AN: I'm back with the painful next chapter. Thank you for the nice reviews by the way! I really appreciate them! Now here's the next chapter, and, as I said before, I am not responsible for any damages.

A/N: IM BAK W/ THE NEXT CHAPTER! (Oh, Merlin, save us all.) NO 1 RECIEWED (Hm, I wonder why.), BUT I THNK THT WOULD B UNFAIR FOR DA READERS! (People can read this?) I NO U WILLS LUV IT & R CURIUS WHAT UI GOING 2 HAPPENNNJN NXT (Someone save me…):

I was walking 2 detntion I herd voices cooming frok SNWPES CLASRUM! (Well, you are going to Snape's classroom, so what a surprise? Oh, and did anyone else get brain damage from the sentence? I sure did.)

"I no tht the lore WOULDNT BE VERY HAPPY!" wispered snapes to someone else in the classroom! (No, he's talking to himself! And was he whispering or shouting?)

"But snape u have to kill the gurl!" (Of course.) replied an anonomous voice.

I didnt wanna be late and I was curious so I opened the dorr (Wait, wait, you know Snape has to kill some girl and you WALK INTO THE CLASSROOM..Dumbass Sue.) to Snepe's clasroom and saw:

SNEPE TALKING TO RON! (RON!?)

I dont lke Rpn he is very EVIL AND ANOYING! (Woah, woah, Ron EVIL!?) HIM AND HIS BFF NEVULE! (Did this person even read the books?) I CANT STAND THE! RIN IS JUST A DRED (Oh, god not Fred too!) AND JORGE (George) WANNA BE (THEY'RE BROTHERS!) I HATE FOLOWERS AND COPYERS THEU ARE MINDLESWS FREAKS. (I can agree with that, but THEY ARE BROTHERS!) THE Y CANT CHIOOSE BWTN 1 OR 2! (You can count that high?) RON IS JUSTA COPYEER A MINDLES FOLOWERER! (…)

"Hello Professer!" I said cherfully. Knowing that Snaepe where is a ecil person wprking for the dark lord VOLODErmort! (So you said it cheerfully because he works for Voldemort? What the...) I passed ron and sat in a chair.

"Welsy (WEASLEY) U may leave now!" Snapes said glaring at me.

"Now today u will sit their untilk I say u can leave!" (OHHHH such a punishment!)

I sat their for two HOURS! That is 1 Hour longer than a usual dertention.(Yeah, this is so much worse than Umbitch's type of detentions! One hour so scary!) I wondered whi him and ron were after. (Of course we all know…) It was a girl and I knew it, I CANT tell ferd (Fred) and Jorge (George). They don't wanna get inn the middle of this fiesta. (Of course, they don't want to stop them from killing you! Nobody would help you if someone would try to kill you!) I wenrt to the 1 perwspn I know who I can trust(beside fRed and jirghE (Oh god, that is the WORST spelling of George…HOW IS THAT EVEN REMOTELY CLOSE!)):

I walks down to Hagrus hut. You know the small little house buy the pumkin patch. Yeah so I walks there (I find this line humorous as well as redundant. WE GET YOU WALKED THERE!). I knock and wait for him to anwer.

"Helo there Cara." Say haris (HARIS? His name is Hagrid, HAGRID!).

"Hay," I then respond. Her (HER? IS HAGRID A WOMAN NOW?!) opens the door so I can enter, I walks into his hut.

"Whats up" Hagrus saied. (I now can imagine this hug Hagrid with a ton of gold on and talking like a rapper.)

I explain waht I heard of roan and snaspe conversation.

"you sholud tell dumledore!" harud saay.

"BUT HE LUVES SHAPE!"(Officially scarred.) I protest.

"I know dumledore more then you he would fight against the veils (Sirius would too!)" hagrf say.

"Fibne" I give in (All Hagrid said is that Dumbles likes fighting against veils. How is that a bit persuasive that you randomly give in?) . I know I have to teklkt the headmaster. He might do something. (He'll fight the veils!)

I walk to the headmasters office. On my way their I collide witg no other rthen NEVULLE! (YES, IT'S NEVILLE!)

I hated nevuile since 1st year he waz so mean to me. (Neville…MEAN?) He makes fub of orphans. (He's practically an orphan himself!) I am very fond of orphans being 1. he then makesa fun of hoeless people. (Hoeless people?) I guice mony to the those unfortunate people! (Of course, you do.) HE bulies me all thoe time and insults me (I could never picture Neville bullying someone). Him and rob (Who's Rob? Does Cara or whatever mean Ron?) are the only 2 guys int the school that hate me. (Make that three) He makesa me sick. Also he is wopking four VOLDOMORT! (…)

"Hows lickingr your masters fe4tt.!" I insult nevule. (EW! Licking Voldy's feet? EW! Just, AH BAD IMAGE!)

"Hows being a low life parentless pour sluit!" (He's. Practically. An. Orphan!) He respond.

"HOWS being an idoet who cant pass his math exam?" (Math? AT HOGWARTS?) I ask. Nevule become agry and storms off. That suits him right. He deserves it. (Deserves not passing Math?) No one likes him anyway accept ron and that lona (Lona? Who?) chick.

"HAHAHAHAH!" I laugh sop hard with tears running. (You laugh that hard because Neville got mad because he can't pass Math? What?) I them walks to dumledors office and nock pn the door. He opens the door:

2 BE CONTINUES (OH! such a cliffhanger!)

I HOPE U ENGOYED (Nope.) IT PLZ REVEIWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW TELL ME IF IT IS IS AWSPME! (Definitely, this was way below awesome.)

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