the coffee can in Doom's arms...the can went up...higher and higher...finally gravity took affect...Fury and Doom threw their arms out and dived...the coffee fell...and landed perfectly between the two adults. They both sighed. Then watched as the coffee started floating. It wasn't really floating, but was being picked up. Fury and Doom looked up to see a huge dark man looking at the coffee can. He was about seven feet and all muscles. He had biceps on top of biceps, even his eyeballs practically had abs!

"Um, sir...I'm going to have to ask you to drop that, since I was about to purchase it..." Fury trailed off.

"Actually I was purchasing it," Doom added. Deadpool was smirking behind his mask as he watched the body builder he had hired do his work.

"Power Coffee? I HATE POWER COFFEE!" The muscleman crushed the can in one massive fist bigger than Fury's head and watched the grains fall to the floor.

"Nooo! Baby speak to me! Baby please! We can get through this!" Fury dropped to his knees and held the crushed grains of coffee in his palms. Doom knelt beside him and patted his back, his armor muffling his sniffles.

"Come now Fury, be strong...the coffee would have wanted it this way..." Doom whimpered softly as he and Fury (still babbling to the coffee grains) walked out of Walmart.

Thanks again for the idea and the next chapter will feature Scorpion! Anyway...

Wolf out...