Weekend! Weekend! And that means all my stories have been or will be (depending on when you read this) updated! Yay! As promised, this is for Scorpion, and my first story after the hold period. Enjoy!

Chapter 12: Exile With A Phone

Scorpion had just been defeated by Danny and was sitting in a small, empty chamber. The white walls were peeling and the stone floor on which he slept was hard and cold. So this was exile. No matter, if there was one thing Scorpion was good at, other than fighting, it was stealing. The one who called himself Spiderman had had a small rectangular contraption in his boot. Scorpion had heard of these items common in the outside world, cellphones. It only had a little bit of battery power left, but on this mountain, it had full bars of Wi-Fi. Scorpion figured he only had a few hours of use, but now would be as good a time as ever. He turned it on and his eyes widened. He went to the text message screen and grinned. This would be a very fun few hours.

Hey Agent Coulson, Scorpion typed. He had managed to get into past text messages, where Spiderman angrily outlined an agent's love for his aunt, to the rest of the outside team, and Danny. Aunt May wanted me to tell u, Apparently Siderman did not use full words when using his cellphone. Scorpion didn't understand why, but he needed to sound authentic. that she loves you more than life, He thought a while, and that she would ground me if I didn't send this message immediately. Scorpion nodded, pleased with his work, and hit send.

Agent/principal Coulson was sitting at his school office when his phone beeped. He read the text from Peter, and sighed in bliss.

"Coulson you've still got it," He licked two fingers and ran them over his eyebrows. He wondered why May hadn't texted him from her own phone, but maybe she misplaced it and couldn't wait until she found it to express her love for him. That was probably right, but he couldn't send his reply to Peter's phone. The boy was not adjusting well to their relationship. Oh well, he would send it to May's phone and hope she saw it eventually.

Mayflower, you are as much a part of my life, as my collection of ties. I love you too.

signed, Phil-berry

He sighed again as he shuddered from joy. This relationship was more exciting than organizing his filing cabinets (and to Coulson, that was a lot!).

Meanwhile, Scorpion was typing away a new message, this one addressed to Fury. Bro, u r like totally an eye-patch-wearing-angry-cape-swoosher-that-insists-that-this-ain't-your-first-rodeo and a JERK! wuv, Spiderman X3 He reread it, then clicked Send.

Peter was lounging on his couch when Aunt May's phone beeped. Curiosity taking the better of him, he grabbed the phone and read the message. Peter nearly fell off the couch. He took a deep breath, and then another one. He typed, forgetting that he was using his aunt's phone. Dude really? Seriously? If u gonna compliment, at least do it well! He sent it and rolled his eyes in annoyance, not entirely aware of what he'd just done.

Coulson lunged at his phone as soon as it beeped. His eyes widened as he read. Why would May write that?

"Coulson!" Fury stormed in.

"Yes Fury?"

"Where is that irresponsible ignorant kid!"

"Which one?" Coulson deadpanned.

"Parker!" Fury growled.

"Web-head!" Sam flew into the office clutching his phone.

"When I get my claws on him-" Ava snarled as she came into the room.

"Not cool. Not cool," Luke walked in with Danny.

"What are you all doing here?" Fury looked at the teens, interrupted from his rant.

"Arach-nerd spammed my phone with pictures of albino rabbits! And he sent a voicemail...with bunny sounds! Who does that!" Sam fumed.

"Get over yourself bucket-head. Web-head texted me that I'm obsessed with romance novels but I'm not even a real girl!" Ava screamed.

"You read romance novels?" Sam laughed.

"NOT THE POINT SAM!" She said through her teeth.

"If I may interrupt-" Danny's voice was lost in the chaos.

"He told me I should join a gym! Pete called me fat! Does he know me!" Luke ranted.

"Actually I have reason to believe-" Danny tried again.

"The kid called me an eye-patch wearing jerk! I am his superior! I could have him kicked off my ship faster than he can send another stupid text! This ain't my first rodeo!" Fury yelled.

"Well-" Danny was desperately trying to get everyone's attention.

"And I'm starting to think that he rejected my love note to May!" Coulson joined in. The room got quiet. "What?" Coulson asked. Danny seized the chance.

"I don't believe that Peter is the one doing this."

"What did he send you?" Ava asked accusingly.

"Nothing actually, but-"

"Then BUT OUT!" Sam yelled.

"Patience is a-"

"SHUT UP DANNY!" Everyone screamed at him, and then resumed their crazed rambling. Danny blushed and stepped outside the office.

"Well-played Scorpion. Well-played," He grinned.

Yup, I know it took a while, but here it is! Scorpion's chapter. I wouldn't want to be Peter right about now! And seriously, I just don't understand why Sam and Pete take their phones on missions. But I'm not complaining! Hope you guys enjoyed, please review, and...

Wolf out...