DecemberSayer is back on Fanfiction, making more chapters. So, why the hell not finish this commentary, ay?
AN: IM BAK W/ DA NXT CHAPTA! (Why?) SRRY I CANT DO MY DAYLY UPDATES CUZ IM ON VACATION! (Stay as far away from a computer as possible) RNT U EXCITED? IK IM! (Definitely crying of excitement) PLZ READ DIS CHAPTA & DEN REVEIW!
I waljked into dumlfires office and saw: GRWIDLOWA! (What the hell is a grwidlowa? Is it from that song how low can you go?) It was a guy? No it mustve been I girl. (wat.) I then sighed. A cross? Well I guess. He was calloud.(A calloud? Jesus Christ is probably crying up there based on your stupidity) Gir for shout. Gir was wearing a pink dress w/ red sleeves.(INVADER ZIM) It sparkled and It was beautiful! I wish I had a dress that looked like girrA. (Same here, dude) So yea, I decieded I wanted to spaaerk up a conversation.
"Hello! You must be dumledore's friend from jail!" I said. (Why's Grindlewald out of jail?)
"Oh yeah, I was accused fasely!" (Yup, cause totally wanting to take over the wizarding world wasn't a thing.) Gir saud angrily. "I mean I did nothing rong! The took me too jail cuz the president didnt like me." (Yes, because England and the rest of the world are falling apart from dictator Obama from the United States) I felt sooryy for the poor man. (Probably not as much as I feel sorry for your parents) I mean what if some1 didnt like me would I go to prison? (Burn her) Well Deanali told me not o focus on bad rhings. I glanced at Harry fred and Jorge(George) they all shruged.
"How sad" said Harry finally talking.
"Will U help with the war?" asked fred. (Please, you could shoot Cara)
"About that" Gir said. "Weellllllll I promised dumbly (Is Cara dumbly?) my friend I would halp him and help him get over Snaneps (SNAP SNAP SNAP CLAP CLAP CLAP) betrayal. He was pretty sad out doncha no?"
"Porr duledore!" we all gave him hugs. I feel king of bad for him if harry or fred or Jorge (George) betrayed me I would be very very sad. (I would be sad just knowing you) In fact I would be upset. (Upset as sad doncha know?)
"Oh! Do u have a plan?" asked Jorge.
"well my plan was.."
AM HAHAH CLIFFY… I HAVENT UPDATED IN A WHILE SO I GESS ILL CONTIUE! (please, no, and how the hell is that leaving me in suspense.)
"Well my plane was to use this" he took out a map. (I'm the map; I'm the map) We all gaped.
"What does it do" (Your mother) asked dumlredore.
"You click a person's name and then it will show u where they are at" (Kind of like google maps)
"AMAZINGGGGGG!" (INGGGGGGGG) we all said.
"Yup thx to a frend I have we got this!" he saed happily. We tuped (Tuping is my favorite winter hobby) in voldomort and we found where he was. A secrtet hideout in ItalY! (What. the. hell. is. he. doing. in. Italy.) THAT WOULD TAKE A WHILE 2 GET THERWE! (No, really?)
"Isnt that like an hour away said hayry. (An hour, oh the terrible waiting time. I've been in traffic more than that and IT DIDN'T TAKE ME TO ANOTHER DAMN COUNTRY.)
"No wait" I cut hary up. (That's psychopathic tendencies. Get help.) He opened his mouth then closed it. I then remembered what Tana said. (Who's Tana does anyone know?) I hadthe power to teleport. (Like ever other damn wizard.) "Ik just what to doQ!" We all were engulped by a raingbow!
AN DA ACUAL END OF CHAPTA! WELL I HAV A PLOOT TWISR (Love that game) COMIN UP WELL U WILL HAVE 2 WAIT TIL NXT TIME
DECEMBER OUT! (Hopefully, she doesn't wake up)
And Expect the Unexpected next chapter will be up tonight or tomorrow, I promise guys.