Enoby Darkness Dementia Raven Way was cutting her wrists sexily to the sweet sounds of MCR, when suddenly, a groinsaw poked through her door.
"What da fuk was dat?" asked Enoby sexily, "I'm going to kill u." "No you are not," mocked Ron. Ron relished the roar of his groinsaw as Enoby tried to run away. Just then, Ron grabbed Enoby and sent her hurtling towards his moonbase that's not on a moon. Enoby crash-landed on the moonbase, and looked up to see Dumbledore.
"Ahh, the famous motherfucker who supposedly is immune to Fuckslayer's effects. When I get Harry over here, he's gonna test it." "Help me Draco!," prayed Enoby. "Draco's not here," said Dumbledore, "He's with the Rape Ape and 5.8. multinational kids." "NOOOOOO," screamed Enoby.
Meanwhile, Ron was in the Naruto universe, looking for Naruto. "Where the fuck is that Naruto?" asked Ron rhethorically. Just then, Naruto appeared stealthily, promptly kicking Ron in the butt. "HAHA Got U!" mocked Naruto. "Oh Yeah?," went Ron, As he revved up his groinsaw. Naruto gulped.