So this is a blend of AllieSnow's idea, and BVB Fan's idea! I hope you guys enjoy! And please leave a review!
Reviewers:
Nova'sGirl: I'm super happy you liked it so much! I was only occasionally told bedtime stories, but unfortunately, they were never like that one. It was inspired by the Major Payne movie, in a scene where a war veteran is enlisted to tell a bedtime story and makes it into a graphic war story, to the horror of a little boy. If Norman ever becomes a writer, he should probably stick to YA fiction at least! And yes, I adore Danisnotonfire! He is so awesome! I like him even more though when he does videos with AmazingPhil.
IronFistRocks: Yup, totally! XD, Norman is the biggest fail, but I like him. And it's fine, I'm glad you were able to tell it was based on HISHE without reading the author's note. Thanks for reviewing!
liv lokigirl: Hmm...maybe, but I would first have to watch Jurassic World. I've been wanting to, but I just haven't been able to do so yet. And yeah, he definitely needs help! XD
Chapter 32: Rise of the Fangirls!
Thor was walking around Midguard, having just finished a meeting with the "Son of Coul". He was about to open a portal back to Asguard when a bright flash of light made him stumble back. When it cleared, he saw a large black cat with bright green eyes. Thor would have shooed the tiger-sized cat away, but it had a dark green cape and a golden horned helmet.
"Loki?" Thor asked cautiously. The cat made a face.
"Obviously," It said in a bored manner.
"Why are you a furry animal my brother?" Thor asked.
"Is that really important?"
"Um...yeah kinda," Thor said.
"Ugh! You and your details! I was in a casino with Rocket Raccoon, and-"
"WHY WERE YOU AND ROCKET IN A CASINO?!"
"Did you really just ask me that?"
"YES!"
"We were gambling. Duh."
"Yeah but why was Rocket there?"
"You know how he loves gambling. And I like going there to 'tip the odds.' There is no better joy than watching someone who was about to win, lose! But anyway we were both there, at the same time, and we started talking, and now I'm spending the day as a cat."
Thor stared at his brother.
"You speak nonsense."
"I lost a bet. But that's not why I'm here, I have a message," Loki said. Thor raised an eyebrow.
"What message?"
"An army has gathered to take us both down. But mostly me," Loki told him. Thor gasped.
"We must alert Asguard!"
"Too late," Loki shook his furry head, "They have taken over our home."
Thor widened his eyes in disbelief. He pulled out his hammer and let out a battle cry.
"No! We must not give up! Onward Lokitty! To Asguard!" Thor swung the hammer and scooped up Loki, who was looking at him with a murderous look. Basically a cat's normal face.
"You did not just call me Lokitty," He snarled as they flashed into Asguard. The brothers did not even have time to blink before they were knocked unconscious by gigantic metal clubs.
When they woke up a few hours later, they were in an iron cage. They seemed to be in a cave with pink rocks and a deep blue pool. All around them were human girls from ten to seventeen. Half of them wore armor that was strikingly similar to Thor's, and carried cardboard hammers.
The other half wore Loki themed armor, green capes, and horned helmets. They seemed to be chanting in a hushed whispers. Like a cult.
"What is this place? What are those girls doing?" Thor asked Loki. Loki looked at him with pity.
"They call themselves...fangirls...and we are in their lair," He stated. Thor sighed.
"What will they do to us?"
"Well...the books say that they will write stories about us. Usually with us heroically comforting the other when he is sick, or perhaps falling in a tragic love with one of their own characters, but we just don't realize it yet. Something like that," Loki said.
"That is foul!" Thor cried out.
"Marry us! Loki! We love you!" A few girls were yelling up to their cage.
"Thor! You rule! We adore you! FOR ASGUARD!" A couple other girls joined in on the screaming.
"FOR ASGUARD!" Thor shouted back. Loki just looked at him.
"What?"
"Really?" Loki scoffed. Meanwhile a few girls had fainted with joy. A tapping sound called the attention of the fangirls. Calling them to order. An older girl, maybe about 20, stood on an alter. Half her hair was slicked back, and dyed black. The other half was blond and unruly.
She held a staff in one hand, and a hammer in the other. Even her armor and cape was divided.
"Fellow fans of the Norse brothers. We have finally captured our prizes!" She said. The girls cheered. "Now, it is only natural that we ready the arena for them to fight to the death! Fans of Loki, to the left. Fans of Thor, to the right. Neutrals, in the center. Go! Go! GO!"
The girls quickly brought out a few coils of bungee rope and stakes, marking the perimeter of the 'arena'. Then they took their places. The cage was lowered and Loki and Thor looked at each other.
"Um..." Loki said.
"Brother, what are their weaknesses?" Thor asked. Loki thought for a moment. A smirk played on his kitty lips. He leaned over and whispered into Thor's ear. The blond prince smiled.
Finally the cage opened and Thor and Loki tumbled out.
"Get 'em Thor!"
"Rip him to pieces Loki!"
The girls yelled.
Loki purred.
"But I do not know how to fight him. He is so much stronger than me and I can't think of anything. I know! Maybe if I fight him physically! That'll work!" He announced. The girls on his side gasped.
"But Loki! You can't fight him physically! You need to use your brain and think of a way out!" They cried. Loki cocked his head.
"Hmm...But if I don't use fighting skills, my good father Odin will be terribly disappointed," He said dramatically. A few girls fainted. The rest of them stood frozen. One of them whispered.
"He's...out of character..."
Now it was Thor's turn. He thought for a minute.
"Oh! How will I ever defeat Loki! He's so superior! Nobody loves me! Everyone hates me so much! Even my own father! But does anyone care? No! All I have is my brain!" He sighed. Half of the Thor fans grinded their teeth.
"Stop it! Stop being so OOC!" They yelled. Thor frowned and sighed and slouched.
"I hate everyone because everyone hates me! I am the victim!" He told them in his best Loki impression.
"NO!" The girls on both sides of the room were muttering now, frozen.
"OOC! OOC! OOC!"
"Quickly brother! Your hammer!" Loki pounced on top of Thor and they teleported back to earth just in time. They stood on top of a building, panting.
"That was...I can't even describe it!" Thor said. Loki nodded.
"So, now what? We must stop them somehow," Thor mused. Loki grinned mischievously.
"Actually...I was thinking of heading over to the casino. Care to play me in a round of poker?" He asked. Thor scratched his chin, considering.
"Fine," He sighed good naturedly, "Why not?"
I would like to think that somewhere, there is some sort of fangirl cult. Not just for Loki and Thor, but for everything. Oh! And I've been running low on fresh villains to mess with, so if you guys know of some obscure villains that I haven't done yet, please tell me! Hope you guys enjoyed and anyway...
Wolf out...