Sorry if it seems a little late! Anyway, Star and Neyite, I sort of blended your ideas together! I'm actually really happy with the way this turned out so I hope you guys like it! Also, NinjaGeek, I love your idea and I will totally use it either next chapter or the one after that!

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Chapter 15: Pink Fluffy Nyan Cats

"Are we there yet?"

"No."

"OK...are we there yet?"

"Not yet."

"Oh...how about now? Are we there now?"

"NO!" Scorpio was in a minivan with four or five toddlers(Scorpio hadn't bothered to count). He was dropping them off to a very special person. He looked back at the kids. One had slightly long back hair and green eyes. He was in a golden car seat decorated with horns. Another one was wrapped in a gray cloak and didn't want to show his face, he was in a black car seat. One boy with long greasy black hair and yellow-tinted glasses was playing with a screwdriver. Scorpio was quite proud of himself for thinking to give that kid a screwdriver. Whenever it was in his chubby little hands, he was quiet. He was in a gray car seat. The last one was a girl. She had green eyes, shoulder-length red hair, and was wearing a golden crown. She was in a red car seat. The green eyed boy was the most annoying one, especially with his British accent.

"This is boring! Are we there NOOOOWWW?" He yelled.

"Do you want me to turn this car around?" Scorpio screamed at him. HONK! HONK! A huge 18-wheeler was coming down the highway and apparently, Scorpio had swerved into the wrong lane. He jerked the wheel to the right and spun just out of the way of the truck, slamming into the railing. He hit the breaks so hard that they screeched and Scorpion smelt the burnt rubber. He gasped. Then he reached over into the back seat and grabbed the Brit by his neck.

"License and identification and...sir? What are you doing? Are these your kids?" A police officer was pounding on the window, interrupting Scorpio trying to strangle the toddler. Scorpio put his hands in his lap and put on a cheesy grin, which was difficult with his costume/amour. He handed the officer what he hoped looked like a genuine ID card.

"Bob Ferris?" The officer read, with more than a hint of doubt.

"Yup!"

"Right..."

"Well, if that's settled, I have to drop off the kids..."

"All of them? Are they yours?"

"Um...not really..."

"Not really!"

"Well they don't really have parents that I know of..."

"What!"

"No, no, they're actually really old, especially the British one. I can't even imagine how old he is!"

"I'm going to need you to step out of the car sir..."

"Why?" Scorpio moaned.

"Do you even know what they're names are?"

"Yeah. The girl's name is Tundra-No! Wait! Thundra! And the kid playing with the screwdriver is-"

"SCREWDRIVER!"

"His name is Doctor Squid, or was it octopus? Yeah, Doctor Squid! And um, the cloaked kid is Tazzmaster, and the Brit is er...Lachy? Locky? Lochi!"

"Thundra? Doctor Squid? Tazzmaster and Lochi? Really?"

"yeah!"

"And is the screwdriver fake or..."

"Of course not! 100 percent real! Only the best for my little toddlers!"

"WHAT! YOU GAVE A KID A REAL SCREWDRIVER!"

"So?"

"ARE YOU AWARE THAT HE IS EATING IT?" Scorpio looked to see Doctor Squid stuffing the pointy end in his throat and giggling.

"He's loving it!"

"Yeah, you're going to need to answer a few questions at the station."

"Ok fine, but first, I'd like to say something I've always wanted to say..."

"And that would be..."

"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPAH!" Scorpio hit the gas and screeched his way off the highway away from the overly nosy cop. Soon, he was right below the S.H.I.E.L.D tricarrier. He picked up the kids and stuffed them into a holey duffel bag. Then he casually contacted Fury (in a disguised voice) saying he had a delivery. After a moment, Fury landed the air craft and found nothing but a wriggling duffel bag. He carefully unzipped it and a green eyed little boy flew out and into the tricarrier.

"Catch me if you can Snot Rags!" He shouted to the rest of the kids, who were following him into the carrier. Fury sighed at the de-aged villains and walked back inside. Inside, the toddlers were bouncing around. Little Loki was turning the walls into rainbow colored kittens. Doc Ock was hacking into the computers and filling the screens with games of Flappy Bird. Thundra was very happily smashing things while Taskmaster cackled creepily as he planted miniature flash bombs around the tricarrier. One went off, creating a domino effect that made Taskmaster giggle. Fury face-palmed so hard that it left a mark. He sneezed, glaring at the huge Nyan Cat that had just appeared.

"I'm allergic to cats and pop tarts, and what does that little runt give me? A pop tart cat!" Fury sighed, then sneezed again. He decided that the kids would eventually fall asleep so he just walked away. He glanced back in time to see Nyan Cat and a pink fluffy unicorn singing together.

Fury clutched his head and began muttering to himself.

"Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows, pink fluffy unicorns-mew meow meow meow meow-on rainbows! Mew meow mew meow!" He wandered through the hallways, singing. Coulson looked at him.

"Are you alright sir?"

"Nyan Cats and pink fluffy unicorns...everywhere!" Fury moaned as he kept on walking.

By the way, I did not mean to offend any British people, love you guys! I actually love the accent and every person I meet tells me I have a strong British accent even though I have never been to the UK. But yeah, anyway this is a slightly longer chapter than normal and I hope you all enjoyed it! If you don't get the fluffy unicorn reference, go to YouTube or Google and type in PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS! It is very cute and very annoying! Yay! Anyway...

Wolf out...