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Pairing: Minato/Kagome

Rated: T


"I'm home," Kagome called out, just getting home from her new job and quickly lowering her tone when she heard two distinct female voices gossiping in the next room, 'Kaa-san and Kushina-san,' She noted, knowing they got together every few weeks to catch up with their social lives.

She quietly took off her boots and leaned against the wall, knowing she shouldn't be listening in, but unable to help herself because she wanted to hear if Kushina mentioned anything about Minato...

"And Minato has been extra kinky in bed lately," Kushina sighed, tucking a red strand of hair behind her ear, "He's always been... out there, but now he's insisting I call him Minato-sama for some reason."

Kagome shuddered at the topic, not wanting to hear anything about her parents' sex lives, 'Can Tou-san even get it up anymore?' She almost wanted to gag at the thought, but pushed down her nausea to listen to more.

"And he even had me transform into my teenage form and wear my Genin clothes," Kushina frowned, propping her head on her hands, "It's like he wants me... younger again," Mikoto looked a bit surprised at the information, but sympathetic, "Next, I'm going to be calling him 'Sensei' and learning all about the Kunoichi Seduction Arts again."

Kagome stiffened at Kushina's next words.

"And he's constantly humming that Kagome, Kagome song, too, especially during sex."

What the hell did that mean?