Dez P.O.V
"Ok. This is Plan A. Remade. You go out with Dez, making Austin jealous. He'll break up with Kira, and you got your man!" Trish exclaimed.
"Whoa!" I cried,"No, Trish. What the fuck is wrong with you?" I did not like Ally.
"Your her fake boyfriend, oaf." She then kicked me in the shin.
"Ow!" I pulled her hair and popped her in the nose.
"That's not going to work. Dez can't keep secrets!" Ally seconded me. I smiled. She was a nice kid. May- NO, DEZ! I mentally hit myself on the head.
"You're right. How about we kidnap Kira and we tell Austin she's dead." I then stepped in.
"Jimmy's gonna notice something when he doesn't see his daughter."
"Hey, what's going on?" A girl asked.
"Cassidy?" We all asked in unison.
"Ya. Got back from L.A and found blondie making out with some skank. He was supposed to wait!"
"Don't remind me." Ally hissed.
"Whoa! I was just making a point! Don't get all evil here, Ally. Anyway, I want to plant mites on him. I know a good place to get some!"
"You know a good place for termites?" I asked, unconvinced.
"No, I know a place for DUST MITES! Yes its termites, you idiot!"
"Oh, but they only work on wood."
"I can't believe I'm saying this, but Dez, you're right." Ally was seconding my protest surprisingly. I then felt a light bulb go off in her head. Probably because the light bulb above her went off. Her face lit up. "I got an idea. We ambush the two 'lovebirds' and boom! I got revenge! See, its a win-win situation. Well, except for the slut, Kira."
"That is a nice plan, Ally! I second it."
"Okay," Trish groaned. "All in favor of doing this plan, say 'I'"
"I"
"All not in favor, say, 'Nay'"
Silence.
"Well, then, its unanimous. Ally's plan wins! I think its a master plan!"