Yeah, here is the next chapter. This one has a guest appearance of Flash Thompson! Also, if anyone watches Gravity Falls, and has seen the episode "Carpet Diem," I got some inspiration from that.
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Chapter 18: Worst Day Ever!
"Stupid S.H.I.E.L.D, making me do stupid community service, delivering stupid mail," The Juggernaut, minus his armor, was moping through the streets. He wore a pristine blue suit with a matching hat. A brown satchel was slung over his huge arm. Yup, the Juggernaut was a mailman.
Ding, dong! The Juggernaut rang a doorbell and waited. Fury had made it very clear that he wasn't going to just drop off the mail in the box, he was going to have to deliver it all personally.
"Hello?" A muscular teenage kid with spiky blonde hair, with a lightening bolt cut into the side of it, opened the door. He had a Midtown letterman jacket.
"I am the Juggernaut! Here's your issue of Fashonista! Magezine," Juggy handed a hot pink magazine to the kid.
"Er, um, this isn't mine dude. It's...my mom's..." The boy stuttered, red-faced.
"It's cool kid, I don't judge. I remember when I started looking at girls, buying fashion magazines just to tape pictures of the girls up on my walls, told all my friends that they were pictures of my girlfriends..." Juggy sighed.
"Um..."
"Yep...those were the days, say has your father had the talk, with you? Cause I could-" Juggy started.
"Ahhhh! No! NO! Gross man! What kind of a mailman are you!" The boy yelled in panic.
"Ok, ok, whatever kid. I'm actually not a real mailman, I'm a villain doing S.H.I.E.L.D issued community service. Hey, you know I used to have hair just like yours, long and golden, and I was the star player on my high school football team, and I used to bully this one wimpy kid. Then I got kicked off the team, and my hair started falling off so I cut it short, and it turned grey, so I had to dye it black. And I hit the gym, now I'm huge, turned into a villain, always getting beat by Spiderman...I used to be just like you! So enjoy it while you're young kid..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" The boy started grabbing his hair, holding it down to his head.
"Flash? What are you screaming for?" A feminine voice rang out from the inside of the house. Flash, still screaming, ran into the house and slammed the door.
"Wait kid! You forgot the magazine!" Juggy yelled. Flash, still screaming, ran back out, grabbed the magazine, and ran back in.
"Hmmm, what a nice kid," Juggy thought. Grrrrrrrrrr. Juggy turned to see a Doberman crawl out of a comically small dog-house.
"I want my Jugger-mom!" Juggy whimpered. The dog pounced and the Juggernaut ran. Now, since he didn't have any armor, Juggy had no protection whatsoever. He climbed up a tree and clung to the branches.
"Yeeeeoooooorrrrr!" A very puffed up cat was also on that same branch. Juggy sighed. The cat leapt on his face and started scratching him everywhere, the Juggernaut fell off the tree, right on top of the Doberman.
"Bruh..." Juggy huffed as time stood still, then both animals jumped him.
By the way, don't forget to give me questions for whatever characters, and they don't have to be main characters. I'm kind of curious to see people ask Deadpool a few questions. But yeah, thanks to all my awesome faithful reviewers and to my newest reviewers, welcome to the Struggles of World Domination Team! Anyway...
Wolf out...