AN: SRRY I COULDNT UPDATE! BTW HER IZ THE NXT CHAPTA! & FF WONT LET ME UPDAT TIL: 06-08-12 07:14am (Okay?) PST IRDK Y BUT THEY WER MEEN YESTERDAY THEM STUPET BASTARRDZ! (Are you sure you aren't the stupid Bastard here?) Y DO THEY HATE ME SO MUCH!? (Maybe, it's because you can't write…) I WILL TAKE DIS AS A CHANCE 2 WORK ON CHAPTAS! (You don't have to. Really, you really don't have to.)

RENUS LUPPIN! (I am going to kill you for this…)

"Hello prefessor" I said happy.

"Helo cara" he said and ruffled me hair. "wuts wrong?"

"Well snaape and voldomort-" I then explain whts going on. (Yippy…) He nooded his head a few times intensly listening. (Nah, he's doing a head bobbing dance.) I also explain the thing w/ fumledore. He agred not to tell him. Rebbus didnt like dumlefore much anyway. (Woah, Woah, WHAT!? Remus adores Dumbledore for the fact he allowed him to go to Hogwarts!)

"I think tht we should confrpnt then together!" We stormed to snapes room. (Can anyone else picture Remus and Cara doing this stomping, dance down the hall?) He was talking to RON NEVULLE AND LOONA! (GASP!) I gasped.

"U BETRAYED US FRO HIM!" I screemed. (I thought they were already evil?) How could they be in leagues with snaped.

"HAHAHAH B******" Ron said. (A/N: I starred it out cuz itz rated K) (You didn't bother censoring the authors note…) Nevulle and Lina laufghed.

"WE WOOD NEVER TEAM UP WITH U" Nevulle insulted. (GO NEVILLE!)

"Wuts ur plan?" Rennus said wand shaking in his hand. (Why is he shaking? He's a PROFESSOR and Neville is just a STUDENT, less experienced than Remus is.) He first pointed hus wand at snape then nevulle then ron then luna. He pointed his wand bak at snape then at nevulle then ron then luuna again. (Is he having a spaz attack? And how redundant is this?) He must have been sooo confused because this went on foir a while. (I can picture him doing a dance and singing while he does this.)

"DOING SOMETHING SUPER STUPET AND MEAN LIKE THAT LUPPIN ISNT GOING TO ACOMPLISH ANYTHING!" (I can agree that it's stupid but mean? I don't really think so. Dancing is not mean!) Snape let out and evil laghh.

"THAT RETARDED A**** HOE CANT DO ANYTHIN ETHER!" Snapee then pointedf his wand at me. "LETS GET RID OF THE MEEN AND USLESS 1st! (PLEASE DO, SNAPE, PLEASE DO!) MASTER WILLL B SOOOOOOOOO HAPPY! (He's not the only one who will be happy.)" Snappe chucked (his shoe).

Snepe was so mean he always insulted me (Who wouldn't?) Ik somethinwas up (No, shit!). Then I close my watery cbloo eyes ready to dye then!

"Sverss let me handel thissssssssss" hissed lana (What?! Now LUNA is a parslemouth?!). Rion next to luna laughed.

"Master 1 (Place goes to…MICHEL PHELPS!)-"

"yesssss (What's up with all the Parsletounge?)" Ronn and lubas faces started to pell and ship shape into…

BEKKATRICKS who use to b ron AND VOLODOMORT who use to b luuna. (So, Bellatrix was actually dressed up as Ron, and Voldemort was dressed up as Luna? That's not creepy at all…)

"HAHA IK THOSE DISGUISED WOULD WORK!" sxreaned bekkaticks. (You certainly are a genius, Bellatrix.)

Rennuz and me gapped. This is badd! Sooo sosooo sooo bad. (They're only bad for existing?) Tjhey betrayed us (How? They weren't on your side in the first place!) and they r volodmort and bekatricks. (No shit.)

"Letssssssssssssssssssssssss kill then!" hissed volodomore. (YAY! But, don't kill Remus, or I'll kill you)

A/N ANOTHER CLIFFY IK I MUST B VRY GOOF THEM! (The suspense is killing me…) WLL REVEIWWW AND TELL ME WUT U THINK!

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