Hey guys I decided to let Deadpool out of his time out chair to make room for someone else! I kind of lost him though after he tied me up and face painted me to look like his mask. Right now he's probably at a yard sale finding materials for his new weapons. Or he could be right behind you!

Also let me know if you guys want me to do these replies every chapter.

Reviewers:

Neyite: Yeah...Deadpool isn't here anymore, whoops. Also I've been meaning to watch the new Daredevil series on Netflix, is it any good?

I'm a Jesus Freak: That's true, I definitely think Deadpool and Spidey would be a good team, but I don't know if the world is quite ready to handle that. Sadly, Deadpool likes his jacket the way it is, so I can't make it any looser. Besides he says that all of his smiling friends in the stylish white coats say that he really shouldn't loosen it.

Nova'sGirl: Sorry, they're custom made, not available in stores. So you'll just have to ask Deadpool really nicely and with a lot of money to let you try it on!

Guest: Sorry if I'm wrong, but are you liv lokigirl? Either way, you're right, Olga scares a lot of people! And I'll definitely make sure to recommend both those things to Taskmaster!

Chapter 22: Where's the mountain?

Electro was walking to his son's kindergarten. The kids were having a little movie marathon and the parents were invited. He hummed as he walked, wearing his best clothes. When he arrived in the classroom, about 15 kids were huddled on the carpet waiting for the movie to start. Electro went and sat by his son, who wasn't very hard to spot considering he was the only bright blue kid with sparks coming off him. His name was Eric Electric.

"Hi daddy!" Eric squealed. Electro patted his head, then shushed him. The movie was starting.

"Hola! Soy Dora!" The large TV screen filled with the disgustingly perky little girl and her pet/partner, Boots. Electro sighed. He had hoped it would be something better.

"Today we have to deliver these muffins to our friends Red Riding Hood, and her abuela! Do you know what abuela means?"

All the kids started shouting. The screamed things like mommy, uncle, sister! Electro groaned.

"It means grandma! Grandma!" He announced. The kids turned to look at him.

"How would you know!" A little boy with a Thomas the Tank shirt cried.

"Yeah! You're not Dora!" Another boy with a chubby face backed him up.

"Fine, lets see what Dora says," Electro said. Just as he finished his sentence, Dora spoke up.

"That's right! An abuela is a grandma!" The kids all cheered. Suddenly, sneaky music started playing. The kids gasped.

"Dora, can you hear that?" Boots asked. Electro rolled is eyes.

"Because monkeys can totally talk," He muttered. The teacher shushed him. On screen, a bush moved.

"What was that?" Dora asked the audience. The bush moved closer.

"It feels like something is following us!" Boots said in fear. Electro glared at the characters.

"The bush is moving! How do they not see the bush moving! And they say this show is educational!" He threw his hands up. The whole class shushed him.

"Look out Dora!" Boots yelled as an orange fox jumped out of the bush and stole Dora's muffins.

"Great! Freaking great Dora!" Electro glared.

"Swiper no Swiper!" Dora chanted.

"No, I don't want my kid learning this stuff! I mean come on! Words don't work like that! Whenever I try to rob a bank or something the cops don't come over and say oh hey, you shouldn't steal that because it makes people feel bad so if you could just release the hostages we'll give you a donut and you can be our friend! NO! Never happens! And if it did I would be all like no way dude! I don't care if people feel bad! And then BANG! I'd punch that old cop in the face!" Electro ranted.

"Mr. Electro! That is not the kind of example we set for our students! Words are powerful, they can solve any problem where violence cannot! The pen is stronger than the sword!" The teacher said.

"No they can't! And whoever said that, has never been stabbed! Because I would much rather have a pen jabbed into my arm than a sword!" Electro said.

"That's it! Go sit in the time out chair!"

"What? No! I am a grow man, you can't make me sit in the-" Electro started.

"GO SIT IN THE CHAIR!"

"I'll go sit in the chair," He muttered. Meanwhile, Dora was ranting about finding her muffins.

"To get to the muffins, we have to cross the snowy mountain! Can you help me find the mountain?" She asked.

"It's behind her," Electro grumbled.

"Where is the mountain?"

"Behind her."

"So where is the mountain?"

"Gosh dang it Dora! It's behind you!"

"Can you help me find the mount-" Dora cut off and the screen went blank as sparks erupted from the screen. Everyone looked to Electro.

"No more! No freaking more! Come on kids, I'll take you to my place and we can watch The Hunger Games and play GTA! I'll even show you how to crash motorcycles without a helmet! COME ON!" Electro shouted. The kids cheered and all rushed out the door, stopping at the street.

"What are you doing! You don't need to look both ways before you cross the street! GO GO GO!" He yelled. The kids ran across the street, causing cars and trucks to swerve off the road.

"YAY! Your the best daddy!" Eric said as he ran.

"I know son," Electro smiled.

"Hey Ms. Snob!" He yelled at the teacher, "See if you know this word in Spanish! Kiss my culo!" He laughed as he ran across traffic with the kindergarteners.

Come on, what little kid can turn down crashing motorcycles? If Dora was older and more observant and turned down her perkiness, she would be a lot better! Also if she could fight, and have cool chi-powered fists, and was a teenage boy with blond hair and green eyes named Danny. But that's just me! Anyway...

Wolf out...