Cartman's POV:

"I think Stan is super cute." I heard the thoughts of Bebe Stevens say, as if she were talking to me as plain as day.

"Kick ass." I muttered to myself, with this power, I could have dirt on everyone in the school, including Kyle.

However, as fun as my power was, it wasnt always like that, when I first developed it, I had started hearing everyone's voices at once, and I couldn't turn it off. For the first few days, my mind was constantly buzzing with thoughts that I couldn't even decipher, it nearly drove me mad.

I learned that if I just focused on a certain person, then I'd be able to hear their thoughts, and everyone else's thoughts around me disappeared.

After I figured that out, I tried it out on Kyle, only to find he didn't have very many interesting thoughts besides his erotic thoughts about Scott Tenorman, it started out with those ginger buttholes vowing to get revenge on me, and then it ended very sexually.

I didn't care much that Kyle had it out for me, it's not like he could actually hurt me. Due to genetics and being sick A LOT as a child, Kyle didn't get very big unlike me, I guess it helped to have a Denver Bronco as a father.

Out of the four of us, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and I, I was the tallest, followed by Stan, and then Kenny, and then Kyle.

Seeing that Kenny's dad is one of the tallest men in South Park, he probably would have grown up to be the tallest of us, if it had not been for malnourishment, and living in a stressful environment most of his life.

Other kids who had their heights stunted by outside factors are Butters, stressful environment, and Tweek, coffee and stress. However, those things don't ALWAYS affect someone's height, but in these cases, they seemed to.

"I think Kyle is extremely cute." My head snapped up and I peered around the hall, until I found my eyes resting on the only person left there besides me; Jimmy.

Butter's POV:

I hadn't been at school the past few days, despite my parents threats to ground me until I was fifty, the truth was, I was a bit afraid to go to school, there was no telling what Cartman could do with his new found power.

When I first learned that they had powers, I realised that I had to take them down before they, especially Cartman, hurt anyone with their powers.

My mind then flashed back to something that happened a few days ago.

I knew it would be hard, poor pathetic little Butters probably couldn't do it, but I knew someone who could...

I jumped off of my bed, and headed towards my closest as I started to laugh manically, I threw the closet doors open in a flourish and reached in and grabbed my Professor Chaos uniform, that I had altered each time I grew a bit.

"No, I may not be able to stop Cartman, but I know that Professor Chaos can." I muttered darkly, rubbing my hands together. I supposed stopping Cartman wouldn't be an evil deed, in fact, it would be kind of heroic, but I would be taking down Stan and Kyle as well. Even though they were pretty mean to me, they could still have their nice moments.

Oh well, Professor Chaos doesn't care about nice.