A/N: Again, thank you all for the good reviews! Madison (DecemberSayer; it says her name is Madison on her Fanfiction account) managed to put back up her trash! I don't know if I should be happy, or terrified that she managed to do that. You don't have to fear now; I copied and pasted all of her trash that she calls chapters to my computer. So, even if Fanfiction deletes them again, I still have them. Oh, and thank you for reviewing my last chapter DecemberSayer! Thank you for your love! Enjoy the next chapter!

AN: Y DO U ALL KEEP CALLIN CARA MARY SUE! (Maybe, because SHE IS!) HER NME IZ CAR QUEEN NOTT MERU SUE! (I'm betting you have no idea what a Mary Sue is.) SUEWS R M,EAN! (That's why we call Cara one.) CARA IS VERYVERY NICE! (Again, on what planet?)

I happyily got up the next morning. (Why. Do. You. Have. To. Keep. Waking. Up.) I was sooo excited and ettastic (I'm surprised you know that word. Well, attempting to know that word.) about the picnic today! I promise myseld that i WILL NOT think of frees of Jorge (George)! Hary I would only think og harry. (Og? Who's og? Oh! Are you talking about the old gamekeeper, Ogg?) Him and his gorgous hair and his beutifull blue eyes! (HE HAS GREEN EYES! GREEN!) I smiled todayh was going too be THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!

I was walking down rto the lake (I thought you were going to a non-existent pond?) and I pased snapes classroom (Wait, you walked from the Gryffindor tower to the dungeons to go to the lake? Dumbass Sue.) and I heard him tlaking to someone.

"Seeeevvvrrrssssssssssssssss" (Dude, you know he can't understand Parsletounge.)a voice hissed.

"Yes my lord" snape said. (So, Snape is now another heir of Slytherin along with Cara. Oh joy…)

"U know what I asssssssssssk of u" (Whaaaaaaaattttttt do you wannnnnntttt? Geez, you don't have too keep holding letters.) the voice said.

"yes my lord my next attempt will b tonight!" sndnpe (Snape… SNAPE!) cheered.

"Yes ssssshe must be dead by your deadline u remember it right?" (Voldemort is officially a snake. He must be Nagini in disguise. I KNEW IT!) the voice spat. I assume (When you assume something it makes an ass of 'u'. Therefore, you are an ass.) snape nodded or justured yes of some sort. As the door creaked open I ran outsuide to the pond. (You're in the dungeons BELOW ground. What did you fly up the flights of stairs?)

"hello harry" I said and sat next to him. (YOU SPELLED EVERYTHING RIGHT!)

"hi" he said and took out thepicnic basket.

he ate pb and j and I ate ham and cheese sandwitch.

"Mmmmm," I said "thx"

"No prob" he replied. "Hey cara!" (Didn't you already say hello?)

"Yes" I said andsering him. (That's right, andser that hey!)

"I have simthing for you." (GASP!) He said "close ur eyes" (Now, he's going to take out his wand and AVADA YOU ON THE SPOT!) I obeyed and closed my eyes. (HERE IT COMES!) I could fell sometjhing around my neck. (I guess he wanted to choke her instead. It's still affective so, I have no problem with this.)

"Open" he said as I opened my eyes. I saw him (with his hands around my neck…) smiling and I looked at my neck. (And I realized that I was being choked to death!)

There was a neckless that said GF on it. (NO, HARRY! LISTEN TO WHAT I'M SAYING! CHOKING IS MORE AFFECTIVE THAN A NECKLACE!) I looked at him abnd he was wearing one that said BF. (Harry…Wearing a necklace…. No, just no.) They were to parts of a heaty! (Heat Miser?)

I leeped into his arms (And he threw you in the lake/pond.) and heared from behind me.

"EWWWW! Necklesses is for gay ppl like dumledore!" (Not necessarily…) out of surpize harry almost dropped me. (Yes! Drop her!) he put me on the ground (and he pointed his wand at me. "Avada Kedavra!" he shouted. Then I realized that I was dead! The crowd cheered around me.) and we turned around to see shnape! (Shapes? Like a big circle, or a square. Man, that's threatening.)

Suddenly I felt a force hit me and i fell into the pond! (And I was never to be seen again.)

a/n I NO THIS IS SHRT BUT I WILL UPDATE 2MARRO! WIL CARA SURVIE (NO!) REVEIWIWWWIWWW AND TWELL ME WAT U THINK. (It's terrible.) WHEN I SAY REVEIW I MEAN THOSE NICE PPL WHO READ MY STORY (I definitely then will review because, I am nice.). U EVUL PPL WITH BAD REVEIWSS R ALIED W/SNAPE AND VOLDOMORT! (Um, okay?)

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