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Chapter 8:

Crowley's P.O.V.

I was sitting on my thrown when one of my minions came in.

"What do you want?" I asked. "I didn't summon you." I said.

My minion spoke.

"Sam Winchester is looking for you." He said. I sighed and jumped to where Sam was.

He was standing in the park where I picked up Maria.

"What do you want, I have things to do, people to ruin." I said in an annoyed tone.

Sam turned to me.

"I want to see Maria. Dean doesn't know but we have had a thing going on for quite some time now, for all I know that baby could be mine." He said.

I stopped.

I had not thought about the baby not even being mine, it could be Dean's or Sam's.

I didn't show my surprise, but just looked at Sam.

"Why should I believe you?" I asked.

"You go and ask Maria, she will tell you the truth, but bring me to Hell to see her, because the answer will be what I've said." Sam replied.

I put an arm on Sam and popped back to Hell. "Wait here!" I said.

I looked at my minions. "Watch him, and if he tries anything, kill him." I Said. They nodded and I walked out to Maria's room.

Maria's P.O.V.

I heard my door open and I looked to see Crowley. "What do you want?" I asked. "Well, I have your lover here, he said that Dean has no clue about the two of you and that baby might actually be his. Tell me he is lying." He said.

I didn't answer. I thought about this. Was Crowley lying for his own gain, or was this a plan by Sam to save me since Dean was being a rear end? I decided to go with it.

"It's true." I said. Crowley roared.

"This puts a damper in my plan, because if your belly doesn't pop out, then that means its Sam's or Dean's baby and I won't have that. I will put a baby in there myself." He yelled.

My eyes went wide, and I heard screams and bangs. I quirked an eyebrow.

"I thought you said I couldn't hear the screams?" I asked. Crowley growled.

"You can't that's Sam taking out my idiot Minions.

The door bust open and Sam rushed in. His eyes met mine, silently sending me a message to play along.

I did.

"Maria!" he said rushing to me.

I rushed into Sam's arms and hugged him.

"I was so worried! Why didn't you tell me that you were pregnant? I had to hear it from Dean, and I was not so thrilled." He said.

I nodded. "I know, I just didn't want Dean to find out about us." I said.

Sam nodded and put his hands though his hair. "Well, we have to wait and see." He said.

I turned to see a very red faced Crowley. "BLAST!" he yelled and disappeared. The door closed and locked.

Sam smiled. He put a finger up to lips to motion for me to be quiet.

I nodded.

Sam pulled a hex bag out of his pocket and whispered something in Latin and then placed the bag by the door. He turned to me. "I hexed the room, He can't hear or see us." He said.

I smiled. "So is this your idea of rescuing me? How are we going to get out?" I asked.

Sam smiled. "Dean's working on it." He said. I stopped. "Dean? But Crowley showed me him in the bar with the women and you fighting for my reputation?" I said.

Sam sighed. "I think Crowley showed you what he wanted you to see. I stopped.

I had made a deal.

"Sam." I said. Sam turned to me and saw my pale face.

He rushed to me and helped me sit on the bed.

"What's wrong, is something wrong?" he asked. I gasped.

"I made a deal to protect myself and the baby." I Said.

Sam gasped. "There has to be a loophole, did you seal the deal with a kiss?" he asked.

I stopped.

"Wait, no!" I said.

Sam stopped and smiled.

"Then the deal is void! Crowley never sealed it." He said.

I smiled. "Good, now get me out of here." I Said.

Sam smiled. "On it." He said.

He pulled another Hex bag out of his pocket and recited something and then threw the bag in the air.

It disappeared. I smiled. "What are you carrying in there, a Wicca shop?" I asked.

Sam chuckled and spoke. "Now, we just wait." He said.

That hex bag is a tracker so Dean can get into one of the doors of Hell and get us out." He said.

"Until then, we play the whole lover bit till Dean finds us, and figure out if you are having a Dean baby or a Crowley baby." He said.

I smiled.

"Let's hope it's a Dean baby, I do not want to have to explain that to my child." I said.

Sam laughed and laid down on the bed.

I was getting tied.

Sam sat next to me, in case Crowley came in, and I soon drifted off to sleep.

Dean's P.O.V.

Cas and I waited at the playground and suddenly heard a pop. I looked and saw the hex bag. "Well, at least we know that Sam is with her." Said Cas. I nodded.

"Yeah, it's better than nothing, so you ready?" I asked Cas. Cas nodded.

"Let's do this." He said. I looked at Cas. "What was that?" I asked.

Cas shrugged. "I tried to sound human." He said. I quirked an eyebrow.

"Well, that does not do that." I said.

Cas nodded and placed a hand on my shoulder and suddenly, we were in a dark lit room.

I waited for my eyes to adjust and saw a bed with Maria sleeping on it.

Sam was sitting next to her with his knife in hand. He turned and saw me and stood up.

"Thank God, let's go." He said. I nodded and rushed over to Maria.

I slowly woke her. "Maria." I said. She opened her eyes to see me and smiled. She jumped into my arms.

"I'm so sorry." She said. I hugged her back and spoke. "No, I'm sorry, I'm the idiot, I wasn't thinking about your feelings in all this." I said.

Maria smiled. "I love you Dean." She said.

"I love you too, now let's get out of this joint and figure this baby thing out." I said.

Maria stopped. "What if the baby isn't yours?" she asked. I sighed.

"It's going to be mine no matter what." I Said.

Maria smiled and hugged me.

Just then, there was loud clapping and we turned to see Crowley clapping with an evil smirk on his face.

Maria's P.O.V.

Crowley was there, and he didn't look happy. "Bravo boys, and wrench." He said. I gasped. "I almost believe that drama." He said.

"I must say I was actually impressed that Sammy boy here would sleep with his brother's wife. I guess I was right about that one." He said.

He turned to Dean and spoke. "Let's see who's baby this is once and for all." He said. Dean pulled me to him. I gasped as Crowley created a ball of light with his hand.

Cas stepped in between us and Crowley shoved him aside without even touching him. Cas was pinned to the wall.

Sam tried and was soon next to Cas.

Dean stayed between me and Crowley. "Just move, it's not going to hurt her." Said Crowley.

I snorted. "Remind me never to believe you." I Said.

Dean smirked and looked at me. "Nice one." He said. I smiled. "Thanks." I replied.

Dean looked back and Crowley. "You are not going to touch my wife." He said. Crowley smirked.

"But I already have." He said. I gasped and Dean growled.

"Stay away, or you will be sorry." He said. Crowley laughed and pushed Dean to join Cas and Sam.

I stood my ground and watched as Crowley swung the ball of light at my stomach. It didn't hurt, but it tingled.

I looked down to see that my stomach was glowing through my shirt. I lifted my shirt so I could see my belly and saw that my stomach was glowing green.

I looked up. "What does that mean?" I asked. Crowley roared. "I told you I would put an end to you if it wasn't mine." He said. "That's what I'm going to do." He finished.

I gasped and looked to Dean. It was Dean's baby.

Dean had a look of pure astonishment on his face, as did Cas and Sam.

I looked at Crowley.

"What do you plan to do? You can't kill me, because you need me, and if you kill my baby you kill me, so what are you going to do?" I asked.

Crowley stopped to think and I took this moment to act.

I picked up the hex bag that Sam had sent to Dean and through it at Crowley.

He disappeared and Sam, Cas, and Dean all fell off the wall with a loud thud.

Dean rushed over to me and scooped me up in his arms. "Let's not make a habit of this." He said. I smiled.

"Of course not Dear." I said.

Sam smirked. "Nice job on hexing him out of Hell." He said. I smiled.

"Thanks, now can we get out of here, I'm tired of being in hell, and pregnant, so I'm cranky and hungry. Haven't you learned never to piss off a pregnant woman?" I asked.

Everyone laughed and Cas popped us out of Hell and back to our hotel room, which we quickly left and headed on the road again.

Dean decided that we were going to go to Bobby's house.

We drove for hours till we finally got there. I was woken up by Dean picking me up and carrying me to our bed.

I heard Bobby saying something about us being a bunch of Idgits, and Sam telling him I was pregnant.

Dean carried me to our room and placed me on the bed. I felt him take my shoes off and snuggle up to me under the covers.

I opened my eyes and looked at my husband. "Don't scare me like that again." He said. I smiled.

"I promise I won't." I Said. Dean smiled and placed his hand on my stomach.

"So, a baby?" I guess we are going to have to figure out how to have that white picket fence life." He said.

I stopped and turned to him. "Don't you dare! This is our life, and we are living it." I said. Dean smiled. "Sorry, didn't mean to piss you off." He said. "I learned that lesson already." He finished. I smiled and snuggled back into Dean's arms.

"So, if it's a boy, let's not name it Crowley." He said and I smacked his arm.