Thanks to liv lokigirl for the suggestion! This is a shorter chapter.

Reviewers:

Nova'sGirl: My philosophy is that children are adorable until they learn how to walk and talk! Especially talk. But I'm glad you liked the chapter anyway!

I'm a Jesus Freak: Haha! I know right! Glad you liked the reactions and stuff! Because seriously, what do you do when you see a baby army patrolling the streets?! You either question your sanity, or bow down to the babies.

IronFistRocks: Of course babies don't follow instructions! That's why Deadpool had a flute! :) Also, I like babies because I have never had to change a diaper! But when they learn how to talk I can't stand them! It's like a tiger or something. It's all majestic and fuzzy and soft as a little tiger cub, but it's a lot less cute when it grows up and wants to eat your face! Also, you could probably use that quote anytime, just be prepared for some weird stares.

liv lokigirl: Wow, cool. I love cats! And thanks! I love writing this story and I'm happy you like it!

Chapter 24: Warning: Hamsters Should Not Fly

"So...what brings you here?" Deadpool asked Doctor Doom, who was lying on a therapist couch. Yup! Deadpool was playing therapist. And with all these messed up villains around, he was going to be rich!

"I...Sometimes I wonder what the point of it all is? You know? Why am I here? Was I really meant to take over the world? Is there a world? What if we are all reflections of someone's image? Figments of someone's imagination and dreams? What if that someone wakes up! Then what? Maybe we're all already dead! And when we die we will live! WHAT IF!"

"Are you talking to yourself or do you see the little yellow boxes too?" Deadpool asked. Doctor Doom stopped.

"What?"

"Oh, sorry. I use humor to deflect my insecurities. Plus. I'm hilarious! so don't hate!"

"This is about me!"

"Oh yeah! Man, I am so distracting! My looks are my curse and my blessing," Deadpool mused.

"Anyway...I am here because my girlfriend, the directress of SWORD, dumped me! ME!" Doc Doom ranted.

"You know that she can't dump you if you weren't ever her boyfriend?"

"But...but...I thought we had something! Every morning I would come to her house and leave beautiful, state of the art doomsday devices at her door! Then I would call her every 4.8888888888881 minutes! Just to check on her! That is considerate! And even after she changed her number, I still found it and called it!."

"Man. You're super messed up!"

"No I'm not! And after ALL THAT! She dumped me! She got a restraining order! I can't go anywhere now if she's there!"

"I know how that is! You have any idea how hard it is to find a joint that'll serve a guy in a mask and bandolier? They won't even let me into Taco Bell!"

"Huh...I never thought of it like that..."

"OOH! Now lets play that game that therapists play, where we tell each other emotional childhood stories!"

"Okay?"

ME FIRST! Okay, so my dad told me that when I was four I walked into a bar all by myself and ordered some water! Only I don't believe him 'cause if I had walked into a bar, I woulda ordered A LOT more than a water!"

"Um, sure. When I was little-"

"OH! And there was the time when I got my first pet! I really wanted something that could fly! Like a bird, or a killer hornet, or an exploding Pegasus! But then I got a friggin' hamster! A HAMSTER! So I decided to teach it how to fly! I taped some old Barbie-mariposa wings on to it that I had gotten from my-I mean...my sister's old Barbie. Then I went up to the roof and threw it into the air! It was beautiful! My hamster was flying like a hawk! For about two seconds before an actual hawk swooped down and ate it..."

"Oh. That's terrible."

"I know right! Will power is totally overrated. I mean, come on! Just because some dude named Will added power to his name doesn't mean it's a real thing!"

"Right..."

"HEY! What's going on in here!" A man in an official looking uniform barged in. He looked at Deadpool. "I don't think you're a real therapist!"

"This guy's a total genius. Right away he sees a guy with a mask and several guns and figures out he's probably not a real therapist," Deadpool deadpanned. The man came up and grabbed Deadpool.

"Hey if you don't let go, I'll lick your hand!"

"No way punk! I'm gonna put a stop to this shenanigans!"

"Shenanigans? did you just cuss me out in Irish?"

"What-NO!"

"Oh, okay! Just checking too see if you should be un-alived! Biiiiiiii-eeeeeeee!" Deadpool shouted as he easily freed himself and jumped out of a window.

So this chapter has a lot of direct quotes from the Deadpool comics! About four or five. But yeah, thanks for reviewing and I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter. Anyway...

Wolf out...