Stan's POV:
Wendy's coming, I thought happily to myself, recognising her scent. Due to my unexplained powers, I could now smell people coming from over a mile away, and everyone had their own unique scent; surprisingly, Cartman's wasn't Cheesy Poof scented.
"Guess who?" Wendy cooed, covering my eyes with her hands, even though I easily smelled and heard her coming, I pretended to act surprised.
"Hmm, I don't know, Kyle?" I guessed.
"Nope, guess again." She said with a small laugh.
"Uh, Cartman?"
This earned me a slap upside the head.
"Oww." I groaned, holding where she hit, Wendy can pack a pretty mean punch, hell, I'm sure she hits harder than me even.
"You deserved it." She said, crossing her arms over her chest.
"Probably." I admit, there are few things worse than being compared to Eric Cartman.
"So, how's the whole power thing working out?" She asked. Wendy is one of the only people besides Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, and Butters who knows we have powers. When my powers went haywire in gym last week, I had told everyone that the fangs, claws, and golden eyes were part of a tactic to scare the other team to give us an advantage. Not surprsingly, they all bought it, except Wendy. After a few days of badgering, I finally gave in and told her what happened to us, I'm glad I did though, I couldn't imagine keeping this is a secret long from her.
"It's good, I learned that I can also communicate with animals, I talked to Sparky Jr today, but he's not very interesting, all he does is bitch about how we don't feed him enough table scraps." I replied, sitting down on one of the lawn chairs, Wendy takes a seat in the other one.
"Hey hippy, hey bitch." Cartman greeted us.
"Don't call my girlfriend a bitch." I groaned, wondering what he's doing here.
"You're probably wondering why I'm here." He said as if he just read my mind, wait, he probably DID read my mind. Out of all the people who could have gotten telepathy, it HAD to be Cartman. I was surprised he hadn't started using it to make Kyle's life miserable, however, there was little he could do that I knew of for that to be possible.
"Stop thinking of Jewfag and listen, I think that we should kill Kenny." He said.
"What why?" I asked, whenever Cartman doesn't want to deal with a problem, he usually suggests killing someone, usually it's Kyle or Butters.
"Because I think he might have been taken over by an alien or something, I can't read his mind." He replied.
"Oh really?" I said, wondering what Kenny's secret was, and if he would be willing to help me.
Tweek's POV:
"Tweek, remember you have to put the tin foil on UNDER your hat." Kenny said sternly.
"Gah! That is way too much pressure!" I exclaimed, having to remember to put tin foil on under my hat, having to remember to wear my hat, I usually don't wear a hat, hats suffocate my head, but Kenny said we have to wear hats if we don't want Cartman to read our minds. Cartman reading our minds, that's terrifying man, I couldn't imagine what Cartman would do if he read my mind, he'd probably post all my most private thoughts on an online diary or something!
"So fellas, what's the first order of business?" Butters asked. A few days ago, Butters, Kenny, and I banded together to form a team to take down Cartman, Stan, and Kyle. Butters came up with the idea because he knew that it would only be a matter of time before someone ended up being hurt with their powers, plus he was sick of how they always bullied him. Next Kenny joined the group, he joined because he was sick and tired of always being pushed back into the background.
Then I joined, I joined because I was sick of how they thought they were better than everyone else, and also I needed some people on my side in case Cartman decided to record my most private thoughts online.
"I think first we should learn how and when they got their powers." Kenny said.
"How are we gonna do that? Kyle and Wendy are the smartest kids in school and they haven't even figured it out." Butters said.
"They're thinking too logically, they're not thinking outside the box." Kenny explained.
"That makes sense." Butters said. I nodded and took a sip of my coffee, it was hazelnut.
"Okay, so that's that, just remember to wear your tin foil, we can't have Cartman figuring out our plans." Kenny said before leaving the room, leaving me with a lot of thoughts weighing on my mind.