A/N: I'm back with the next chapter of this horrific story. I must apologize to my reviewers who have lost some brain cells, as have I. Anyway, let's get this over with!
AN:I KNO HOW 2 SPELL! (Um, no.) I KNOW DAT JORGE (George) IS SPELLED RIGT! (NEVER, will GEORGE be spelled JORGE.) IM NOT A STUPET! (I would care to disagree.) ANYWAY ENHOY ThE CHAPTA! (I won't)
I walk into dumkedores (Dumkedore?) office.
"Hello!" he say excited too see me. (Why would he be excited? If I were Dumkedore I would be mortified.)
"Hi hadmaster" I say reaspectng him. (Yep, saying hi shows a ton of reaspect.)
"Y are you here" He say.
"Welllllllllll" I begin. (What a way to begin.)
"Wellllll wut" He ask. (What's with the long wells?) I then expkin what Sna[e and rom were talking about.
"I CANT JUST FIER SNAPE!" Dumpdore yelled. (SHE SPELLED SNAPE RIGHT!)
Crap I think. He didnt belive me! (Just because he didn't fire Snape doesn't mean that he did not believe you.) I guess I jave to prove it. (And jave it you will!)
Later that day I meet up with ferd (Fred) and Jorge (George).
"Sup" said JOr3ge.(I think I'm going to pass out with the horrific spelling of George. A three in George? SIRIUSLY!?)
"Nothin" I responded.
"Wanna cum up with a new prank to play on Snpe?" Fredc (Fredc?) asked.
"Sure" I hesitated. I new they wouid notice somethin was up of I decline.(You hesitated saying sure? I am very confused now. Well, this whole story's confusing but, you get the point.) Sp then we plotted an ew prank on sanpe even though we were crssing dangersou waters.(Oh, maybe you'll get THREE HOURS of detention!)
The new day Snase (I feel like that's a word you say while sneezing.) walked intoo the grate4 hall (Oh, I love the grate4 hall!). His skin had purp,ke pokadots all over it. And he was weering a babe pink dress. (Snape's eyes so go with that babe pink)
"AH!" snepa (Snape's a girl now?) let out a girlihs shriek. We laughted like there was no tommarow. (Hopefully, you won't wake up tomorrow, Cara.) Snape was fuming. (I would be too, especially when you woke up tomorrow.)
"You look sexiii Snapr" compliment dunlesoor.(I told you it matched his eyes!)
"MISS CARA DETENTION!" He blames me! What blasfmy.(How is that a disrespecting or a mocking of god? Well, this fanfiction definitely is a disrespect of Harry Potter.) He was up to something at least I can investigate in detention!
I then go to detenin. (Didn't you just get out of detention?) I put my ear againt the door.(Aren't you in detention?)
"my lord Im not worthy" I heart snape say.(I always heart people saying things.)
"sevrys (tha's snapes 1st name right? (Oh my wizard god…)) dont flattere me. You kno what u must do." Hissed a creppy voice. (Ohhh, I'm so frightened. )
"I will kil her my lorf" said snaps. (Of course, you will.)
"Good. You must habve her deed befour the year me her body when she is dead!" the cold voice laufged. (Woah, Woah, WHAT?! I am so confused 'You habve her deed befour the year me her body WHEN SHE'S DEAD!' So threatening!)
"I would be happty enough too kill her if snpa fails." Added a new voice iu coult recognize. The voice was very familiar. I kno he is a follower they all adre they cant lead worth carp.(I'm really confused…)
"I am glad that u bothe are very very loyal" (Yes, bothe of you!)
"who else 2 follow? Dumledore? Dont me laugh. He is sooo gay and old. He cant do anything" a new voice laygted. (Why is this underlined? And why are you insulting Dumbles? He's one of the most powerful wizards…and LAYGTED? What is LAYGTED?)
"No, need to show off my faithful sevrnt" (How us that showing off?)
"I dobt he is showing off" the sukc up looser said. (You don't even know who that is!)
"MY koed I sense some1 my lotd U must leave NOW!" snape warned.(It took me five times to read that to understand what the author meant..) I wish I had a tape recorder to show dunmledore! (Dunmledore!)
The door was opend and out walks. RON AND NEVULE! (WOAH, WOAH, RON AND NEVILLE?! THIS AUTHOR IS MAKING ME IN A RAGE, THE MADDEST I'VE EVER BEEN!)I walked into the clasroom to see snape talkie to luna. (AND LUNA?! WHY LUNA?!)
"Prdofessor?" I said.
"Oh! That is y lina thaT IS Y THAT INGREDIANT IS IMPROTANT!" sed snape. (Yes, this is really in character…)
"Thx, proddesser." Said lujn .(I almost thought that said Remus Lupin.)
Luna left the classroom. Leaving me and snape for detention. (SHE SPELLED EVERYTHING RIGHT! THIS IS A RECORD!)
"How much did u here brat?" He growled. (Aww, and it broke at you…)
"What exact;y" I decided to play dumb.
"Hmph." He then starting workin on a poition.(That sounds so wrong. I read: 'He then started working on a position. BAD THOUGHTS, BAD THOUGHTS!)
At dinner I started eating pizza and then I picked up my coke (Again, pizza and soda at Hogwarts?) t5 frink.(To with a five?) This taste funny I though as I drunk the sode.
Then I was engulped in darkness.
SNCE ITS SATERDAY I MADE IT LONGRRRR! ARENT U HAP\PY? (Definitely not happy.) I HPE U ENJOY & SEA U TOMARROW 4 DE NXT CHAPTA! (I hope my brain will be able to survive that long…)
Well, that hell of a chapter is over. Review and tell me what you thought!