Hi guys. I am incredibly sorry for taking a million years to update this! I was and am very busy so I just couldn't find the time. This is admittedly an old story I had written a while ago that I never posted. I dusted it off and here it is. It's based on the leaked Deadpool trailer.

IMPORTANT! READ! - Due to school and everything else, all of my stories are going on hold. This is the last original update for a while. I will try to still write your ideas though, but maybe not as much as I'd like to. Traitor will be updated one last time on Sunday. And As You Wish will be updated sometime tomorrow or Saturday. Thanks for being patient with me!

Reviewers:

Nova'sGirl: Very, very true. And thanks a million for the list, that definitely helped a lot!

liv lokigirl: Thanks! I'm super happy you liked it! The Thanos thing is very true and I like it. Whenever I update next, I think I'll do that. And yes, I have seen the trailer, very creepy. I love it! Oh and yeah, mischief all the way! XD

IronFistRocks: Haha! I would be on it either way, I think.

Guest: Oh wow, that is amazing! I love when things happen IRL that I've had dreams about!

shrekislife: Thanks! Cool idea, I may give it a try.

Superior Goblin: Yeah, only once, but I've done the Goblin a couple times. Some of those are with him being Goblin, and some are Norman. I have done Doc Ock a few times, he's one of my favorite villains after Loki. I have not done Mysterio, but I don't know how much I can get out of him since he's such an underdeveloped, small villain. I might do Doc Connors, maybe. Thanks for all the awesome feedback on my other chapters, and thanks for letting me know the spelling error. Writer's Block is when you just can't think of any ideas and everything you write just comes out terrible! I like Vulture, but I did do an entire fan fic about him a long time ago. It's called A Tale of Two Hunts. My guess on your story is that Spidey puts a load of webbing on Goblin's back and as he goes about his day, the webs pick up more and more random street trash. I would love to know what you wrote. Sorry, but is Ultimate Goblin you as well?

Chapter 33: Leaked!

Deadpool was sitting the roof of a building. He was singing along to a portable radio and coloring with a set of crayons.

"And I ate some bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!" He sang.

Oh! Hello there! I bet you're wondering why the red suit? That's so bad guys don't see me bleed. And so the producers of my movie could throw in a consecutive poop joke!

He saw a car driving below. And even though the car was some hundreds of feet below, and he had a topside view, he somehow knew that it was full of baddies. How? Because he's Deadpool. And you just don't ask questions about logic when he's around.

Ooh! Let's hope these guys are wearing their brown pants! See...what did I tell you!

Deadpool jumped off the building and pencil dived down into the top of the car. He landed in the middle of the car and casually spread himself out. He introduced himself in Spanish because maybe these bad guys didn't happen to speak any other language. In fact, that's probably why they were robbing people instead of just asking for stuff. Because no one else in New York spoke Spanish. Yeah. That was it.

Deadpool finished his well spoken phrase and widened his eyes.

"There's no easy way to say this...I'm pregnant Trevor!" He yelled before engaging in combat. He threw one of the guys out of the car. He and the driver fought for a while, mostly with the driver pounding Deadpool's head in with his elbow.

"Ow! OW! Ouch!" He yelped. Then he managed to flip over the entire truck by pushing the steering wheel a little bit. Like I said, Deadpool doesn't do logic. Then the truck flipped in slow motion because the universe felt the need to stop gravity in order to capture this moment. A guy on his motorcycle realized that the floating truck was unaffected by gravity, so he did the natural thing.

He took out a machine gun and started shooting it. The windows rolled down and he saw a teen with a red mask pointing at a picture of the teen decapitating him. Because Deadpool not only has super X-ray powers, he's also psychic.

The guy continued shooting because he figured that maybe he'll be able to shoot the truck into smithereens and be able to do a matrix move that he can post on YouTube. Deadpool drew his swords and un-alived the heck out of this guy.

The universe remembered to reactivate gravity and the truck fell to the ground. The window rolled down again! And motor-dude's helmet peeked out.

"Crime's the disease! Meet the cure!" Deadpool announced, holding the head. Deadpool is very obviously a medic, coming to a hospital near you.

Yeah, I totally am. I have lots of ideas about how to do medicine more efficiently. Like instead of amputating limbs, just wait 'till they regenerate. Oh wait. Only I'm that awesome!

So from this, we can conclude that Deadpool is secretly some omnipotent being that can bend the universe to his will, (Face it, Deadpool is the new Doctor) which means that the real backstory and identity of Deadpool is-

I interrupt this program to give you the following message. Anyone who ever tries to do a case study on me and reveal secrets again will be formally un-alived. Or maybe not formally. My tux is still at the cleaners. Thank you and have a nice day! HASTA LA VISTA SUCKAHS!

Hope you enjoyed!

Wolf out...