It's here! It's finally here! The 50 review special interview chapter! Yay! This took four hours for me to type and it's extra long. Also, I organized it so that the first question of every interview session is from a reviewer, and then the 'sub' sentences are just things that go along with the original question. We have a total of three villains, one hero, and one insane mercenary!

Oh and when it says 'next question,' that means that it is a new session with a new question, but for the same person.

Thanks to all my reviewers that made this possible!

Chapter 20: Interviews

Doc Doom:

How did Pluto blow up?

Um...Do vee have to talk about this?

Yes, yes we do.

Vat about my right to remain silent?

This is a fanfic not a court. You don't have any rights.

Fine! The dwarf planet happened to blow up...because...because I am zee greatest super villain of all time! I vanted to originally blow it up publicly, say...on Fury's birthday or something. But zen I decided to do it early...in private...for it to be a surprise...So many months of planning...

Hmm...That's not what I heard.

DON'T LISTEN TO THEM! LIES! THEY'RE ALL LIES! MY DAUGHTER HAD NOTHING TO DO VITH IT!

I never mentioned your daughter.

Oh...Really? Vell...this is awkward...I'm just going to go now...

NEXT QUESTION

What's the deal with Power Coffee, shouldn't that be something Powerman would drink?

Actually no. And yes. At the same time. Power Coffee-It really is amazing by the vay-is supposed to be the vorld's most powerful coffee. And vith my daughter and Fury's teenage heroes, vee definitely need it regularly. Oh! Zat reminds me! I'll be right back.

Ah! Deliciously energizing! You should try some!

No thanks...

Suit yourself. Anyway, even though the vonderful brand shares the same name as Powerman, the large teenager really doesn't need any more power.

Doc Ock:

Do you eat seafood?

Hmm...You'll have to be more specific. Did I eat seafood? Yes, yes I did. Do I eat it now? If I never see another fish in my life it'll be too soon.

Why?

Well, I happened to have a lab under water once. And-

Under the sea! Under the sea! It's always better down-Oh...sorry...go ahead...

Anyway! My circumstances meant that the most available food was seafood! Seafood! Nothing but seafood!

And with all those fish swimming around the windows, I bet it was quite easy to SEE food, everywhere.

Really? Really!

I know, I know...

Yes well, you are right. All I could see and smell and taste was seafood. So when I got out of that base I decided to never eat seafood again!

Fish are friends, not food.

I get the feeling you're not taking this seriously.

WATER-you talking about? SHORE, I'm taking this SEA-riously.

Yeah, well here's a joke for you, GET OUTA MY LAB BEFORE I DISECT YOU!

Someone's being a little shellfish...

Loki:

Wouldn't be nice to see a fanfic where you actually win?

Indeed, mortal. Which is why I am in the process of writing one about myself!

Really? What is the plot line?

Um...Well it begins with an extremely ugly, blond boy with unnecessary muscle mass, and a devilishly handsome, more reasonably sized, young man with long black hair and enchanting green eyes. The blond boy's family is repulsed by his ugliness and always makes fun of him while the handsome one gets to be the prince.

Hmm, go on...

It goes on for a while, until one day, the ugly boy starts changing, and he turns into-

A beautiful swan!

No! He turns into an even uglier toad and then gets thrown into a well by the handsome brother, who by that time, is the new king!

Oh.

So...what do you think?

Uh...it's definitely unique...Is there a moral?

Of course! The moral of the story is that Loki should always win and that Thor is a big fat nuisance!

Right...well you have fun with that...

Hey! Come back! Where are you going! I have more fanfics to talk about! I command you to turn around mortal!

SorryLokiGottaGoByeIHaveMorePeopleToInterview!

Sam:

Do you ever have recurring nightmares about albino rabbits?

I don't know what you're talking about...

With their big, red eyes and fluffy white bodies...

Ok Ok! Stop it! Yes I do sometimes have nightmares about rabbits! But you would too if you think about it! I mean, they're basically cats mixed with rodents mixed with kangaroos! That's just wrong!

And, in this recurring nightmare, do they suffocate you, or claw you, or what?

Sometimes I'll just be sitting on the couch playing a video game and it'll be all like 'Mr. Face meet Mr. Bunny!' and a deranged bunny just comes in and sits on my face! And I can't even finish the game or you know, breathe! Then I'm like "No bunny! Why! I'm allergic to murder!"

Oh! And sometimes they shoot me with lasers while wearing really familiar eye patches.

Huh...why are you even afraid of rabbits?

I don't know, why are people so afraid of heights?

Because the fear of heights is a real thing. And not everyone can fly.

Yeah well the fear of rabbits is a real thing too! Leporiphobia! Look it up!

I will!

Fine!

Fine!

FINE!

NEXT QUESTION:

Sam, will you date me?

Only if you never mention rabbits or bunnies ever again.

Deadpool:

Where do your weapons come from? You can't hold a cannon in a pouch, I think.

Ahahahahahaha! That's funny! Can't hold a cannon in a pouch-AHAHAHAHA! Hilarious! Ha! You should be...AHAHA...a comedian! Whoo!

I was serious...

OH. I'm sorry, but you couldn't have been serious...unless you were doing it...

Doing what?

Doubting the AWESOME EPICOSITY OF MY POUCHES!

I was just asking.

You WERE serious! Well let me tell you something Oh-High-Lord-Of-Enforcing-Logic-And-Physics-And-Other-Non-Awesome-Things-That-No-One-Has-Time-For...ANYTHING CAN FIT IN MY POUCHES! It's kinda mah jam!

Yeah but a CANNON!?

Um...DUH! Have you ever seen Mary Poppins? Or watched a cartoon? Because in cartoons, you can pull anything out of nowhere, even without pouches or a magic purse. And don't tell me you haven't seen a cartoon because Ultimate Spiderman is a cartoon! (Which I star in, don't let the title fool yah)!

I love being a cartoon! So many more colors!

Haven't you only been in one episode?

Legally, yes. But if you have some cash, I could tell you otherwise...

NEXT QUESTION:

How are you, my long lost cousin? Would you like to come over and have some oatmeal?

Leave me alone Kevin! I already have too many fans! (Even more than Copy-cat, um, I meant Spiderman)!

But I thought we had something! I even legally changed my name to Kevin, for you!

No Kevin! NO! Don't make me unalive your porridge!

Oatmeal!

K-Word, Unaliving, porridge, oatmeal, same thing! Now eat flaming doorknobs of death!

Why do you have a -OW- gun that shoots -EEK! MY HIP- flaming -HELP- Doorknobs?

You like it? I got it at a thrift store!

NEXT QUESTION:

What's your real origin story?

OOH! ORIGIN STORY TIME! YEAH!

Ahem! There once was a wise monk dude that sat on top of a totally kick-butt hill/mountain thingy. This monk was the master of all things awesome and handsome! He was like, all fat and humble with a robe, OH WAIT! No, he was completely ripped with no shirt and um...AND SUNGLASSES!

Really?

Heck yeah he was! And one day, he decided to train me, after I was done unaliving the ninjas that took my mamma. But I was like, "I'm already more handsome than you. I don't want your training!" He was going to challenge me, I could feel it.

He drew his swords, and I drew mine. We narrowed our eyes, a clock struck high noon, a tumbleweed rolled by in a perfect, majestic spiral of rainbow-eating unicorns with rabies and also manliness. But before I could shove my epic moves down his face...he saw them. Mah cool pouches of cool coolness. He bowed down before me, and I knew I had won!

Cool!

Yeah, I kinda hold the title of Master of All Things Awesome now!

So what was the monk's name?

Uh...A GOOD ORIGIN STORY DOESN'T NEED NAMES!

NEXT QUESTION:

How do you feel about unaliving people?

It's great! But only if the person deserves it, or if someone is payn' lots and lots of money!

But do you ever feel bad?

Feel? Did you just insult me? Hang on, I'm gonna go Google this. Ok let's see. 'To be aware of, or to experience.' OH! Of course I feel! I totally am aware of unaliving people, of sleeping them with the fishes, of k-wording them! Unless I'm sleep fighting...

And of course I feel bad, that's the point! Girls like bad boys!

No, but do you actually feel upset over it?

Hey! Do you want to fantasy fight me, or help me find Agent Magoffin? Anything that doesn't involve creepy crawly feelings? I know! Let's go skydiving! I know a guy that'll let us do it for free...but then again, most guys will let you do things for free when you hold a sword to their neck...

Fine, no one will ask any more questions, this chapter is getting long anyways...But I'm not going skydiving.

Oh goodie! I have a question too! This goes out to all the people reading this! DID YOU ENJOY THIS CHAPTER? If so, REVIEW! Otherwise, you might as well ust forget these pointy sticks I'm holding are swords and jump right on!

Yeah, Ok Deadpool. That's enough.

Enough is for people that are too wimpy to want more!

Yeah...sure...

Well guys, like Deadpool said, please review! Hope you all enjoyed and thanks to IronFistRocks and Nova'sGirl for leaving questions for me. You to are awesome! Anyway...

Wolf out...