So I was sitting there, typing this out for you guys and then I was struck with a thought. Is it weird that I'm a fan of the RowdyRuff Boys? Cause you can call me weird, I'm never giving up on those three -Blows Raspberry-
(StarAF938) Aww, thank you so much. That's sweet! :)
(Charisma) :D I'm really glad you liked it! Thanks for reviewing.
(Michelle Rita) Oh, wow! You're making me blush. I wasn't actually going to do this episode next, but after reading your review I just had to! Please enjoy.
(Night) Both actually. This is all really for you guys.
Disclaimer: I don't own the RowdyRuff Boys, please it's already hard as it is. Please R&R and enjoy.
Spot Evil
"The city of Townsville...". A large three headed snake rears up, and destroys several buildings. "Is under attack!". The individual heads then begin smashing and chewing up bits of the buildings. The boys fly in and the snake stops short at their arrival. "The RowdyRuff Boys!".
Brick and Butch each pounds on one of the heads, and Boomer knocks the wind out of the third. Additional blows from the boys sends the heads spinning, causing the necks to tangle up into a knot. Brick then grabs the tail, Butch the head, and they fly in opposite directions to stretch the snake.
Flying into view, Boomer begins to jump rope in midair with happy cries of 'Whee!' Brick and Butch both swing the ends of the snake for him.
"It seems once again the day is saved!". He pauses. "... But what's this?". He asks, and a room with a single decorating theme - pink, pink, pink, and more pink. A silhouette figure lays on the couch watching videos of the boys in action, he has a long, curled beard and a hooked nose. "It appears our boys are secretly being monitored!". He announces. "But by who?". His voice then takes a panicky, terror stricken octave. "Oh, no! Not... I-I-I can't say it!".
A red figure with a devil's face fixed in a wide, toothy grin, sits on a pink sofa. It's wearing makeup, a woman's red jacket and skirt with a pink tulle at the collar and hemlime, and black, thigh high spike heeled boots (a/n. What the hell is Him?) In place of hands, it has lobster pincers.
"This is a villain so evil, so sinister, so horribly vile that even the utterance of his name strikes fear into the hearts of men!" His voice drops low. "The only safe way to refer to this king of darkness is simply... 'Him'!".
"Ohhh, you snake beast". He reclines on his sofa. "You didn't destroy them at all, did you? How could you let the RowdyRuff Boys-". His calm tone takes a sharp turn and his voice becomes very sinister and growling. "HUMILIATE YOU-" His voice becomes normal again. "- so completely, hmm?".
Butch comes into view, and he's holding the snake over his head. The whole thing is now knotted up. "Yo, Brick! Catch!". He then throws the creature towards his red hair brother.
"Butch! Not so hard-". His words trail off into a shout as the snake slams into him and carries him along. He then crashes through several buildings before finally coming to a stop. "Sorry about that, Mayor". He apologizes.
"Oh, that's okay". He brushes it off.
Brick then whirls on Butch, his eyes shooting daggers. "It wouldn't have happened if Butch wouldn't throw so hard!".
"Well, if you could only catch-".
"You threw it too hard!".
"Did not!".
"Did too!".
"Did not!".
"Did too!".
"Stop it!". Him springs forward on his couch, surprise written all over his face. A single tear escapes Boomer's eye. "I hate it when you guys fight".
Him rewinds the scene as if it were a VCR tape and watches it over and again. "Yes! Yes!". His voice goes cold again. "Well, I love it when you boys fight!". Effeminate voice. "I think you should fight more often!". He giggles. "Oh, Boomer don't cry, little one. I'm here for you". He giggles again.
The Utonium's House
"So, after saving the day, the boys return home for some peace and quiet".
"SHUT UP, BUTCH!".
"Well - maybe not".
Inside Butch and Brick are arguing again, at the top of their lungs. The Professor stands between, unsuccessfully trying to calm them down. In their room, Boomer sits on the end of the bed, sobbing in the dark - his toy puppy opposite him. "I don't like arguing... Why can't we all just get along 'stead of fighting and arguing?".
He begins to cry, but a voice startles him out of his tears. It's low and soft, and has an almost hypnotic quality to it as it echoes through the room. "Boomer.. Boomer...".
He looks around. "Huh? Who said that?".
"Boomer". Freakishly large brown eyes of his stuffed puppy stared at him.
Gasping softly, he wipes his eyes. "Spot?".
"Yes, Boomer, I can talk". Boomer just stared back, bewildered. "And I heard what you were saying about your brothers. You're right, Boomer. It's wrong for them to fight".
He quickly crawls toward his toy. "You are talking!".
"Yes, Boomer. Come closer so I can tell you more". He beckons, and the argument from before can be heard outside.
"Don't tell me what to do!". Butch shouts
"Just listen to me next time!". Brick argues, closing the door.
"Let's not listen to that anymore". Said Spot. "Listen. In my opinion, Brick is being far too bossy for his own good". As it says this, Him paces back and forth, speaking into a microphone. "In fact, I think that Butch should be in charge". He says. "Yeah, that's it. Boomer, you should talk to Butch and tell him that he should be running the show".
The Narrator shudders. "What did I tell you about 'Him'? Evil! Evil, pure and simple".
Pokey Oaks Kindergarten
Inside, the hotline goes off and Brick answers it. "Yes, Mayor... What?... We'll be right there!". They quickly take off
A large foot smashes several cars, and it's revealed to belong to some sort of huge reptilian creature with a single horn. The boys fly in, Boomer carrying Spot and sucking his thumb.
"Boomer. Put down that toy! You know better!". He reprimands, and him and Butch fly off towards the monster, as Boomer lands instead.
"Spot, I have to put you down".
"Why? Just because Brick told you to?". Spot questions.
"But-".
"Brick's not always right, you know".
"Oh?".
Butch and Brick charge in to attack the creature. "Go for the head!". Brick instructs. Turning around, the gigantic turtle monster fires a laser blast, hitting the two dead on and they crash into the ground not far from Boomer.
"Brick! Butch!".
"You see?". Spot points out, and the two crawl out their craters.
"Hey! Let's try my-".
"Go for the arms!". Brick interrupts, and takes off.
"Your plans aren't working!" Butch shouts after him.
"Uh.. Butch?".
"What, Boomer?".
"Um, well, uh...". He shuffles his feet. "Spot says you should do what you want to do. Don't follow Brick".
He smirks at this. "Spot, you're speaking my language!". He then takes off.
Having already engaged the turtle, Brick looks around nervously for backup. "Butch! Where are you?". He dodges a swipe of the beast's arm. Butch, meanwhile, flies across the city to a water tank.
Tearing it loose -and spilling all the water over severed blocks- he hauls it along as Brick watches with anxiety written across his face. "Butch! Don't!". Ignoring him, Butch hurls the tank and it connects, sending the turtle sailing over Brick's head. "Oh, no!".
Making her way along the sidewalk on a motor scooter, an old woman looks up as she finds herself in a growing shadow.
"It's headed right for that senior citizen!". The Narrator exclaims.
Flooring it, she tries to escape but is too late as the turtle and water tank descends on her.
Upon impact, Brick covers his eyes. "Oh, no..".
One of the scooter's tires roll away and stops in front of a guilty looking Butch. "Oops". After a moment, she pops her head out of the tire.
The Utonium's House
Again, the boys are arguing in the hall, the Professor between them. "You recklessly endangered people's life!".
"Did not!". Butch fires back.
"And failed to follow orders!". Brick carries on.
"Well - I should be the leader anyway!".
"Boys, calm down!". He separates them.
"No!". They shout, and he steps back slightly startled.
"I had it with your insubordination!". Brick then nails him with his optic blasts, leaving him smoking from the attack.
"Well, I had it with your leadership!". Butch fires back with a green laser beam from his hands, knocking his brother into a wall. They then proceed to roll around the floor, trading blows.
Hiding behind a corner, Boomer holds Spot close to his chest. "Well, I suppose it was inevitable. I always knew they wouldn't last on the same team". Spot giggles a bit.
In his room, Him rubs his hands together deviously. "With Brick and Butch busy fighting, Boomer doesn't stand a chance!". He giggles again, and begins flying around the room. "I'm winning, I'm winning, I'm winning, I'm winning!". He now flies in a tight circle, creating a small whirlwind in the room.
Back at the Utonium's, the Professor has his arms between the boys keeping them from tearing each other apart. "That's enough, I'm gonna separate you two, oh, you'll have a time out!".
Inside their bedroom, Boomer sits on the floor in the dark, crying, with Spot by his side. "Spot, now they're fighting more than ever. I'm so confused". Spot only stares back at him. "Spot... tell me what to do". He whines, but is greeted with silence from the toy. "Spot?". He kneels down beside the puppy. "Why don't you say something?".
He finally speaks up, but his voice sounds more like Him. "Stupid little boy".
Reeling back, Boomer stares in shock. "Huh?".
The light in the room suddenly glows an eerie red, and Spot begins to grow. "They're fighting because of you". It's canines suddenly enlargen. "Because you believe your toys can really talk-". Boomer watches in astonishment as the toy doubles in size. "-And you actually do what they tell you to do".
"I know that voice... You're-". He gasps and looks up. "Him!".
"Very good! I'm flattered". His head is now big enough to fill the room. "But thank you, Boomer. Thank you for helping me break up the RowdyRuff Boys once and for all. Now if you'll excuse me, I must go and DESTROY THE WORLD!". He bursts through the ceiling, and makes his way to the city.
"Oh, no! He's headed straight for Townsville!". Boomer exclaims. "I've got to stop him!". He says, but becomes very timid afterwards. "I just hope I don't mess this up too". He flies off to confront the giant stuffed dog.
"STOP! You used me!". He glares furiously at the toy.
"Oh, is that what I did?". His paw curls around Boomer from behind.
"That's not fair!".
"No, it isn't. Neither is THIS!". He's then grabbed by the giant paw, and he gasps in shock.
Getting over his initial shock, Boomer quickly sinks his teeth into the paw holding him. "Rrahh!".
Now in a rage, Him grips the blonde RowdyRuff tighter, and he cries out in pain. The cry making it's way to his brothers.
Their heads immediately snap up at the sound. "Boomer is in trouble!".
They both streak across the sky, making a beeline for their baby brother. Reaching him, they spot each other and scowl. Boomer is then lifted into view, screaming in pain. Any resentment to the ever had is now resolved, as Butch eagles his eyebrows at him. In response, Brick laughs out and the two save their brother.
"What?!". Him exclaims. "Brick and Butch? But you're supposed to be fighting each other!".
They fly overhead, with Boomer between them. "Some things are just more important. Right, Butch?". Asks a smiling Brick.
"Right!". He agrees, making Boomer laugh happily.
Spot then sets ablaze and it snarls, baring it sharp fangs. "No! No! No!". It then disappears in a huge explosion.
The Boy's Room
"I'm glad that's over". Butch then spammers slightly, turning to Brick. "Hey, Brick, I'm sorry about fighting with you". He apologizes.
"Me too". Brick smiles at him. "You know, we're lucky to have a brother like Boomer, who was only trying to remind us that we're a team". He states.
"Yeah. And that any personal differences we've got shouldn't stop us from saving the day and stuff".
Laughing in his spot on the bean bag, Boomer spoke up. "For all my hard work, I should be the leader!". This catches both off his brothers off guard, and they stare at him comically. He blows them a raspberry.
Not a minute later, the three can be seen rolling around the floor wrestling each other, and laughing. Boys will be boys.
"You tell ''em, Boomer!". The Narrator laughs. "So once again the day is saved - thanks to the RowdyRuff Boys".
To be Continued...
Sorry for the late update guys. My sister's birthday was yesterday, and I was busy all week. Please forgive me! -Bows At The Waist-
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