A/N: I apologize with the tardiness of this chapter. I've been incredibly stressed out lately, and boatload of things are occurring. Also, anytime I've had the opportunity to write, I've been working on the story Expect the Unexpected. You can check that out if you wish. I'm certainly not forcing you.

Madison is back up yet again. Thank you to the review who told me that. Her name is MadisonSayer. I'm still collecting every update she does so, I can comment on it!

Anyway, back to the garbage!

AN: HO(E) MANY TIMES DO I HAV 2 TEL U IM A GR8 RITER (As many times as you tell youself that, it still doesn't make it true.) U JUS STUP TELLIN ME THT I NEED A BETTA REDER (You need a Beta Reader.) I GOT 1 SARAH MEMBER? (Who is a worse beta reader then my imaginary dog.) PLOT IZ FINE! (There's a plot?) SO STFU! (No thanks.) DUMASS FLAMMMERZ! (You're a Dumbass, Dumbass.)

"We are going to giv you are powers!" Tana said cheerfully. I was shooked (Who's shaking you. Elmo?) and really really reallyyyy happy! OMG (LIKE OMG DO YOU LIKE VAMPIRE?) they really are I thaght excitedly. (I thaght all the time!) Waot if I got there powers what would become of them!? (DON'T GIVE THIS DEMON YOUR POWERS!)

"OHHH don't worry we wont lose are powers!" said Denali. (Denali reads minds. GASP!)

"goog I said. (Goog is a fun word to say. Goog this. Goog that. Hit Cara in the head with a Muggle baseball bat.) They then gave me theree powers. (You can turn into a tree?) I felt a shockwave. I felt like 1000000 voltz were hitting on me. (That must be Thor destroying you.) I then saw black. (YAY, YOU MUST BE DEAD!)

"Ur awake!" (Ruined my dreams again! Ultimate sad face.) I knew that voice it was dumlesoes voice! (GASP!) I then opened my eyes and saw him. Next to him were Haryr fred and Jorge (George).

"HELLO!" I said. (Man, way to scare a person.)

"Hi they" said back. (Who said back? And who's they?)

"Wut happened?" asked Harry. I told them what happened.

"Did you see any of the coll new powers you got?" (Probably not) asked Jorge (George). I knew he cared! (He doesn't care. It's just an act of force!) I smiled. I then shook my head. (Rude)

"Oh okay." Said fred.

"I think we should go in the forest top check it out" (For what?) said dumvledore.

WE went into the forest. I stook by a tree. Same with the others. Horge (George! I think.) gasped.

"What" I said. "Your hare it's a different color!" (You turned a rabbit a different colour? Well, that's quite rude, now isn't it?) he shreiked.

"AND uour eyes!" said fted. Hary tossed me a mirror. (What's Harry doing with a mirror?) I caght it. Me reflexes must have immporrrreved. (Yippy doodle day.) I looked into the mirror. I had bright pink eyes (Pink eye is a disease) and purple hair. I gasped. Wut if I cound get my hair and eyes back? (That's your problem.) I thought of my hair and eyes. I looked into the mirror again. I signed in reflief. MY HAIR AND EYES WERE BACK. (GASP. YOU HAVE HAIR AND EYES!)

"that must be 1 of your many powers cara" said duflebopre. "same with the reflexes." (Typical Sue.)

I then kicked the trree in joy. BUT IT FELL OVER! (GASP)

"OMG!" hary said.

"don't wory" said fred just another power!" (They couldn't figure that on their own?)

"OH!" They all said. And me.

I then try out all my other powers. The powers I got were supper strenghth, fast relaxes, hair and eyes can shift, I can change into a unicorn and a fairy with all there powers, I also have this suoper power that is soo dangerouis it could cost my my life. (Go and try the last power, please!) I named my unicorn forn Elita and my fairy forn Amelinda.

"wut about here magic?" asled (Asled?) fred.

"OH I think I should teach her some of that" (YOU GO TO A MAGIC SCHOOL!) said Dumbledore. "After that she can defeat volomart. Anyway I just got my frend grindellwala (Grindlewald?) out of alanaban (Got to love alanaban. It's filled with billions of Alan Rickman copies.). He wants 2 meet u cara and he can help u learn magic too!" (Boo!)

We then went 2 dumbnlredores office ti meet his frend I opened the door-!

AN: HAHAHAHA GOT U AGAN! (As always, I'm in so much suspense.) SRRY I COUNT UPDATE YESDAY (Don't worry, we aren't rushing you.) I HAD 2 MET A OLD FREND FROM WEN I WAZ LIT;E!

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