Okay so all the rights to this idea go to the How It Should Have Ended people. If you don't watch it, go do that right now, and then come back to this chapter. This will still make sense if you don't watch it, but you should just because it's awesome. This chapter is mostly based on HISHE: Dark Knight Rises. Also, the teenager in the chapter may or may not have been Danny. And I'm going to offer no explanation for his actions whatsoever because I want to leave it up to your imaginations.
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Chapter 30: Super Hero Elevator
Superman and Batman are in an elevator. Chirpy music is playing in the background when the doors suddenly open.
Batroc the Leaper steps onto the elevator. Batman and Superman share a glance.
"Should we do something about him?" Superman asks.
"Nah, he's just an F-list villain. Probably off to kick a puppy or something," Batman says.
"Is F-list a thing?"
"I don't know man, but it should be."
"So...we could totally team up on this guy right now...he's just standing there," Superman says casually.
"But I won't."
"Why?"
"Because my moves are the punishment this guy deserves, but not the one he needs," Batman nods. "You know why?"
"Ugh...because you're-"
"BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!"
"I'm right here!" Batroc interrupts.
"Yeah he's right here! Let's take him to jail or something!" Superman pleads.
"You're goodness is taking over again. We're not doing anything until he commits a crime."
"Fine! But they could have made a movie about this!"
"Who's they?"
"The public!"
The elevator doors open and Batroc leaps out, shaking his head in resentment. Electro gets into the shaft.
"Hey," He says nervously.
"Hey man," Superman greets him.
"I'm Batman."
"Yeah...Spiderman knows my name!" Electro shouts gleefully.
"So? Isn't he like, your greatest enemy now?" Batman shatters his bubble.
"Um...well yes, but he still knew my name! That's huge! I bet he doesn't know any other villain's name!"
"You're probably right...except for Norman," Batman says.
"And Otto," Superman lists.
"And Dr. Connors."
"And Adrian."
"Other than those, you're right," Batman finishes. Electro crosses his arms.
"Oh yeah, well at least I have powers."
Superman starts cackling.
"OOOH! Electro burn!"
"Hey! My utility belt is better than all of you villains combined! And I'm rich. And also Batman."
"Is that all you say?"
"No...my vocabulary is awesome..." Batman states, "You know why...?"
"Because you're-"
"BECAUSE I'M SMARTER THAN YOU!" Batman yells. Electro blinks.
"Ok...ratman..."
"HEY!"
"AHAHAHAHA!" Superman laughs.
The elevator doors open and Electro skips out, allowing a teenager wearing blue tights, red legwarmers, dark blue bike shorts and a green t-shirt to board. He unrolls a yoga mat on the floor and starts stretching. He has long blonde hair and green eyes.
"Uh...what are you doing kid?" Superman asks him.
The kid doesn't answer and does the splits on the mat.
"Whoa, okay. That's super weird," Batman winces as the teen sits down and pulls his legs over his head. An audible cracking sound is heard. Batman and Superman step away from the teen, giving him room. The teen has a completely neutral expression.
He does some shadow boxing, then starts pumping his arms back and forwards while shaking his rear. Batman and Superman realize he is dancing.
"Um...should we call someone?" Superman whispers.
"Probably. Or we could do this," Batman pulls out his batphone and starts filming. Superman does the same with his IPhone. The teen's lips start to grimace, but he pulls himself together.
"Heh, heh heh heh," Batman laughs.
The teenager is now doing the 'worm' on the ground.
"Let's agree to never ride this elevator again," Superman chuckles nervously.
"Yeah."
ONE DAY LATER...
Batman is on the elevator with the same teenager and both of them are doing the 'Nae Nae' on yoga mats.
The doors open and Superman is standing there, coffee cup in hand.
"What are you doing?"
Batman turns around in panic, throws a baterang at the teen, knocking him unconscious, turns into his Dark Knight form and swooshes his cape.
"You'll never get me! ARGAH FARGLE GURGLE RARHRE!" He yells in his impossible to understand voice, and dramatically exits. Superman blinks, then slowly lowers the coffee mug.
Like I said above, I'll let you guys decide what was up with Danny. *Sadly shakes head* Oh, sorry for the break period, but I was busy and I honestly just didn't feel like writing this. Yeah I know, worst excuses. But it's here now and I hope you guys enjoyed! But anyway...
Wolf out...