Sorry this is short and also quite late. I was super busy today. In fact, I barely had time to edit this, so if you find a mistake, please tell me! This is Nova'sGirl Idea! Hope you guys enjoy!

Reviewers:

Nova'sGirl: That could be cool. I guess it'll be up to votes. Here is your chapter request! Hope you like it!

liv lokigirl: Thanks! Also, great idea! I'll use that for next, next chapter, since the next one will probably be my 100 review special!

ArtemisBAMF1218: I'm so glad you liked the story and the last chapter! I did see your review, so thanks for that! I like your idea but I'm not sure if I can do it, since I've done a lot of Deadpool chapters. Oh, and Traitor will be updated tomorrow! Thanks for reading!

IronFistRocks: Thanks! Cool ideas, I love breaking the fourth wall almost as much as Deadpool and Spidey.

AllieSnow: Thanks! I like your idea but I'm not sure when I can do it because Loki was in the last chapter.

girl05: I love your idea and I really want to use it as soon as possible. And I'm so glad you like this story!

emcee: I'm glad you like it! Also, sweet idea! I think I'll blend that with girl05's idea.

Cheshire Kitty 101: Hmm...Assassin's League? Well you know what they say, I see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil! And I do like waffles too. But only with whipped cream. And I'm happy you liked the Doom Vs Fury showdown!

Kingdom Hearts: Haha! Thanks! Glad you liked it! Cool idea, I might experiment with that!

Chapter 27: Why He Never Talks

About ten years ago, a ten year old kid named Abner Jenkins walked into a library. He would one day become the mysterious assassin known as The Beetle. But for now, he was just a regular, soft-spoken kid.

Anyway, the librarian in this library was rumored to be EXTREMELY mean. And if you made so much as one tiny little noise, she would eat you. Yeah. Seriously.

So here he was, tiptoeing through the shelves. He was looking for a book on beetles. Abner glanced at the librarians desk. Her head was tilted back, and she was snoring loudly. Abner sighed in relief, and continued padding through.

LA LA LA LA! LA LA LA LA! ELMO'S WORLD!

His phone started ringing. LOUDLY. He snatched it out of his pocket and answered it. The librarian snorted in her sleep, then settled back down.

"Hello?" He growled.

"Hi Abby!" His younger sister sang. He sighed mentally.

"I know you can say my name Julie!" He grunted.

"I don't know what you're talking about...Abby."

"What do you want?"

"I learned a new song at school! Want me to sing it?"

"No I'm at the libr-"

"Old McDonald had a farm! EE I EE I O! And on this farm there was a pig! EE I EE I O!" She started.

"JULIE SHUT UP!" Abner yelled. Then he froze. The librarian turned over in her desk chair and mumbled something.

"I'll call you back," Abner whispered to his sister, then he hung up. Abner ducked behind a bookcase labeled: insects. He started looking through the titles until he found the one called Beetles. There was only one problem. It was at the very top shelf.

Abner snuck a glance at the librarian before placing his weight on a low shelf. It held. He climbed a little bit higher. So far so good. Soon he was scrambling to the top. He grinned. His fingers pulled out the thin book. He hugged it to his chest in triumph.

Then he looked down.

"Whoa," He muttered. The ground was very far down. And if he fell, that carpet wasn't going to do much to help. Neither was that bench with very sharp-looking edges.

Abner clung to the bookcase for dear life. He leaned close to it. The bookcase wobbled. Then swayed.

"No NO!" He yelled as the whole thing toppled over. Books flew every which way. The massive piece of furniture collided with another case, which also fell. Abner watched, sprawled across a pile of books, as every shelf in the library succumbed to a domino effect.

CRASH!

BUMP!

BANG!

SCCCRRREEEECH!

It was an ocean of ripped pages and plywood. He moaned to himself, and waited to be eaten by a hungry librarian. Nothing. He dared to look up and...the librarian hadn't even stirred!

He rushed to his feet and did a double take. She was still sleeping! She really was! He pumped his fists into the air. Abner looked down and saw his book, still in perfect condition. He picked it up and flipped through the pages. It was perfect!

"Yes!" He whispered.

"NO NOISE IN THE LIBRARY!" An impossibly gruff voice resonated through the room. Abner face palmed.

By the way, apparently, Abner Jenkins is actually the Beetle's real name! Thanks for all the reviews! Seriously the reviewer section added another 200 words to this chapter, which is amazing! You guys rock! So next chapter will be my special chapter, and I'll leave it to a vote!

You can vote for another Q&A, and include your questions! I know some of you guys already did, so thanks for that!

You can vote for a readers meet characters thing.

Or you can vote other. Which means that I'll have to make something up on my own.

So please vote in your review! And anyway...

Wolf out...