Ok so here is my schedule for the next updates.

Next chapter I will be using liv lokigirl's suggestion.

Next, next chapter I will use Nova'sGirl's suggestion. Meaning it will be a Sam chapter.

So that's how it will be! Hope you guys enjoy and yes, it does contain Deadpool.

Reviewers:

Sabretooth67: Thanks!

svg200: Awesome, glad you enjoyed and I hope you continue doing so!

liv lokigirl: I know right! I think when the creators of Dora were thinking about making the show, they were thinking of as many ways as possible to induce hysterical wall punching! Also, cool idea!

I'm a Jesus Freak: In the words of a triangular headed genius: 'Yes, yes it is.'

Nova'sGirl: I know right! And yeah, I was trying to think of the worst kid show ever, and I remembered the Dora vine. And yay! Danny is awesome! But I also really like Sam, so I will make a chapter about him.

Chapter 23: Too Pretty

Deadpool was leaping over rooftops like some deranged black and red cat. He giggled because he just pictured a mini, chibi Deadpool, with kitty ears and a tail, shooting lasers at everybody.

Aw! I am such a cute kitten! Who's a good kitty? I'm a good kitty! Who's a good- OH! Hiii! I was just complementing my fantasy self! OH! Would you like me to make you a fantasy self? Ok, ok! Ready? Imagine yourself really small with a big head (Basically picture yourself as Nova! Ahahaha)! Then put kitty ears on yourself and a laser gun! Aren't you much cuter now? Your welcome!

Anyway, Deadpool continued talking to the mythical, cosmic camera of dreams that only he and Spidey can see, while running across rooftops. He fell and landed in a balcony of some random lady. He peaked inside and saw a baby sleeping in a crib. The lady was asleep on a couch next to it, wearing heavy duty headphones.

Deadpool snuck in and looked at the baby.

OOH! What is it? It's all fat and squishy looking. It reminds me of those weird dogs that always look like they're worried about something. What are those called...uggs? Bugs? Tugs? Wait! Pugs!

Deadpool poked the baby's face and recoiled at the way his finger literally sank into the baby's cheek. The baby giggled. It opened its eyes and grabbed the mercenary's finger with its tiny hand. Deadpool's eyes widened.

Ew! Why is it making me all warm and furry inside? I feel like I swallowed a hamster! Which I've done before, but that's another story...

It was then that Deadpool knew exactly how to make some extreme cash. By world domination. And he already had a plan.

Deadpool walked around with a weird flute in his hands. He played it and swayed with the music. One by one, babies started crawling out of houses and parachuting down from windows, where they all crawled and toddled behind Deadpool.

You like it? It's a baby flute! Yeah, I got it from my friend Piper! I don't recommend going to his place for dinner though, he has a thing with rats.

As they walked down the streets several onlookers called the police, but when they showed up, they could do nothing against the overpowering cuteness of the baby army. One officer took a step forward and a child looked up at him with enormous eyes, drooling a little. The officer dropped to his knees.

"Aw!" He uttered.

"That's right police dudes! You can't fight the hamster swallow-y feelings!" Deadpool announced.

"Alright Deadpool drop the...babies?" Spiderman and his team showed up, more confused than ever.

"Sweet Christmas! I should not have had that pizza before bed," Luke started. "You guys see this too right?"

"It appears Deadpool is using a form of child labor..." Danny mused.

"Wait wait wait, WAIT! Time out! Are you actually using babies?" Peter asked Deadpool. Deadpool looked at him like it was obvious.

Wait, did he really just ask me that? Of course I'm using babies! At least I think that's what these little monsters are...

"Um, DUH?" He said casually.

"Ok. Cool. Just wanted to clear things up. Just one more thing. BABIES?!" Peter snapped.

"Whoa, don't get your webs in a twist Spiderman! These babies are trained soldiers! seasoned veterans! Cut-throat sleep-with-the-fishers!" Deadpool said. One baby burped, and the others giggled.

"Uh huh..." Ava raised an eyebrow under her mask. Deadpool glared.

"Fine, I'll show you! Attack!" He commanded. A little boy audibly pooped. Deadpool face-palmed.

"One sec," He said, making his way over to the boy and changing his diaper. Then he flung the dirty diaper at Peter.

"Hey!" Peter tossed it to Ava. She made a sound hallway between a squeal and a grunt before hitting it at Danny. Danny sidestepped and it hit Luke.

"Not cool! Not cool!" Luke screamed girlishly and threw it up at Nova.

"Can't see!" Nova sped up and crazily flew around, trying to dislodge the diaper. He crashed into the ground.

"Ahahaha! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Deadpool laughed.

There was...a diaper...on his face! AAAAHAHAHAHA!

"You guys are hilarious! Tell you what, I'll leave if you reenact that and let me record it!"

"What? NO!" Peter said.

"Pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaassssse! I fan! Come on, the camera loves yah!" Deadpool coaxed.

"Ugh...Only once!"

"YAY! Thanks Spiderman! Alright people, places! Take one!"

"Take seven hundred fifty four!" Deadpool giggled.

"Oh no...a diaper. What are we going to do! Oh no," Luke droned.

"Oh come on! You can do better than that! Besides, I wasn't recording. From the top!"

"This is the seven hundredth time you forgot to record or your phone died or you had to have a potty break! This is the last time!" Ava screamed.

"Ooh! Yeah, give me some of that crazy cat lady action! ACTION!" Deadpool yelled.

The team went through the scene once more until Deadpool started laughing uncontrollably.

"What are you laughing at!" Danny growled, surprising everyone.

"I can't believe...AHAHA! You actually fell...for it! AHAHAHA! I had the whole thing recorded since take one!"

The team stared at him. Then they looked at each other, and back at Deadpool. Slowly, smiles spread across their faces.

Uhh...Why are they looking at me like that? You guys see this right? *Gulp*

"You guys aren't mad are you?" Deadpool chuckled nervously.

"Whaaaat? Why would we be mad Deadpool? We're not mad!" Peter said through gritted teeth, his voice getting higher with every word. Luke began pounding his fist into his palm. Danny and Sam's fists lit up and Ava's claws unsheathed.

Deadpool ran.

"AAAAHHHHHHH! I'M TOO PRETTY TO BE UN-ALIIIIIVED!"

So this basically happened because I woke up one day and I realized that if the Army trained babies as soldiers, we would literally be unstoppable. I mean come on, who can nuke a cute little baby in an army suit? NO ONE! Thanks for reading guys! Anyway...

Wolf out...