Okay, so I've been bombarded with reviews and messages lately about DecemberSayer being now on AO3? Well, I looked it up and she accused someone and being me, and I am absolutely flattered. So flattered, I had to update. Wow, I hope this makes Madison's day. Love you xoxoxoxoxo

AN: WB 4 DA NXT CHAPTA!(why) WITCH (HAHA WITCH!)(Sorry to burst your bubble sweetums, but your humor is as good as a M Night S movie.) IS CHAPTA 13(THE EXCIMENT BEGANS!) (More like the dread) SO I HOP U LUV IT! (can you feel the hate tonight) UNLIKE U EVIL BNASTERDS DAT GAVE FLANMEMMMES! (I pride myself on being a BNASTERD really makes the job more fulfilling) DIS IS NUT A FILLEr BTW! (I thought this whole story was) EXTA LONG 4 PRESENT 4 GOOD PMS! (A gift wow the excitement I feel...) REVEIW SO PPL CAN BELIEVE ME!1!

We (me, hary, ferd, Jorge,(George) Gir, and dulebore) (I can imagine Dulbore being this kickass clubber, where like people yell his name to get a party started)were about 2 leave then-

"WAIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT" screemed a voice.(WHAT A PLOT TWIST) The door opened to unveil Heramoine. (*Hermiowon) "we wanna come!" We I thought?

"We?" harry voiced my ?ion. (Isn't that an element?) Harmione opened the door to show Olive wood, (Is olive like an olive nailed to a piece of wood?) Doby, Suan Bones (da Ravencalw thaz was sorted 1st) (Isn't she in Hufflepuff? Correct me if I'm wrong. I'm probably right because this is an idiot at the keyboard), and haGED. (GEDIT?)

"Ok!" said dumldoor. Us and the new ppl were about to disappear again then…

"WAIITI!" said someone. (Wow, just when you were about to disappear to non-existence some douche had to come and make sure you remained)

"WUT IS IT THIS TIM!" I screeched. (TELL US TIM! WE NEED YOUR WISDOM)

"We need a name for the orgasnstion" (Or Gas Station. Literally, that what it can be said as.)

"U STOP ME 4 T-"(LET TIM SPEAK)

"its k" said dumlefoer.

"Oh k" I said. (As long as dumleforer says I guess) "How bout voldoshunters" fred suggested. Jorge (George) laughted and declearned it was a funny name. (Like your spelling of George)

"The amazing evil killers" (I guess I know what I am now) suggested dulndore. "doesnty fit" said hermonie. (*shakes head*)

"How about the antivolodoclan" said harry.(Is that a volcano or something)

"Nah" I said. Hermanion (I feel like Hermione has become like a transformer?) looked at me then…

"How about Cara and the Order of Rainbows like a 2nde version of the olndays ancient order of finex when dumledore was young." (Next time me and my squad go to pride, I'm going to call ourselves the Order of the Rainbows)

"PERFECT!" WE shouted with glee. (1nce agen nut the shiow and their singing D:) (Glee may be a shitty show, but it's an addicting shitty show. Any of you see the finale of that show? It was terrible. But, it felt like a duty to watch it. At least the fist three seasons are decent)

"Ready now" I asked. They all noodeded. Wee all disagpeerd in a rainbow. (Sounds like the thing I need the most. For you to disappear.) In Italy we appeared, Gir had out his/her googlemap tat told us were to go. (Hopefully, like the good google map always does, it will get you lost forever)

So we arrived in Italy. (Why Italy? It's like you looked on a map while you were blindfolded and was like "Oh, good place to go in my story!" Harry Potter has nothing to do near Italy. If it does, somebody correct me.) I looked around the placed looks dark blakck and gloomy and drpresiing Then ew walked into a froom with a black floor blaqck walls and a black sealing. (Wonder if any of these seals can do any card tricks.)

"Its soooooo dark in here" said fedx. (No shit, if everything's fucking black then it's gonna be dark.)

"IK" said doby talking for the 1st time. (Thank you, Dobby the house elf, for voicing your wisdom)

"Im scard" said hargjid . (I would be too stuck in this story)

"dont b a scary chicken afraid cat." Insulted suan.(Damn Susan, you're one sahdy mofo)

"be nice warned" warned dumledore. (Nice nice warned warned; I found the new moon moon.)

"But nut to the evil ppl" asked Olive.

"No never to them" I said.

"Enough talk lets fight" said Gir. (SHAKABUHE! Kung fu Panda anyone. Fun Fact of the day, I can quote the entirety of the Kung Fu Panda movie. My brother use to watch it every day for two years, so I literally can quote it word for word.)

"SHALABOOY" we all shouted.(Oh my god, she quoted Kung Fu Panda like I just did. Holy shit, I'm thinking like Madison. Excuse me while I bleach my brain.) We walkd into the next room to see: JAMS RENNUS LIY AND SIRI (SIRI play the Rennus Jams.)(not the IPHONE! Ppl use ur brANSSSSSSSSSSS!) (Use your own advice.)

"OMG MY LOVES 1s" shpoted harry.

"WE MUST SAVE THEM!" said Olive.

"BWHAHAHAHAHLALALGAGAGAG!" (The gag ending part seems about right) we herd from the corner. It was Luci Maloy in dressd as VOLODMOERT! (Wow, I love Lucy became Voldodmoert)

"Ik this would trick the tracker. Ik of your group." Said Luci. We all gasp. (He hacked into google maps o:)

"WUT R U TALKIN ABOUT!" yelled doby.

"Must I get into details." He began his rant. " SO I WAS FALOWING CARA SINCE DAY 1! VEN B4 SHE CCAM 2 HOHGRATS KNOWING SHE MIGHT KILL THE LROD! SO I DECIDD TO FIGUIRE OUT ALL UR PLANS! IK OF YOUR GROPE (Ew) CATOOR AFK CARA AND THE ORDER OF RAINBORS! SO I LURRED U HERE SO I COULD KIL U B4 U KILL THE LORD! IK OF UR PARENTAGE AND ALLEVERYTING ABOUT U!"

"R U a stalker!" I declareeed. (He wanted to kill you like I do)

"Yes" he said. "I meen nooooooooO!" he realized hos mistake. (NO TAKESY-S BACK-SEYS!)

"HAH U ADMITTEDE IT!" said Harry.

"NO IM NOT TELL BHAGReD!" Luci said as he said. "CONRTOLYPEDIMENTA!" (I just read this as Control Chlamydia). he said.

Hafrgids eyes turned read must kill cara. He waves his wand and a bat flies by and strickes me in the chesst. (Let her bleed out) Coloors started to fase as I felt something be sucked out of me. Life I thought. (FINALLY THE MOMENT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR) I staretd to see red then Black. All I can see. Black. (Ain't no lie baby bye bye bye)

AN I WILL put up da nxt rlly shout chapta 2day. (How about no) Im rlly treeten u rite. (More like killing us all) Cuz idk when I can gets in til somday. Wel flip da chapta and review red the nxt chapta is advised cuz reviews can giv spoiledrs. (...)

Just an FYI, doesn't let you copy and paste anymore, but luckily I still have a few files on my PC. I believe I have five or six more chapters, then I'll have to wait until Madison puts them on AO3. Or, I'll literally type out attempted word by word.

Thank you for all of your support thus far!