A/N: Hello! Again, I would like to thank my reviews for this story. They really mean a lot to me and give me strength to keep reading this trash! So, onward we go to the next chapter! (Oh boy.)
A/N: WTF WITH MY STORY! (Exactly, what I'm thinking!) I REPOSTED DIS STORY! (Why? To rid humanity of brain cells?) I THINK IT WOOD B SMART 2 (Never) POST THE NEXT CHAPTER EARLY! READ & REVEW!
I woke up the next day in the hosbital wing (Why does she have to keep waking up!). I saw Miss Pomphrey handlin w/ a bunch a diff. types of potons.
"ur awake?" she asked.
"obviusly" I responded. (Man, what a bitch.) Then fr4d (Fred) and jrorge (George) walked in.
"your ok" they saed at the same time and they hugged me. (That must be very awkward hug…)
"what what happed" I said.
"You were posined." (Whoever poisoned this thing, THANK YOU!) Said Jorge (George) answering my questin. (No, he was answering the pope's question!)
"WHO WOULD POISEN U MY SWEET CARA!" (Well, I don't know maybe about three-fourths of the whole planet.) Frwd (Fred) sobbed (Aw, don't cry, Fred! There's always a chance she won't wake up tomorrow!) and hugged me. I pated him on the bak and told him im ok. (We wish you weren't)
Then dumledor walks into the room.
"im wondering the same tjhing." He said.(What? Was Dumbles spying on them or something?)
"I think it was Snape" (You're now sounding like Harry.) said fered (Fred). I gasped how did fredc (Fred) know? (He's an all knowing being, duh!) He must of herd from his evil brother RON! (RON IS NOT EVIL! Geez!)
"we cant jump to conclusins" said dunbledore.
"But I know it was hhim" I said.
"U cant blame sevurs for everything" Dubmledore (Dubstep Dumbledore!) said.
"But" I began
"THAT'S ENOUGH!" Dumbledore screeched. He must of loved Snape very very muych. (I. Will. Never. Sleep. Again. Bad. Image.) He then stormed of. (Man, that's one bi-polar Dumbledore!)
"How did u no about snepp?" (My eye is now twitching from the spelling of Snape.) I ask.
"WE;l i overheard u talkin to hagrus." (Man, what's with all the stalkers!) Freed (Fred) answered.
That evening I got out of the hospital wing. (I heal quickly) (You better hope you die quickly too.). I then was walking on the school ground. I runb into no other then: HARRY POTTER. (GASP!)
"Hello" I said two him.
"Hello, cara, I have to ask u somthing" Harry then blushed. (Please, not Harry! Not Harry!)
"Wut, is it?" I said.
"Well I have seen u around school and =ll but I never get the chance to.."
"Cahce to what?" I asked ver curious.
"Would u want to be my Gf?" he said smiling. (NO. NO. NO. NO. NO! HARRY WHY?!)
I though about it for a mintute. (You can think?) I didnt wanna say no that would be very mean and I am a very nice person. (I think you're horrible!) He was good lookin, that was for sure. (Finally, the author gets one thing right.) But I loved frred (Fred) and Jorge (George). What uf I went out with him to make them jealous? That wasnt mean. (Um, yeah that is; you're using Harry as a pawn.) I give him a chance and see what fred and Jorge (George) do. (Hypocritical Sue?) I smiled.
"Yes." I reponedd. He lept in joy. (Maybe, there will be a plot twist when Harry instead of dating 'Cara', he'll rid the world of her!) We linked hands and walked to the griffindor (Gryffindor) common room. I had one thing on my mind:
What was I going to tell fred and Jorge (George)? (Oh, I don't know, maybe that you're a dumbass sue and that you should NEVER EVER TALK TO THEM AGAIN! That'd be a happy ending. But, my dreams go too far…)
SOORRY BUIT U HAVE 2 WAIT UNTIL NXT TIME! (Thank Merlin the almighty.) WHAT WIL CARA TELL DEM? (See above) REVWIE & TELL ME HOW GOOD I DID! (Terrible, this makes Stephanie Meyer look like a goddess.)
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