Hey guys, first off, thanks for the load of reviews! This is a little bit of a different chapter because it doesn't have a villain. Unless you count JJJ. This won't happen too often, so yeah.

Reviewers:

Nova'sGirl: I like your idea and I think you're right. But I don't want to do the same sort of chapter two times in a row. So you might have to wait a few chapters for that.

I'm a Jesus Freak: Glad you liked the chapter and I went back and fixed my mistake. Also, I'm sorry you didn't think it was as funny as the other ones. I was trying to experiment with cannon Deadpool quotes in comparison to making stuff up. But next time I'll definitely stick to my own style.

IronFistRocks: Haha! That's awesome! Gotta love Walmart! And I don't think the world is ready for Deadpool to be a pharmacist. XD

liv lokigirl: Glad you enjoyed. And yes, I saw the trailer! It was super epic! Especially the 'Trevor I'm pregnant' part!

Winter Lover: Cool idea. I'd forgotten about Loki being a frost giant until you brought that up! I'll try to put it in! Thanks for reviewing.

Kingdom Hearts: I like that. Especially since Loki has experience serving food! (Run Pig Run!)

MagicRocks: I might try to merge that with Winter Lover's idea. Thanks for reviewing!

Chapter 25: Unbelievable!

"Hey Sam?" Luke asked the shorter boy.

"Yeah?"

"What are you doing?" Luke was reclined on a couch while Sam was sprawled on the carpet. He was surrounded by papers and crayons. The team was still in Aunt May's house.

"I am going to be rich!" Sam exclaimed.

"Uh-huh. How you gonna do that?"

"Dude! We're superheroes! And what do all the best superheroes have in common?"

"Uh...costumes?"

"NOPE!"

"Powers?"

"Come on man! Batman?"

"Oh yeah. I dunno Bucket Head. What do they have in common?"

"COMIC BOOKS!" Sam yelled. There was a thump as Peter flew down the stairs. He landed at the bottom breathlessly.

"Did you guys say comic books? Did Bucket Head steal mine?" He puffed. Luke looked back and forth between the two teenagers.

"You guys are pathetic," He smirked.

"Don't get your webs in twist, Parker. I didn't steal anything. But your comics did give me an idea!" Sam smiled.

"Uh-oh," Peter groaned. Just then Danny walked in, unnoticed.

"Hello friends," He said calmly. Peter jumped to the ceiling and Sam found himself in Luke's arms.

"May I ask what you are doing?"

"Well I was about tell you guys! Until you crept in!" Sam fumed, hastily jumping out of Luke's embrace.

"What's to talk about? You were just fan-boying over comic books," Ava chuckled, sauntering in.

"Great, anyone else want to join us? Really, I'm just waiting for Fury to fly in. Or Hulk to smash his way inside!" Sam muttered sardonically.

"Alright Nova, go ahead," Luke said patronizingly.

"I am going to publish the first ever Nova comics! I'm calling them Nova, the Human Rocket! And they're gonna have the Guardians of the Galaxy and my family and a villain named Terrax the Tamer!"

Everyone looked at him. They grinned. Then started laughing.

"Hey!"

"Dude! That's hilarious!" Peter snorted.

"I'm serious!"

"Seriously out of your league!" Ava commented.

"What's wrong with it?"

"It's just not believable," Danny stated.

"Wha-What do you mean not believable! I've told you guys these stories a billion times! They're all true! And don't even get me started on believability 'Mr. I defeated a dragon by punching it in the face with my bare hands!" Sam exploded.

"I did," Danny said simply.

"And I fought Terrax!"

"Okay Sam. If you really think this'll work, why don't you ask the Daily Bugle to publish a sneak peak?" Peter challenged.

"I will!" Sam growled. He opened the door and stalked out. I'll show them believability.

"Sorry son, it's just not belivable," J. Jonah. Jameson said after reading through Sam's comic.

"Seriously!" Sam huffed.

"That Nova vigilante is no more than a flashy fire hazard! And what kind of a name is Terrax? He should be named John. Much more respectable," Jonah added.

"John! What kind of a super villain from space is named John!"

"A good one, that's what! Now get out of my office!" He yelled.

"Uh...wait! I can prove it's believable! I happen to have a friend who's cousin's sister knows Nova personally! I'll just go find him and he'll tell you its true!" Sam blurted. He ran out of the office and waited ten minutes. Then he flew in as Nova.

"What are you doing here!" Jonah fumed.

"I am Nova! And I'm here to tell you that Sam Alexander's comic is totally legit!"

"You're not the real Nova!"

"Oh yeah?" Sam flew around the office at sonic speed.

"I can see the strings!"

"What!? There's no strings!"

"Look kid, even if I didn't know there were strings there, your costume is terrible! Seriously, did you get it at a gas station?"

"This is the real thing! Watch this!" Sam blasted a hole through the wall.

"That's just a cheap hologram!" Jonah scoffed. He went to prove his theory by ramming into the hole.

"See, just a WAAAAALLLLLLLLL!" He fell. Nova sighed and flew down to catch the screaming man.

"This proves nothing!" JJJ yelled.

"I am this close to blasting off your mustache!" Sam threatened. He flew back into the office, set JJJ down, and left.

On his way home, something furry and large smashed into his face. Nova screamed. BUNNY! He flew into the ground and flung the thing off his face. It was a raccoon. With a track suit. And a rocket launcher.

"Kid! Were you about to sell off all the secrets of the Nova Corp!" The raccoon asked. Nova scoffed.

"I know you're not the real Rocket, little boy," Sam said. The raccoon stared.

"What other raccoon do you know that can TALK!"

"Look kid, I appreciate you dressing up, but I'm not giving out autographs right now. Cool Nerf gun though," Sam grumbled.

"Are you serious! Is your helmet on too tight!"

"It's just not a believable costume. Later," Sam said as he flew off. Rocket Raccoon face-palmed. He's not serious. Is he serious?

Sam zoomed above New York, and smirked.

I'll let you guys decide what Sam was thinking at this moment! Hope you all enjoyed! Anyway...

Wolf out...