Ok so I figured out what I'll do if I get 50 reviews, but I'll tell you guys at the bottom. And before people tell me off for making up my own acronym for SWORD, I know that that is already a thing. I know that it stands for Sentient World Observation and Response Department, and I know that it isn't aimed for villains. This (other than the name) has nothing to do with that SWORD!

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Chapter 17: Captain America Undies

Doctor Doom, Doc Ock, Green Goblin, Batroc the Leaper, and Kraven were walking in the rain to an old abandoned building. They had been recruited by a new organization called S.W.O.R.D to become the ultimate villains. Batroc was lagging behind slightly because he chose to view this as 'going to school,' so he had a heavy backpack full of items from a second grade back-to-school-list he'd stolen. He had wanted a purple backpack, but the only one he could find had been a Hello Kitty one.

They finally made it to the building and Doctor Doom knocked on the door. A thin, but well-toned African American woman opened the door. She had long black hair and a sleek suit. She had an eye-patch and scarlet lipstick. She placed a hand on her hip and batted her eyelashes at the villains.

"Welcome to S.W.O.R.D, Spiteful, Waging, Observation, for Revenge, Department. I'm Nicky Furious, but you will all call me Directress Furious," She said.

"Well, Miss Furious, as I'm sure you've heard, I am Doom. I happen to rule my own kingdom, and it does have a lot of space," Doctor Doom pushed in front of the other villains. Directress Furious glared at him and pulled a futuristic rocket launcher out of a tool belt strapped to her waist. She pointed it at Doctor Doom until he stepped back. She cocked an eyebrow and put the launcher away.

"I'm sorry, but I thought I told you to call me directress," She crooned. Then she walked into the building, gesturing for the villains to follow her.

"Arrrrriiba," Doctor Doom purred.

As it turned out, Batroc hadn't been completely wrong. The villains sat at rickety desks, with Directress Furious at the head of the room. She straightened her posture and began her lesson.

"Now, we will start with a scenario. Spiderman has trapped you in his webs and looks away for a moment to call in backup. A pedestrian walks by. What do you do?"

"I would make good use of my Doom-Bots, since I have so many, because I own a kingdom," Doctor Doom leaned back in his chair. Goblin casually kicked his chair legs, making Doom fall backwards on his head. Directress Fury sighed.

"Next!" She screamed.

"I would break free with my arms and take the pedestrian hostage," Doc Ock hissed. The directress nodded.

"Next!"

"I vould lure in this pedestrian, then hunt him and consume him and become him!" Kraven announced.

"Yes because everyone wants super pedestrian powers," Doc Doom snorted to Doc Ock.

"Indeed, you get super walking power, and super coffee making powers!" Ock sniggered back. Directress Furious glared at the 'doctors,' then at Kraven.

"Wrong answer," She said. She pressed a button on a wall and large claws came and grabbed Kraven.

"Ooh! Are you going to drop him in ze pit of ze snakes?" Batroc asked.

"Or even scarier, show him a full length mirror," Doc Ock chuckled.

"Look who's talking," Directress Furious said smoothly. Doc Ock lowered his head as the others laughed. "And I have a worse punishment." She lowered him into a pit that appeared in the floor.

"Release the beast!" She screamed as a set of doors within the pit opened. Out walked the world's tackiest hipster. It was an old lady with electric blue hair and neon orange lipstick smeared around her mouth, which went beautifully with her purple eye shadow and blush. Not to mention she was dressed completely in leopard print.

"Pucker up Tiger Boy!" She pounced on a screaming Kraven and began - well - lets just say that Kraven had a fear of the color orange from then on, which was awkward considering his costume.

"Right, now who's next?" Directress Furious asked her remaining students.

"I would leap away but leave ze stolen goods with ze Spiderman so he would have no reason to chase me, then I could escape into ze night!" Batroc said.

"NO! No self respecting villain would just give away the stolen goods! Wrong answer!" She screeched. She pulled out the rocket launcher and fired a missile at Batroc. The French villain screamed and ran out of the building and into the street before the missile went off, blowing him into a conveniently placed power line.

"Aaaaaaaaah!" Batroc shrieked as his pants caught fire.

"Stop drop and ze roll! Stop drop and ze roll!" He gasped as the fire quickly ate a hole in his spandex suit, revealing Captain America underwear.

"Ok, your turn Goblin," The directress smiled. Goblin looked at her coolly.

"Nothing, I would not allow myself to be caught by Spiderman in the first place," He shrugged.

"Correct! It was a trick question, no one should ever find themselves caught by the wall crawler! Correct!" She winked at him. Then she told the villains to take five and walked out.

"Look teacher's pet, I don't know who you think you are, stealing the bride of Doom, but-" Doom was cut off by Goblin.

"Your bride? What are you talking about you twit?"

"She obviously adores me."

"And it doesn't unnerve you that she is the female counterpart of our sworn enemy?" Goblin asked.

"Fury?" Doctor Doom scratched his head, "I see no resemblance, they are nothing alike," He said.

"No wonder you let your daughter blow up Pluto, you're an idiot!"

"Hey! We do not speak of that incident!"

Doc Ock decided to settle himself down in a chair after quickly making popcorn.

Ok so I hope you guys enjoyed! If I can get 50 reviews here is what I'll do:

You guys can all vote on which chapter you thought was best or had the best characters or whatever.

Then you can all review or Pm me some questions that you would want to ask the characters in their scene.

I'll accept any questions, even fourth wall ones, and I'll take about three or four from a couple of people. So basically you all get a chance to interview the characters from your favorite chapter.

Example:

From the first chapter:

"So Doc Doom, why do you think Missy is such a twerp?"

[insert Doom's answer here!]

But yeah, I think it could be fun to do, and I only need 7 more reviews! Of course though, you all can still give me suggestions as always! Anyway...

Wolf out...