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"Whow, whow, whow, WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Spidey screamed, as he zoomed past a doorway on his web.
"EXTERMINATE!" could be heard, as an angry Dalek whizzed past shortly after him.
"Ah, could you guys hold on that request for a minute?" Spidey asked. "Yyaaa!" he then yelled urgently into his ear piece, as he almost had his foot fried, had he not quickly moved out of the way.
"The Spider's somehow managed to anger the Dalek," Amy's voice sounded through the comms.
"Of course he has," Rory murmured shortly after.
"Hey, it's not my fault it's a walking, talking, machine of death who possesses anger issues," Spidey said, swinging along. "And it just so happens to be attacking me with both a sink plunger, and part of a food blender that shoots lazers," he added, while shooting multiple webs across the hall to try and trip the Dalek up. "I mean, it was just asking to be mocked; who invents this stuff anyway?" he rambled, before his spider- sense went off again. "Spider-sen, Oof...!" he said, as he turned around too late, and slammed into a most conveniently placed, large brown cupboard, destroying it in the process.
"Oh, yeah, no, thanks spider-sense," he complained a second later, pushing himself up with his hands. Amy's obsessive giggling rang in his ear, followed by her clearing her throat to try and gain some composure. "Oh yeah, laugh at the poor li'l spider," he started, before looking up, "who's currently about to become FRIED SPIDER!" he yelled, as he spotted the Dalek emerging behind him, having gotten through his web traps.
He quickly scrambled to his feet and took off again.
"What's going on? Is everything alright?" the Doctor's worried voice asked franticly.
"Oh yeah, everything's fine, just running for my life from an insane robot, nothing new," Spidey joked, as he tore along at top speed.
"Genetic anomaly must be captured," the Dalek suddenly said, other than its consistent 'exterminate'.
Spidey momentarily landed on a wall in shock, before having to quickly move out of the way again as the Dalek continued to shoot at him.
"What, wha, did you guys just hear that?" Spidey asked in alarm.
"Must. Not. Escape!" the Dalek continued.
"Heard it, just, having trouble believing it," the Doctor replied, confused at this new development.
"Doctor! Now might be time for some help!" Spidey said, as he was starting to become puffed from all the continuous running.
"What would it want with him?" Amy asked in confusion, staring intently at the TARDIS screen, watching as the action unfolded.
"Not with him, from him," the Doctor said, in realisation. "Spider-Man, how far away are you?" he then asked.
"Ah, I can try and lead it up your way now, but it keeps running me all over the place," Spidey replied.
"Right, don't let it get to you. Rory, search the room for anything unusual, quickly!" the Doctor ordered, as they began to anxiously search the room for anything they might have missed.
"Hello? What does it want? What's going on?" Spidey asked, as the Dalek blew a hole in a wall behind him.
"Your DNA. I said before it was quite remarkable. You have power and that's what the Dalek wants. Daleks have always been ones to use genetic engineering, since they happen to be genetically engineered themselves," the Doctor explained.
"What!? Ok, the wanting to steal my DNA thing is nothing new, but the Daleks are genetically engineered?" Spidey asked, in shock.
"Afraid so," the Doctor replied.
"Brrrr," Spidey shivered, "it's nice to know we're somewhat related," he said sarcastically. "What should I call you? Cousin big-tempered pepper shaker?" he quipped, looking back at the Dalek.
"More like squishy octopus," the Doctor replied. "That's what it looks like, a squishy green octopus," he explained.
"Eeewwwww, now that's just gross," Spidey said, before exclaiming, "incoming!" as he burst into the room with the Doctor and Rory, and stood in a ready stance in front of the teleport. "So, what's the plan doc?" he asked.
"Wait, no, I'm not ready," the Doctor yelled in alarm, while Rory was caught standing in the back of the room in a corner, half bent down, searching through things.
"Oh," Spidey said, before the Dalek appeared in the doorway.
"Exterminate, exterminate!" it said psychotically, before firing into the room. Rory and the Doctor ducked for cover.
"Hey zappy, it's me you want, isn't it?" Spidey asked, after jumping to the ceiling to once again get its attention.
"Exterminate!" it simply said, and began firing at Spidey, who started quickly leaping and bounding towards the Dalek.
'Only one shot at this', he thought to himself, as he landed right on the front of the Dalek and grabbed the gun stalk as hard as he could, forcing it to stay in one spot, pointing towards an empty part of the room.
"Rhaaa," he yelled, as he strained to hold it in position.
The Doctor stood and stared at Spidey in shock. "What are you doing?" he asked in alarm.
"Rrr," Spidey said, his arms shaking slightly from strain as he looked back at the Doctor. "Just, do what you need to do ok?" Spidey told him, before the gun suddenly seemed to explode, and the Dalek lit up with bright blue light.
"Yaaaaaaaa!" Spidey screamed a heart wrenching shriek, before falling limply to the ground, unmoving.
Rory and the Doctor slowly rose up from their hiding places, staring in shock.
"No!" Rory yelled, before running to Spidey's aid, slipping a hand behind his limp head, and desperately searching for a pulse, (or any sign that he was still alive), with the other. "No," Rory said again, before slipping his fingers from his throat and resting them slackly over the front of Spidey's neck, as he began to cry.
Amy suddenly appeared in the doorway, having run up all those steps as fast as she could when things had started to go downhill, and stared silently at the scene in front of her. With a look of horror on her face, she took it all in, before slowly walking over to Rory (around the Dalek), and kneeling down beside him, where he cradled Spidey in his lap.
She rested a hand on Rory's arm. "I'm sorry," she whispered, while looking sadly at Spidey's prone form.
The Doctor was standing back glaring at the Dalek while all this was happening, as it stood in front of them, wiggling around its destroyed weapon in confusion, while looking as if it didn't know what to do without it.
"How dare you," the Doctor simply growled, in a low tone. "He was just a kid! He had a heart a thousand times better than any Dalek could ever have, and you just shot him, like you always do. Well, I guess that's what a Dalek is, isn't it? A mindless killing machine!" he seethed.
"Must," the Dalek started, as it began to extend its plunger towards Spidey.
"Oh, no you don't," the Doctor said, as he stormed forward and pushed the Dalek back with his foot. "Don't you dare lay a filthy hand on him!" he fumed.
The Doctor then pulled his sonic screwdriver out. "Now, I don't know what he did to destroy your gun like that, but he's damaged your shield, so let's see." he said, as he zapped the defenceless Dalek and ripped open a panel on its shell. "Oh yes, of course, you've been collecting nice little bits of DNA while you've been here haven't you?" he asked, as he pulled out a metal tray holding many different vials of blood.
The Dalek looked at him silently.
"Let me guess," he continued. "You crash here, (who knows how), and find yourself stuck. Can't get back so you decide to start going around stealing bits of technology (apparently mostly from this building) to start building a teleport to jump back to your own universe, am I right?" he asked, receiving silence as a reply. "But in the mean time, while you were here, you happened to notice something odd about some of the humans in this universe, and went to investigate. Only to find that here, they have discovered some incredibly powerful genetic possibilities that you thought you just couldn't miss, because you must have the power, right? Well, not anymore," he said, as he ripped out the vials and threw them over the other side of the room where they smashed on the floor.
"Farewell... and good riddance!" he shouted, before quickly pointing his sonic at the teleport and the Dalek disappeared in a sudden haze of blue light, shrinking until blinking out into nothingness, leaving the room in complete silence behind it. Gone... just like that.
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"Hides behind couch"
You'll find out what happens next week :) Cya :)