This chapter is a mixup of ideas. Partially MagicRocks' idea, partially Winter Lover's idea, and partially that one episode of A.N.T Farm where Fletcher goes to the outback. Speaking of which, this is in no way meant to offend Australians!

Reviewers:

Nova'sGirl: Nice. I think he was thinking both.

I'm a Jesus Freak: Thanks! And I'm glad you liked the ending.

ArtemisBAAMF1218: In case you haven't seen, I did make your idea into a one shot called 'Who Knew Hard Work Was So Hard?' Thanks for both ideas and I loved them! Also, thanks for reading and reviewing! And no, you're not a bad reviewer! Also, I'm glad you liked Shut up Danny, and the newest Deadpool one! I love it when people tell me their favorite chapters!

IronFistRocks: Haha! Yeah, I hadn't noticed that until you brought it up, but I guess you're right! Good point.

Chapter 26: Is This Real Life?

"Remind me why we're here?" Mesmero fumed. He, Doctor Doom and Loki were in the middle of complete nowhere. All they could see was red sand dunes and dying shrubs.

"Fury sent us here as disciplinary training! Here of all places! Freaking Australia!" Doctor Doom growled.

"Yeah! Everything tries to kill you in Australia!" Loki muttered. Yup, they were in the outback. AKA, nowhere. Annoyed at the 100 degree heat, (Fahrenheit) the villains began walking. And walking. And walking.

"THIS IS RIDICULOUS!" Loki yelled. "Fury might have given me these gloves, but I can still do a few party tricks!" He gestured to the metal gloves he wore that kept him from using enough magic to escape. He concentrated and made three slushies appear out of thin air. Mesmero's eyes almost popped out of his head.

The villains rushed the sugary drinks and chugged. At once, Mesmero dropped to the ground and started writhing in pain. Doctor Doom yelped and tried to ram his head into the sand. Loki stared at them.

"What the blazes are you two imbeciles doing?" He asked haughtily.

"BRAIN FREEZE!" They yelled at the same time.

"What?"

"IT HURTS! SO BAD!" Doc Doom moaned in agony.

"Why don't you have one!" Mesmero scowled. Loki shrugged.

"I'm a frost giant. My brain's been frozen since I was born," Loki smirked. Doc Doom and Mesmero looked at each other, then they simultaneously threw their drinks into Loki's face.

Loki opened his mouth to retaliate but froze in place. Pun intended.

"Don't move," He mouthed. Doc Doom turned to look behind him and Mesmero, and his eyes widened in horror. A very large, very intense looking bird was staring at them. He subtly kicked Mesmero and the creepy villain tried to hypnotize the bird.

"SKRREEEEAAAWK!" The emu screeched.

"RUN!" Mesmero turned and sprinted away. The others followed.

They ran and eventually the emu lost interest. Now there was only one problem.

"Look! Those kangaroos are gathered around a water hole! WATER!" Doc Doom rejoiced. Loki examined them.

"Hmm...maybe if we lure them away somehow..."

"I know!" Doc Doom said. "Loki, make us a giant lady kangaroo puppet!"

"Are you serious?" Loki asked incredulously. Doc Doom nodded. Loki made the costume and he and Mesmero got inside of it.

"Good, now lure ladies, lure! Doc Doom encouraged.

"HELOOO! Um, hi big boys!" Loki crooned in a feminine tone. "Who wants to give me a big fat hug! ME! A very believable lady in need of a male!"

A few larger kangaroos came over and started licking the costume's face. One tried to lock tails with it and accidently ripped it off.

"Oh dear..." Loki muttered as the kangaroos realized they'd been tricked and started kicking and punching the costume. The villains found themselves running once again.

"I hate Australia! I hate it!" Doc Doom cried shrilly. He felt a tickle on his back and giggled.

"Guys stop it! Hehe! That tickles! Come on! Hehehe!" He chuckled. The other to stared at him like he had a second head.

"That's not us..."

"Then what is...AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" A very large, yellow spider was crawling across his chest. "GETITOFFGETITOFFGETIITOFF!" Doctor Doom jumped a few feet in the air and started scratching and panting. The others backed away.

"OW! It bit me! I'm dying! It bit me! GET IT OFF!" He shrieked. Finally he flung the arachnid off and recoiled at the sight of it scampering away. He looked at the place where his fellow convicts had been, and gaped. In the place of Loki and Mesmero, were a giant Mcnugget and a giant banana.

"What did you do with my friends?" He asked. Then a giant kaleidoscope colored Zebra skateboarded into the scene.

"Hey man. Make peace man. Not war. Love dude, is the key of harmony and stuff. You dig?" It said with a calm voice not unlike Iron Fist's.

"What!"

"Like, nothing man. Your just going crazy and stuff man. Like, totally psychedelic. Need some groovy water man. And a shower."

"Oh okay. That makes sense. What do you wanna do?"

"Let's frolic like ducks riding dolphins through a sunset, man."

"YAY!" Doc Doom cheered. "But first, I'm hungry."

Meanwhile, Loki and Mesmero watched as Doctor D started licking Loki's arm.

"Come here 'nana," He slurred.

"This is weird," Mesmero said.

"But still not the weirdest thing that's happened to me," Loki pulled his arm away.

"You know, have you ever felt like someone was controlling our lives, making stupid stuff happen to us?" Mesmero mused.

"That's stupid, it's not like our lives are a fanfic or anything," Loki laughed. "Speaking of which, have you read my fanfic?"

"No. When someone has fifteen chapters and zero reviews, that tells you something..."

"Hmm! Delicious," Doc Doom tried to stretch his mouth over Loki's head.

"Yes well, I'm a misunderstood artist." Loki huffed, moving out of the way of Doc D. "AND WILL YOU STOP TRYING TO EAT ME?!"

"I want my 'nana!"

"What you talking about?"

"G'day mate, wanna go grill some 'roos on the barbie?"

"What the-"

"Ausie, Ausie, Ausie! Oi, Oi, Oi!" DD laughed maniacally. Loki sighed.

"I literally can't even."

Okay, so I have a few announcements.

First off, to all my fans of the USM team having embarrassing moments, please go check out my One-Shot, curtesy of ArtemisBAAMF1218's awesome idea! It's called 'Who Knew Hard Work Was So Hard?'

It's about each team member getting a stupidly mundane job and lets just say it doesn't end well. Trust me, if you like this story, you'll most likely like that one too.Secondly, we're nearing 100 reviews! I was wondering if you guys wanted me to another Q&A or something else. I currently don't have anything in mind so PLEASE put some ideas in your reviews! It would help me massively! Anyway...

Wolf out...